Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[Like a music nerd about band t-shirts] “Oh nice shirt. What font is that?” “Futura…bold-italic I think.” “You sure about that you fucking poser? The SUPREME font is actually Futura heavy oblique.” 060
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Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It’s anti-labor to complain about the price of mocktails. 030
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation... 092
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025AI Artist: “I removed the fog from Silent Hill” 0152
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I never used Snapchat that much so it keeps sending me reminders of either my dick pics from two years ago or pics of my dead dog. 160
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I like my whiskey how I like my men: 060
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025The only thing of value we got out of the MKUltra program was one good season of Stranger Things 120
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Every Star Wars comment section reveals that the two sides of the Star Wars fandom are those that love to read between the lines and those that can only read by slowly mouthing the words. 030
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 13/05/2025Just your friendly reminder that in 1985 your local city Philadelphia government bombed a black organization in a residential neighborhood. 10,000 bullets in 90 minutes with C4 explosives dropped from above. 11 killed, including children. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.com‘Timestamp on our minds’: Philadelphia marks 1985 Move bombing that killed 11Police bombing targeting Black liberation group ignited fire that killed 11, including five children, and burned 61 houses 074
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025After the revolution the re-education camps will be standard K-12 but for adults. 040
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025They’re gonna have to film Paris inside the Volume like it’s an alien planet from the Mandalorian. 031
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025A sitcom about billionaires living in their apocalypse bunkers after the revolution, imprisoned deep within the Earth like the Titans, but with freeze-dried loaded baked potato soup and a Plex server. 1112
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 17/04/2025INCREDIBLE opinion by Wilkinson refusing to stay Judge Xinis's orders in the Abrego Garcia case, condemning DOJ's arguments as "shocking not only to judges, but to the intuitive sense of liberty that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 270178315375
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈Dane Canyon @cantwait2b.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Chappel Roan dropping a banger of a country single? Get it. Here’s to hoping country gets taken over by all the queens. Beyonce winning country album this year just the beginning of country not sucking like it has for the last 20 years? 3393
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Tesla investors wake up every morning wondering if today is the day they’ll have to push the pilot out of the plane so literally anyone else can fly. 030
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025“Democracy dies in darkness” is a promise not a motto.cbsnews.comAcclaimed Washington Post columnist resigns after critical op-ed on Jeff Bezos is killedRuth Marcus, a longtime op-ed writer for the Washington Post, quit on Monday after, she said, her column criticizing owner Jeff Bezos was killed by publisher. 360
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If you’re rich and corrupt and you CAN’T lock down the Chicago mayorship, you’re not fit to serve in government.axios.comRahm redux: Ex-mayor's criticism fuels comeback speculationThe former mayor is publicly criticizing big city mayors like Brandon Johnson. 140
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025CEO retirement party but make it Blade Runner 141
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈Marill Streep @apatricsaurus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025There's a chance for the funniest thing to happenmedia.tenor.coma woman is saying `` baby , you 're a firework '' in front of a window .Alt: a woman is saying `` baby , you 're a firework '' in front of a window . 314334
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025The Trump regime’s Hitler Youth program was the YouTube algorithm. 040
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024*blushing* I bet you say that to all the bros 0122
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Luigi has shown us it’s possible to have both 0416
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The only way to stop a bad guy with an MBA is a good guy with a gun. 0112
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 10/12/2024The man once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played children engaging in dogfighting rings to earn "badges" from other dogfighters. In that game, "Pokemon Red", 021
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024The movie can star Timothee Chalamet or whatever but the CEO must be played by James Cordon. The audience had to believe the CEO deserved it and there’s nobody in Hollywood audiences would enjoy seeing shot in the back more than James Cordon. They both look like rats eye fucking a piece of cheese 25612
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Elderly McDonald’s patrons, and their consequences, have been a disaster for the human race. 030
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I have reason to believe the killer is Jo Calderone 070
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Stocking stuffer idea for the vigilante folk heroes on your list: 091
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Biden could redeem his legacy by pardoning the UnitedHealthcare assassin 191
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If he plays his cards right he could really become the next John Dillinger or Bonnie and Clyde 060
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024UHC CEO story came on and my 5y/o asked “why is he running? He didn’t do anything wrong!…It’s because we HAVE to chase him! Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So we'll hunt him, because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.” 191
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈foggybearsf.bsky.social @foggybearsf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024After a quarter century, people still fantasize a lot about having Brad Pitt’s abs in Fight Club, but not nearly enough about blowing up credit card company data centers. 09330
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Adding &udm=14 to the URL of your Google search makes it AI-free. This site has a search box that ads it, plus additional info. udm14.comudm14.com&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami codeA quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work. 0208
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Science Fiction promised us smoking hot, genetically engineered elites but all we got were these eugenicist dorks 1196
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Issac Newton: It’s time to try defining gravity I think I’ll try defining gravity Apples can’t fly, I’m defining gravity What goes up must come down! 140
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The Oceangate saga was this generation’s Woodstock 0123
Reposted by Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈90’s anime @90sanimepics.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Anime : Cowboy Bebop (1998) 202328269
Starfish Troopers 🫡 🏳️🌈 @bigbicenergy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024“…which will only benefit from her involvement.” Sounds like HBO has never seen Fantastic Beasts 140
