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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 8h
Decided to go for the Ultima Weapon (KHFM) uhhhgain because I love Pain and Suffering!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 11h
the sugar in the tank JUMPED out
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12h
Just collapsed at the gym and NAWT because I’m a fatty.
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12h
oh my gaw no.
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12h
💀💀💀
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12h
I’m really testing him now with my reply (I threw out Impressive Instant as a non-normie song)
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 17h
Little!!!!!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 17h
Sick day today because I felt like it
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Back home with the cats after nearly 48 hrs with family
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Ellen Ellen Crowd
ALT: Ellen Ellen Crowd
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
An offensive setlist for an artist with such an expansive catalogue I’m giggling
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Canadian Thanksgiving day 2 (with my family, but instead of at my mom’s house, where it’s been for decades, which I now live less than 20 mins from after years of being told “you live so far/you’re never around”, it’s at my sister’s new house, an hour further north than where I used to live)
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I trim my ear hair like once a day and there’s literally always another hair to pluck #Armenia
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
libs keep reposting this like let me be unpatriotic and crossfaded in peace OKAAYYY??
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Father-in-law put on Joanne while we played Scrabble
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Canadian Thanksgiving night 1 (in-laws)
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just open-palmed slapping her students left and right like get her a cigarette and a glass of Riesling stat
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OK I am seriously struggling with the big swings at the end, the whole thing was a beautiful pressure cooker until the release, but hey a new take on old material does not erase that old material. Like I’m just gonna put on the De Palma film aka the best movie ever made and have the time of my life!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This went fucking crazy…
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Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd by Lana Del Rey on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 4:45
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last 2 episodes of Carrie is now
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Label applied get FOCKED @bsky.app
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
finally a good feature of this site!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wayyyyy more Music than the one that literally samples it
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Canada Dry by Troye Sivan on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:21
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hmmmmm posts flopping lately I must be shadowbanned for having a fat hog
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Family holiday plans aren’t until tomorrow/Monday so today we Other Mommying 😂😂😂
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And none for crank 2 💜
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m about to have to most i think he’s got a girlingest shower ever
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning from baby boy and baby girl
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don’t leave me on the donce floor
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lemme put on the Thir13en Ghost glasses real quick.
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Raised me
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve seen it before and just couldn’t resist the pull of the pioneer prequel
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#nyasss!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody’s doing it like Drag Race PH
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
U GOTTA tell me u want it TELL ME U WANT IT !
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I THINK HE’S GOT A GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ohhhhh miss puss.
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i think he's got a girl by Slayyyter on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:34
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deserved Gar lashings for those Grammy submissions like why do I lowkey dislike her when she’s in an off-era lol. Even MAYHEM, her career best, already feels so forgotten about after a having such a robust era because she’s just back to radio silence between makeup ads
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Work inbox is possessed by a demon but I’m out all day for a client meeting then I’m off until Tuesday so idc rn
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two different houses in my city exploded last night
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TICKETS FOR NIGHT 2 SECURED!!!!!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now watching Canadienne classique Ginger Snaps
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asked for asked for asked for Back door back door back door Passport passport passport
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mike Flanagan you’ve done it again!!!!! (I’ve never watched anything he’s done before.)
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I lovedjdhhdhhsgshsjd the first episode of Carrie holy FOCK!!!!!
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and that’s on #Quang.
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
noooo I could never be annoyed by u 💖
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I canNOT stand Troye’s trail like put that stupid shirt down.
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll try again Thurs but I’m nawt hopeful 😩
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carly concert sold out by the time I got in and I was number #1100 in queue
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m like 15 mins into Evil Dead Burn and mama this is diarrhea.
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