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Bhavinho

@bhavinho.bsky.social
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Arsenal Football Club. Pizza. Basketball. Baseball. Bourbon. Books. 90’s hip-hop enthusiast. Used to be @bhavinho_ at the other place.

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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe it’s generational, maybe it’s just me being an old man yelling at a cloud…but young people do not understand how to comport themselves in workspaces.
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Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
ALT: Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The year is 2019. My wife and I just got married and moved into a new apartment. I go to our old place to grab the last thing we couldn’t fit on the truck: my bike. I ride to the new place, and decide to stop at a brewery around the corner. I’m standing at the bar, first day of Summer League.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
16 year old footballer vs one of the best DJs on the planet. Saw these back to back on IG and just thought it was mad.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How big was the “catering cart” and did he need a fucking oxygen tank like the guy from Ocean’s Eleven
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m literally using your app!
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Weird text from a random today
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The disappointment on my face when I looked up and realized this wasn’t THE Charlie Murphy
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One of my weather app cities is not like the others.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My expert opinion here is that the actually good frozen pizzas - Table 87, Lou Malnati’s etc - are too expensive to be viable as frozen pizzas. The whole point is that they need to be cheap, quick alternatives on busy days - if you’re spending $30 on a frozen pizza, just order a fucking pizza.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s funny how you can really like a hobby and hate everyone involved in its online communities. Anyway watch enthusiasts are amongst the worst, just saw some guy ranting about putting a leather strap on a dive watch because you shouldn’t dive with leather. 99.9% of people will never dive you dweeb
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Definitely normal shit.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don’t think footballing society is ready to grapple with the fact that Kylian Mbappé is going to shatter pretty much every goal-scoring record on the planet - and set them at unbreakable levels. The only question will really be if he cares enough to get to 1,000 goals or whatever CR7 is at.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There’s a very clear and obvious reason why they’ve changed course but I’d like to meet the people who want to give their employers greater access to their private data by downloading social media apps on their *work* phones. THATS WHAT YOUR PERSONAL PHONE IS FOR.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And people wonder why the world was rooting for Spain.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Adidas not re-releasing the Spain away shirt with two stars is criminal.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Amazon driver clearly gave zero fucks this morning/last night, because everyone on my block is exchanging incorrect packages right now. It’s like a block party.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sack Tüchel immediately
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not playing Saka at all during a semi-final but starting him for a 3rd place match is certainly a choice.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Can’t go outside due to air quality. Can’t go outside due to flash floods/thunderstorms. Can’t eat vegetables. What a time to be alive.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If we’re not the safest state for gun-related deaths, we’re certainly in the top three. What in the actual fuck is happening?
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Appeals court strikes down New Jersey’s assault weapons ban, magazine limits
The 3rd Circuit opinion strikes at the heart of the state's gun laws, among the most restrictive in the nation.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Old man makes candy with slave labor.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
At least they’re honest?
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s already enshittified - *especially* if you’re in the UK - but you just know there are conversations about how they can rebrand “hydration breaks” as “tactical breaks” or as something for player safety so they can sell additional ads.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m not an economist or market analyst or anything like that - I’m just a conspicuous consumer - but Nike’s fall is a perfect business school case study on simply reading the room.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Hi, we talked a few months ago about a position at [redacted] and, while they decided to go in a different direction, circumstances have changed and they’d like to bring you in.” Me:
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Who’s got a line on a Motorola Razr circa 2006? I am so fucking tired of AI nonsense creeping into every app.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Feel like banks should be able to process shit faster in 2026.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The divergent paths Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla have taken since The Man Show are genuinely remarkable. Carolla is also one of the OGs of podcasting which, in and of itself, is bizarre in the context of the platform in 2026.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s incredible how idiots managed to destroy literally the largest entertainment industry on the planet. And I think we can all definitively say Nintendo were - once again - well ahead of the curve.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Samsung is going to make so much money just from selling these to Apple.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Being the Oldest Sibling when you’re actually the Youngest Sibling is mentally, physically, emotionally and financially exhausting.
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My degree large, my job fake, my debt collectors name Kevin: Phils in 7
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Free business idea: an app that rates restaurants and bars by their bathrooms.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s very interesting to me how players from the best club in the world have been consistently balling out, and bailing out their national teams, at the World Cup.
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
God bless Mikel Merino. My substitute king.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
To be fair, this is pretty standard for Swiss people simply because of the nature of their geography and economy (and where these players work). That said, it’s genuinely embarrassing when I see Americans in foreign countries. This country is so dumb and uncultured and makes no effort.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is seriously so weird. The talent is mid - that’s a good thing! It’s just not at the level of top European, South American and African sides. It’s okay to admit that! There are good players on the team, guys who play for solid mid-table sides in their league, but not a single one is elite.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t understand how Americans thought this team was good. Stop talking about this like it was some tragic loss. You played a severely diminished squad well past their prime and they made you look like toddlers.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
he went out without scoring in his final game and hamstrung their entire offense but let's not forget that Cristiano Ronaldo also has to watch Leo Messi continue to make him a historical footnote, too
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 06/07/2026
What a hero. Saved us from extra-time and sent Ronaldo out. I love Premier League winner Mikel Merino
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Once again, Arsenal bailing out their national side.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
An absolute farce. Allez Les Diables Rouges!
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m not a gatekeeper, I like when people show interest in things I like…but at least have some self-awareness about your ball knowledge, that’s really all I ask. Don’t be afraid to ask questions, seek out insight and perspective, don’t just jump to whatever conclusion you want.
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turgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
data visualization is my passion.
fox news showing weekly temperatures: 92, 92, 92, 94, 94, 92, 92, with a very strong gap between 94 and 92.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Only Gianni Infantino could have me agreeing with UEFA and Sepp Blatter.
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Bhavinho @bhavinho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Would be pretty cool if Nike restocked the England and Norway kits. I don’t understand why they’re against making money…but I guess their stock price speaks for itself.
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