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bidetuser

@bidetuser.bsky.social
45 followers 39 following 20 posts

same bidetuser you know and love from twitter. San francisco

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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
customer at the bar last night had knuckle tats that said THEY THEM
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
call her william the way she shakes on my spear
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
what if i K’d my S
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
alternate post is TWIABP put their entire TWIABPussy into Illusory Walls
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die put their entire The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Dussy into Illusory Walls
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Heretic is just Saw for people who know how to read
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Invalid handle
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
elon being made head of that department is the equivalent of you handing your little brother an unplugged controller bc your mom told you to include him
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Bleeting
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Fire
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
son of a bitch elon nuked my fuckin twitter account bc I changed my display name to edward twizzlerhands and now my account just goes to a busted loading screen that never loads
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
just put elon, zuck and jack in the ring and last man standing gets custody of the twitter users i cant take this anymore
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
she thread on my blue until i sky
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/07/2023
[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
bussy
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
im trying to rack up a bunch of ReSkys
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
fuck it add me on this stupid shit also. @ is paulieamerus bc some clown stole my handle
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
whats up threads hows it goin
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
(Youth pastor voice) you know who else had 12 followers
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
The alt text killed me lol
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bidetuser @bidetuser.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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