(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 05/10/2026This one trick makes my new apartment not feel so much like a hotel room. Now I have another fifteen prints to hang... 030 3
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 03/10/2026The guy organizing the movers asked me where I'm from, prompted by my pictures of Piran in Slovenia. I knew this moving company are heavily south Slavic, so I should have expected that recognition. Heh. Anyway, en route to the new place now! 010 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 03/10/2026On the upside, cat transport yesterday went well - sympathetic and friendly driver, got Audrey into her temporary hotel/large bathroom, set up her cat hut that looks like a cat right in front of the carrier and poof she went right in. 100 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 02/10/2026Oh hey, it's 161 Maiden Lane, the permanently incomplete construction trainwreck tower! www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... 100 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 01/10/2026I'm in my apartment! No view, because I didn't want to spend $200 more a month when I can just go up to the rooftop lounge and terrace for way better views. =) 120 2
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 01/10/2026Heading over the Brooklyn Bridge for the first time. 120 2
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 27/09/2026Even in the Upper East Side (for one more week!), the blatantly obvious Republican candidate tries to hide her party with a bit about the "independent line". 000 0
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 17/09/2026I’ve always been partial to this one, though Fitzgerald’s hair is nightmare fuel. 110 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 13/09/2026There's a guy parked outside my apartment with a heavily modified car with gull wing doors, blasting incredibly loud...chiptunes? 130 3
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 14/08/2026OK, one more, František Kupka's Mme Kupka among Verticals, because it's just to the left of the first one. 100 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 14/08/2026Ditched work early, walked towards home, got tempted by skirts at Aritzia, splurged and bought two, and am now taking advantage of my MoMA membership to spend some time staring at my favorite painting here. I feel so New York Lady right now. 120 2
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 06/08/20262006 was a different era, don't worry about it. 100 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 06/08/2026Got tired of periodically mourning the digital Phonogram issues and collections not having the text pieces, so look what I bought. 110 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 23/07/2026Now this is an impressively badly delivered pizza. 020 2
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 14/07/2026She was expecting to get her subcutaneous fluids and her tuna like normal, but the mean lady put her in the carrier and then took her to the vet instead. Don't know if she'll ever forgive me! I kid, I kid. She'll completely forget this happened in an hour. 150 5
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 05/07/2026The last saved celebrity is your therapist. Ok, that basically _is_ my voice therapist. 010 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 01/07/2026My beloved Work Nieces got me a rainbow bagel to celebrate the one year anniversary of my egg starting to crack and I almost cried. 140 4
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 02/06/2026Oh fuck it, it's me, it's Beth, and I see me in this selfie, and I've never felt that before, not to anywhere near the same extent. So fuck it indeed, here's a face reveal. 361 6
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 02/06/2026WTF open mic is making things better. Out with trans friends, in a trans space, wearing my Diane Keaton-coded vest in public for the first time ever, making plans for makeup and clothes shopping... 130 3
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 19/05/2026I wrote the thing. Now I need to test out the timing and determine if I can present a slidedeck at the open mic, because I need that cover and I need some Giffen Matter Eater Lad panels and oh shit wait I forgot about that time Matter Eater Lad caught a gender changing virus! 110 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 19/05/2026Also, check out this glorious @colleendoran.bsky.social cover from the issue where we learned Shvaughn’s story! Great stuff. Yes, Shvaughn’s a boy-liker. 1192 19
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 15/05/2026Saaaaame! There’s one room on the fifth floor that has a bunch of Delaunay, Chagal, Leger, Picasso, etc, including my favorite painting, Dynamism of a Soccer Player - I just sit there for like fifteen minutes every time. 110 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 09/05/2026I better get used to this view, since I'm sitting in it for the whole season! 110 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 30/04/2026Oh, Marcel, you're such a character, almost mutilating Man Ray with a sculpture. 030 3
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 22/04/2026Oops, the canvas prints I ordered to somehow display at my desk at work are a bit bigger than I expected. Shoulda gone with smaller sizes. 100 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 20/04/2026Oh look, a Broadway opening night down the block from work. 000 0
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 16/04/2026post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): 1122 12
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 15/04/2026Huh, I'd forgotten that "One Battle After Another" comes from the Weather Underground's post-Days of Rage statement. I guess I don't remember all the details from that oral history I read 30+ years ago. This is from a New Yorker article by Dohrn and Ayers's kid - www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 000 0
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 10/04/2026I am a bit of a coward, but that’s not the reason for my pfp. It’s been my online avatar for ~25 years and I love my stupid little dinosaur hand puppet. She lives on my desk at work! 130 3
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 05/04/2026Aaaaah, my traditional cooldown when at a crowded MoMA: hanging out with my pal Max Beckmann in the German Expressionists room. 010 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 05/04/2026Inspired by @deynix.bsky.social, a series of "my nails in front of abstractionist prints in my apartment" photos. Two Kandinskys, a Delaunay, and the one I like best, a Franz Marc. 010 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 03/04/2026On further reflection, I have to retract my complaints about Minfilia, given the vibes evoked by the full outfit’s color scheme. 010 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 28/03/2026OK, not the best seat for my first time at Nitehawk in Williamsburg, but they've got Italian sausage hoagies and I get to watch French Connection on the big screen. =) 110 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 23/03/2026The bathroom looked like the scene of a very gory murder of a very, very short person. 000 0
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 19/03/2026Oh, forgot the vest picture! I'm not sure if the turtleneck is the right thing to wear under it, and the vest will definitely look even better once I can, y'know, fill out the top more, but I found it, tried it on, and got faint Diane Keaton vibes in the mirror, soooooo of course I bought it. 010 1
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 08/03/2026Yes, it is. Took this half an hour ago walking home from Lincoln Center. 200 2
(eliza)Beth! @beth.banana.management · 07/03/2026Woo, snagged a decent seat. Also, I have a dream of the reality where I have enough spare money to donate enough to @filmlinc.bsky.social to get a seat back named for me. 110 1