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No Soy Chorizo

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Trina134 @trina134.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A fan on twitter put together this beautiful vid showing the call backs in the Will vs Rico match 😭❤️ Credit: x.com/Murder_Ibush... #AEW #AEWDynamite #RIPPac #WrestleSky
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TEKKEN 2 NAMCO 1996 PSX
King with a handstand leg lock on Paul, with the WTC in the background
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Operating a car in Chicago should be expensive. Transit and active mobility should be easier and safer. I'll also add that Chicago needs congestion pricing.
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Beer Battered Cheese Curds @beercheese.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"I drive by that bike lane almost everyday and don't see anyone using it " "I use that bike lane almost everyday and don't see you driving."
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the guy telling you to embrace ai or get left behind is the same guy walking down the sidewalk face deep in his phone about to trip over a fire hydrant
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Video games should not have advanced beyond this
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I cursed myself here because in the three months since this post i have lost the credit card in question, had the replacement credit card compromised in a way that wasn’t my fault, and just this last weekend lost my credit card again
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
no shade to our guy but brandon johnson is the most “we have zohran mamdani at home” mf #chicago
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Drinking lots of water / eating lots of tofu, zucchini and chickpeas
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Anyone that posted about him being dead over the weekend should be required to take one day off the internet for every post they made about it
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I always try to be as professional as possible at work but if someone is being a butthole I stay friendly but then I do a real bad job. Start acting like the most incompetent idiot imaginable. Just become the worst, intentionally, for fun.
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
memorizing my credit card number and security info gotta be one of the most insane things I’ve ever accomplished
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“the music business is cooked” frankly wild that business ever had fuck all to do with creating art in the first place
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
there will simply never be anything like clickable javascript website easter eggs ever again and i just realized how sad that is
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
9 days from being 41 and positive I’m the hottest version of myself yet
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 11/07/2025
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The pandemic completely ethered the chicago grocery store tortilla chip game and i for one truly hate to see it
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They’ll eat you alive if you put ketchup on a hot dog here but barely pull off the world’s most dogshit U turn in the middle of an intersection and no one bats an eye
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
How come ai art looks like total bullshit but ai music sounds like anything you’d hear in the last 20 years what gives
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
finally getting some gd humidity for these mfin curls
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
- Yes I like to go to the lake - No I do not like to go anywhere near the water
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
“You’re 40?? What’s your secret???” Girl you don’t want to listen me say drink water and eat lots of raw fruits and vegetables so why even ask?
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I was today years old when I realized the violin break in Refused’s Tannhäuser/Derivè off the shape of punk to come is a melodic reference to a violin break in the first movement of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
spent the last 6 months thinking my record player was broken when it was just unplugged the whole time, I’ll see myself out
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
New altar just dropped
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
an entire spring made up of violently shifting from two or three 90 degree days to fifteen 45/50 degree days then back to two or three 90 degree days
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Nothing hits quite like a solo ride in a $500,000 vehicle
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Idle Hands producers: ok yeah we got a stoner horror flick so nothing too crazy, the soundtrack is just like motley crüe and sublime so the album art just be kinda goofy scary fun like the film Graphic designer: I got you
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Sinners was great because it showed us that any white person claiming to be 1/8 non-white is the most evil
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
the guy working at the gym this morning interrupted his own conversation with another gymgoer to dap me up and say ‘what’s up’ which feels like a good omen for my muscle mommy progress
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
unreal weather and lake fog on display at the Loyola beach today
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
To this day the way she says Oregano makes me laugh even thinking about it
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I am neither a bassist nor am I a person who uses amps in their band and yet here we are
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Personally I love people who act like they can do whatever they want cause that tells me I can do whatever I want right back and then somehow they rarely see that coming
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
it’s ok to bully people for liking things like Harry Potter. The bleach demon woman who wrote it will never need to give a fuck about what any of us think so we need to act more locally
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It’s getting to the point where I’m sending people reeling when I tell them how old I am, like I punched them in the stomach
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
continuing the crawl into muscle mommy country
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
yeah yeah tell me what you know about the 2000s
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
don’t think american yts can comprehend this but my sincere belief is since there’s nothing left to colonize they’re just recolonizing this country. Guys like this including the ones that “founded” the USA don’t have skills beyond destroying/remaking into something worse and that’s what we’re seeing
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sweetgreen hate is so funny imagine fuming over a place that mostly sells lettuce
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
inching closer and closer to muscle mommy status
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It’s a great day to be an anti-consumerist
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
4 panel comic of someone saying "leftists cost us 2024 and 2016's elections". Someone else replies with "wow! so we're important and Dems should earn our support?" 
The person who asked the question silently pauses, then gets upset.
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’m the guy at the fest who’s there for one (1) band, spending the rest of the time hating
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
every day the bike lane on California is full of cars for no reason but today was different😃
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It’s funny bc yes, “we are waiting for someone to die” is indeed how the city of Chicago handles changes to dangerous car-centric infrastructure blockclubchicago.org/2025/03/25/a...
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No Soy Chorizo @betasoybabe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I like the expression “You get what you deserve” cause yeah I think I do deserve to work at a nice non-profit job that puts pads and tampons in all their bathrooms
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