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Smelsea Joy

@betabrain.bsky.social
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alien mostly, here to spy on humans pronouns: it/that/huh just taking notes

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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
chuckles in Lil Wayne
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I searched my camera roll for sharks and found an old tangent from Reddit. Still valid.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/02/2024
the Internet is a series of tubes
dark figures going down a translucent water slidedark figures going down a translucent water slide
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the simpon @thesimpon.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
the simpon
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
earnestness >>>
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Think I’m gonna work on a drag show where I sing Sinatra as my alter ego Vinny Diamond. Real lounge lizard vibes.
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
LOUDER, FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/02/2024
Treasure Chests xkcd.com/2895
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
I want to be reincarnated in my next life as this guy.
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
I made dis monster.
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Dear self, remember to think more about memetic duplication tomorrow
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Can we get some drama that's like, normal
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
about five years ago I predicted deplatforming would be the dystopian social engineering trend of the future when your entire revenue stream // sphere of influence // social bubble is tied to a single platform…I don’t have to finish this sentence
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
women who run with lemurs
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
there’s an insidious cultural trend of commodifying trauma as social currency as if it’s a constant conversation or a lifelong position as a victim…the thing is, those story anchor those instances in time and metaphysically tether absusers to your psyche…
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 16/02/2024
Meanwhile, on Google Maps…
A Google Maps satellite image of someplace in Ireland called Glebe West. Pinned on it is a “photo” pin and the caption, “Ireland’s Only Potato Vending Machine.” …Who knew.
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Instead of listing all the ways I’m atypical (agendered autist with a brain like buckshot among other abnormalities) I’m just gonna roll with “alien” because I certainly don’t belong here.
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I started making rosaries as a hobby while healing a spine injury. Turns out I’m pretty damn good at it but now I own 37 rosaries and know 0 Catholics to give them to. 😂
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
⊃∪∩⪽ is back on the discourse, so I guess it's a good time to remind (or let the new followers know!) that I have a completely free* digital ⊃∪∩⪽ Zine available for anyone interested: ohotnig.gumroad.com/l/ZuneDine ohotnig.itch.io/dunc *Donations appreciated! :D
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
the really disheartening thing about the prevalence of scams is that instead of talking about it like a public policy problem, we all act like it’s on every grandma to stay vigilant
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
is there a feature request for no furries? like just a social bubble block. please no. no sexy foxes.
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Class
2 panel cartoon

1. A human teacher is teaching a class to students. 'Most insects are harmless'

2. A bee teacher is giving a class to insect students.
'Most humans are harmful'
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Smelsea Joy @betabrain.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I’ve escaped the Twitter.
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