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Bob Rankin 🦧

@bigbob25a.bsky.social
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Mostly Harmless. I am not Banksy.

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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 19h
They just can't handle the raw sex appeal of Al playing with his gong in the garden while Alex watches
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Should have Gong to Specsavers @almurray.bsky.social is missing a sponsorship trick here
Al Murray with a gong in Taskmaster
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looks like somebody needs a night out #WMRC
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtu.be/JlO9n8Drqi0?...
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Open Up It's The Pigs - The Young Ones. Remastered [HD]
YouTube video by The Channel That Can't Take Anything Seriously
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Boobies
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My initial thought was could a mobility scooter do the job - depends on circumstances. Which led me to this site where they do rent both mobility scooters and electric wheelchairs... I have no idea if they provide a good service www.easypaymobility.co.uk/t/hire/wheel...
easypaymobility.co.uk
Electric Wheelchair Hire - Easy Pay Mobility
We are the UK's largest supplier of Wheelchairs on rental. Our hire package is affordable and includes all repairs, mobility scooter insurance and a scooter breakdown recovery.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
John Cusack holding a boombox
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What next? Stopping you throwing your popcorn in the air so you can catch it in your mouth?
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We had a semi this evening, but couldn't handle the stiff competition
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It would be a trek unless you want to visit the place anyway.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wakehurst Place has a collection of North American trees, might be worth asking them www.kew.org/wakehurst/pl...
kew.org
Horsebridge Wood Collection
A collection of North American trees.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Very important statement On the Clacton-by-election To clear up matters for Everyone. Because we are politically neutral It would be wrong for us to Name any candidate who Favours CEEFAX returning And it would be Childish to find a way of Embedding a subliminal message here.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sticky. Moist. Clammy. Just some of the words used to describe @countbinface.bsky.social in the current heatwave, Earth's favorite space warrior for bravely refusing to ditch the intergalactic suit, despite the soaring temperatures. #Clacton #Binface
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's never ending croissant chaos
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fan vs the PG Tips monkey
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Put a Millenium Dome style roof over Old Trafford and bung in some porta-cabins - job's a good'un
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey you, are you the British heatwave? Because I'm all itchy and got a rash
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think we all know where this is going.
static.klipy.com
Make It Rain Money: 'Yeah Baby!!!'
Alt: Make It Rain Money: 'Yeah Baby!!!'
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wouldn't be rummaging around a random bag in a bush
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Will Snoop be introduced as a Space Cadet?
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nice to see Tim Key gets out & about
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
As a British person, may I recommend haricot beans in a tomato jus, served on lightly buttered, golden brown toasted artisan bread. Dash of Worcester sauce.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Live coverage from 10 Downing Street #TeamAngela #TeamAndy
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is a massive house boat at £1.4m, but the annual charges are tea spitting "Mooring and Maintenance Charge: £113,004 per annum" www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 5 bedroom house boat for sale on Rightmove
5 bedroom house boat for sale in St Katharine Docks, Wapping, E1W for £1,400,000. Marketed by RiverHomes, South West London
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They need more fibre in their diet
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A great example of Christian values in action, showing care and compassion for all
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I liked the Three Crowns when I worked around there, but that was years ago. maps.app.goo.gl/AzrMv5Zv9Jdu...
maps.app.goo.gl
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's been a few years, but I used to drink at The Red Lion, between Jermyn St and St James's Square which is a Fullers pub maps.app.goo.gl/1MuKDb9xgG7v...
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy #EdBallsDay #EdBalls
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dutch Barge for £950k, £20k a year for mooring! www.onthemarket.com/details/1752...
onthemarket.com
Imperial Wharf Marina, Fulham, SW6 2 bed houseboat for sale - £950,000
RiverHomes - South West & Central London Branch present this 2 bedroom houseboat for sale in Imperial Wharf Marina, Fulham, SW6
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I immediately checked for crisp. Everybody can stand down, it is there.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm disgusted
Yes Prime Minister
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I had a regular bus, there was always somebody loudly face-timing or playing music with speakers on. There was also a fair few fans of Mary Jane on that route, and they were good as gold, didn't bother anybody apart from the smell, and took the responsible option of not driving. Well done stoners.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'll be listening to the melodic songs of Paul Young www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmK...
youtube.com
Streetband - Toast
YouTube video by thecatkeaton
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is just £550k which includes a London mooring however mooring fees are £13k! www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 2 bedroom house boat for sale on Rightmove
2 bedroom house boat for sale in Prince Albert Road, Camden, London, NW1 for £550,000. Marketed by Unique Property Company, Unique Property Company
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If Ed Gamble can do a solid 20 on Diabetes, I'm sure you can do it for Parkinson's (in the interests of balance).
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tech bro gotta bro
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sorry for the poor writing, I was too busy laughing to type straight
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
@cruisingthecut.bsky.social is this most expensive canal boat at the moment? £750k for a 72ft wide beam "Price excludes mooring fees. Currently located in Nottingham" www.onthemarket.com/details/1789...
onthemarket.com
Admiral Walk, London W9 2 bed houseboat for sale - £750,000
Charles Bartlett Residential - Denchworth present this 2 bedroom houseboat for sale in Admiral Walk, London W9
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Jimmy Carr
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I bought a Canon MX885 in July 2011, and it is still going strong.
Canon printer/scanner
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
One of my favorite comedy sketches, by @5teviem.bsky.social with Lola-Rose Maxwell www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgqa...
youtube.com
Trying to print something
YouTube video by Stevie Martin
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If only we could look at examples from around the world “California Billionaire Tax Act” #HopeNotHate Join.greenparty.org.uk www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
California’s billionaires pour cash into elections as big tech seeks new allies
As Gavin Newsom departs, ultra-wealthy flex wealth and influence to fight regulation and keep the boom going
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Candle in the fecking Wind
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm currently suffering, I describe it as sneezing like a b*st*rd. My Android/Google weather apps rates it 4 out of 4 for tree pollen.
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Those billionaires really don't want to pay any taxes
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Part of the Ecotricity / Dale Vince world, which has a good reputation for customer service. www.ecotricity.co.uk/your-green-e...
ecotricity.co.uk
Ecotalk
Save money on your mobile phone and data bills with Ecotalk, our mobile phone network powered by sustainable green energy run on wind and solar power
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
wtf #HopeNotHate
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all. Thanks, Zack Polanski
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Bob Rankin 🦧 @bigbob25a.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
As always, I appreciate your calm perspective on a mad mad world #HopeNotHate #VoteGreen #HannahThePlumber
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