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Should have been you up there, Kamala

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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Have fun back in MLS, Messi

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PEDRO PORRO IS A WORLD CUP CHAMPION VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

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THANK GOD THAT’S OVER FUCK OFF ARGENTINA

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If I ever become president of FIFA I’m outlawing parking the bus

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I’m not having fun anymore

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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 19/07/2026

How about another red card for Argentina just for fun

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Sucks to suck, Argentina. Should've tried to play football and not just kick people.

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Oh quit time wasting you clowns

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I swear on everything holy if Pedro Porro scores the World Cup winner I will lose it

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I may be crazy for saying this, but part of me thinks the USMNT could have beaten these guys

STOP TRYING TO KILL PEDRO PORRO YOU ARGENTINE BASTARDS

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I should have just watched Benito Bowl for the 97,438th time instead

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I'm getting his kit this year 🥰

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*it Stupid end of day typing

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Wherever it was I hope is jacks up his selling price because this house is a Pedro Porro house

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It's like they completely forgot about Germany spanking Brazil in the 2014 semi-final. ALL GAS NO BRAKES

Literally just texted my niece "and that's why you don't park the bus"

bonebrand @ownbrand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

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Now the entire country knows what it was like to watch Frankball

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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT PARK THE BUS

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Hearing the Telemundo guys saying “VIKINGS” is a joy I never knew I needed

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Whatever I’m gonna go play Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

At least the USMNT got me in prime “I hate this club” shape before the PL season starts

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I would say he’s coming off at the half but this is Poch we’re talking about here

🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 06/07/2026

We can’t have even two minutes of joy

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The irony is that this match is just a typical Mexico-USA friendly.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/07/2026

it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares

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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 02/07/2026

Woke up. Still salty. Still not a red. #usmnt #freebalogun

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Balogun's crime there was the audacity of him not being Lionel Messi

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT WAS NOT A STRAIGHT RED

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His transfer fee is climbing by the minute

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THANK YOU BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP

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I retract my previous post

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I don’t understand a word of Spanish, so I can only assume the Telemundo guys are like “why the hell can’t the US finish”

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