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Beth

@beth77nj.bsky.social
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Jersey girl in MD. Child-free plant lady. Late-diagnosed ADHDer. Crochet enthusiast. Tottenham 'til they kill me. Laugh hard, run fast, be kind. Go Birds. She/Her/Hers

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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The hopes are lukewarm. #RingTheBell I guess
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think that as part of Man City’s punishment, Haaland should be transferred to Spurs on a free. Just saying.
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy Matchday 1 to all who celebrate #COYS
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Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
ALT: Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
DOOMSDAY TRAILER JUST DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 20/07/2026
If you fell in love with soccer after watching the World Cup and want to support a club then look no further than Tottenham Hotspur! We’re in London!* We recently won a trophy!** Our fans are passionate!*** * surrounded by teams that hate us ** after many years without one *** results vary
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Should have been you up there, Kamala
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Have fun back in MLS, Messi
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
PEDRO PORRO IS A WORLD CUP CHAMPION VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THANK GOD THAT’S OVER FUCK OFF ARGENTINA
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I ever become president of FIFA I’m outlawing parking the bus
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m not having fun anymore
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How about another red card for Argentina just for fun
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 19/07/2026
Sucks to suck, Argentina. Should've tried to play football and not just kick people.
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAMOS ESPANA!!!!!
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ANY DAY NOW SPAIN
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Well... We're Waiting Meme
ALT: Well... We're Waiting Meme
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh quit time wasting you clowns
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SUCK IT FERNANDEZ
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I swear on everything holy if Pedro Porro scores the World Cup winner I will lose it
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
STOP TRYING TO KILL PEDRO PORRO YOU ARGENTINE BASTARDS
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I should have just watched Benito Bowl for the 97,438th time instead
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bonebrand @ownbrand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Now the entire country knows what it was like to watch Frankball
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT PARK THE BUS
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hearing the Telemundo guys saying “VIKINGS” is a joy I never knew I needed
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whatever I’m gonna go play Paper Mario Thousand Year Door
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At least the USMNT got me in prime “I hate this club” shape before the PL season starts
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We can’t have even two minutes of joy
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hydration break
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Kitty Forman Desperately Pouring a Drink
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me after seeing Balogun in the starting 11
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Soccer Cry Baby
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 06/07/2026
The irony is that this match is just a typical Mexico-USA friendly.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/07/2026
it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That moment when FIFA's inherent corruption finally works in your favor #freebalogun
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Buen Hecho Folarin Balogun
ALT: Buen Hecho Folarin Balogun
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Woke up. Still salty. Still not a red. #usmnt #freebalogun
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 02/07/2026
Balogun's crime there was the audacity of him not being Lionel Messi
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT WAS NOT A STRAIGHT RED
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALOGUN DID NOTHING WRONG
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THANK YOU BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I retract my previous post
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don’t understand a word of Spanish, so I can only assume the Telemundo guys are like “why the hell can’t the US finish”
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Brenden YOU HAD A SITTER RIGHT THERE
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am going to be so sad when the World Cup is over because I'll miss all the #GreatAmericanSleepover content
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What's the over/under on when Zlatan either verbally or physically eviscerates Alexi Lalas because I want in
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
BALOGUN IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE USMNT
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I know maybe 20 words in Spanish but dear god the World Cup is miles better on Telemundo
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Holy hell, and I thought the 2022 USMNT kits were bad
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Who at @mlb.com do I need to talk to about cutting to commercial during Jhoan Duran's entrance because WHAT THE HELL GUYS
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
There is nothing better and funnier in this world than helping your coworker find a file folder that was literally sitting in front of their face and hearing them go from "I am about to have a nervous breakdown" to "OMG I am a fucking idiot" in 0.5 seconds, because you've been there
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just so you know where I stand. Happy #PrideMonth y’all
Picture shows a person wearing a cream colored t-shirt. The shirt has a rainbow on the front, and says “Kiss whoever the f*ck you want”
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Beth @beth77nj.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is my formal request that all Spurs supporters adopt the “No one likes us, we don’t care” ethos of Philadelphia sports fans. Climbing greased lampposts optional but highly encouraged. #COYS (Did we steal the song from Millwall? Maybe, but fuck ‘em)
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 24/05/2026
This may have broken containment so if you see this and aren’t a Spurs fan you can go piss up a rope. We’ll be back and even more annoying next season HAHAHAHAH
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 24/05/2026
HELL YEAH
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