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Betty

@bettytherob.bsky.social
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Writer/Narrative Designer/Teacher/Consultant. Currently seeking my next role. Horror obsessive. Writing machine. DM. Author of Jockstraps. I love problematic women and gays. Opinions are my own.

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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Interviewers all the time for some fucking reason: I’m going to ask this actor about the queer subtext in their show by saying “you know our (ship name) shippers are dying for the tea on (ship name) in the next season!” Do you read any of the fan theories or fanfiction about this pairing? Journalism
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I released the first episode of my podcast with @lexie-henning.bsky.social this week! Edutainment Mashup is an improv podcast where one game designer and one historian get together to come up with an original video game concept in one hour. We’ve had some really amazing guests and wonderful games!
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Watching Good Boy with Banana. She’s very concerned and started barking softly at the monster.
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
All dogs everywhere voice: hey, I am so sweet and loving and I am always going to stand just in the most inconvenient spot
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Oh so when Japan celebrates a specific seasonal ingredient for a season it’s “so cool!” But when North Americans go apeshit for pumpkin spice for autumn suddenly it’s “too much”?
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I think we need to put the following terms on dating profiles to rest: - “cute dates” (what does that even mean?!) - “intentional connections” (have you… not been intentionally dating?) - “relationship anarchy” (I think we’re letting fuckbois run the show) - “solo poly” (DATING IT IS CALLED DATING)
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Things cavemen would love: - water beds - uber eats - porn on phone - pastel crayons - toilet paper - indoor heating - crockpots - indoor cooling - sybian machine
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It’s Jockstraps update day! We update every second Wednesday with goofy soccer hijinks and unhinged faculty requests. Check us out on WebToon: m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/jo...
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Headline: Canada named among top 5 countries with the best quality of life in the world American replies: MUST BE NICE Canadian replies: FUCK ALBERTA! FUCK DOUG FORD! FUCK YOU CARNEY! FUCK YOU PEEPEE! FUCK YOU USELESS NDP! Australians: I really liked the summer I spent working in Banff.
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
SHAPES
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Mike Henderson @mikeshenderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Halloween themed Home Depot ad where they help Old Man Withers build traps for the Scooby Gang.
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Teaching people one at a time that companies will use your charitable donations for their tax write offs
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Passion project checkpoint! Show me what you 🫵🏻 are currently working on
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Just DM things I do: change the HP of a boss depending on how low my players’ HP is. I never want things to feel easy, but I also don’t wanna do a TPK
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
No one ever: you know what’s gonna make me wanna move into this house? Some hideous fake grey wood flooring
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Fun fact: Taylor Swift and Ben Affleck could have been the children-in-law of RFK Jr
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Passion project checkpoint! Show me what you 🫵🏻 are currently working on
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Chiitan follows me I’m so honoured
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@henrybarajas.bsky.social is a hilarious and cool dude! I got to give a quote for his comic series Death to Pachuco! Check it out! www.simonandschuster.ca/books/Death-...
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Death to Pachuco
“A razor-sharp historical noir that doesn’t pull any punches.
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Henry Barajas 🔜 Comic Con LA @henrybarajas.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"Death to Pachuco continues to be a riveting historical noir, dripping with 1940’s intrigue while not pulling any punches on the bloody history of Los Angeles." - @bettytherob.bsky.social (Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Alien Rogue Incursion, Jockstraps) Preorder 👉🏽 bindings.app/read/2Ff3kNs7
Comic book art by Rachel Merrill and Lee Loughridge.-
"Death to Pachuco continues to be a riveting historical noir, dripping with 1940’s intrigue while not pulling any punches on the bloody history of Los Angeles." - Betty Robertson (Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Alien Rogue Incursion, Jockstraps)
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Stephen Wark @chirographum.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
@bettytherob.bsky.social !
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Don’t have to prove my age on YouTube because I’ve been watching Venture Brothers compilations of late
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Just polling the masses here on BlueSky, please boost if you can. If you are a queer person do you think that all sapphic art should be soft and gentle? Do you think that work that has a more passionate sense of desire is degrading? I’d like to know. I’ve been getting mixed feedback.
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Henry Barajas 🔜 Comic Con LA @henrybarajas.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The internet is mad stoked for Death to Pachuco #1! Read the first six pages and preorder today! bindings.app/read/2Ff3kNs7
mean superman monkey making cgi mean face while wearing a mind control helmet. computer lights in the dark backgroundcomputer screen text: WOW! I JUST READ A PREVIEW FOR DEATH TO PACHUCO #1! 

LEE Loughridge IS THE BEST!

IN STORES OCT. 8TH AT YOUR LCS!
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
We have a very cathartic new issue of Jockstraps today for anyone wishing they could literally beat the heat back with a fire hose Source: www.webtoons.com share.google/f2uox8Bt7A0S...
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Sorry I didn’t find your girl child in the body of a sexy woman character groundbreaking, it’s just that I’ve seen science fiction films before
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Starts throwing pocket pussies at an NBA game… you know… for crypto reasons
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
That can’t be comfortable
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Shout out to that Covid road trip I took to Tofino, where we had to stop the car in Cathedral Grove because I was crying so hard listening to Fourth of July
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Save me Heavy Metal 1997 illustration by Oscar Chichoni, save me
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Bury me in the woke sequels that were objectively good but not marketed well and therefore dismissed as flops
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Help! I’m a successful man in a happy marriage, but my wife has gotten more attention than me lately? Should I cheat and blame her success?
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Would you call the cops if a giant skeleton broke into your home to deliver presents or are you cool?
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I feel like we’ve been finding out Sydney Sweeney is a Republican for the past 3 years
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Just found out that Jockstraps has been getting comments on WebToon and went through them last night kicking my feet and giggling m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/jo...
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Jockstraps: A Soccer Comedy
Soccer. Romance. College. Shenanigans. Follow the Westhaven Woodpeckers as their coach and captain try to reign in their unsportsmanlike conduct off the field, and lead them on it.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Banana Chaos
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Blaagghhlllllbbbbbbbllllllll.
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
So ends the #MeToo movement. With loss after loss after loss to rape culture. Diddy is allowed to hold rape parties. Hockey players are allowed to gang rape a woman in a hotel room. These are not criminal acts. Women are not entitled to safety or bodily autonomy. It was fun pretending otherwise
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“Women are bad drivers” was a stereotype created after women were allowed to get licenses and therefore able to plan escapes from abusive relationships. It’s like “women are bad with money” which is used as an argument against us having bank accounts and being financially independent
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Sliding into Margaret Qualley’s DMs to ask her if her mom is single
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You can tell Christianity won the war on Christianity because now people are shaking in their boots at the prospect of offending evangelicals and evangelicals are eroding human rights worldwide
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Being a fitness bro sucks ass. It takes over your life and then you’re never even satisfied with how you look. Can’t eat ice cream and you have dysmorphia anyway.
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
When Banana was a little baby she would fall asleep in my lap after every meal. She got unsnuggly after about 4 months, so I’m glad she’s back to being a cuddle bug
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Oh, you’re fluent in sarcasm? I took it as an elective in high school, so I know like, numbers, colours, and greetings.
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Wait… some of you are still writing Harry Potter fic? I thought that was a joke
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Guess who ate weed off the ground on one of our walks and needed a $150 emergency vet visit
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Betty @bettytherob.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I start with a character design and an vague plot idea. I think a lot of stuff is instinctual plot shape wise, but characters often surprise me. Since I don’t have a hard set personality at the beginning I let them dictate what they would/wouldn’t do. Second drafts are for increasing drama.
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