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@bestmam.bsky.social
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 11h
y'all... 🤭😭
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 13h
Spirit Halloween parking lot religious family mom Trade
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 13h
You idiot. You dumb fucking fool. You ordered a hit on us at the Fur Con??????
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 16h
A Sandhill Crane strolling along the nature path.
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lacri 🔞 | commissions closed @lacrimale.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
in his lap one of those drawing ideas I already had a clear vision of in my head #nsfw #nsfwart
Grav, a werewolf, laying on his back holding up Everett, a trans man, as he eats him out.
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 16h
Old people's bones should deteriorate faster and they should die sooner legitimately what do elders contribute to society in this day and age
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Dramatic Trip and Fall Down Stairs
Alt: Dramatic Trip and Fall Down Stairs
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Current Directive: eat something so my morning nausea doesn't make me puke
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Caught a charge for unsubstantiated claims about having fat tits and now I'm the only stupid bastard who's pussy out at sex court cos my parole officer said it's a no-pants-allowed situation. I'm beginning to think this is a setup.
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This happened it really did for a second cuz intagram glitched at the same time I grabbed her with my legs onto top of me 🤤🤤
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Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I want to increase my outdoorsman skills
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Waow Im no t getting yelled at anymore
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ending 1st place situationship because borderlineation ship is lowkirk becoming exclusivationship
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Jarvis, Locate Goth Mommys
Alt: Jarvis, Locate Goth Mommys
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uncle pussy mania mod
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need someone to explain my horoscope to me while I sniff them
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yo mama so fat I wanna rub our bellies together
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gramming out the secret mystery chud
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Vincent Vega & Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction
Alt: Vincent Vega & Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chudding out on the secret mystery gram
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Nefariously eats pussy*
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Scary Cat
Alt: Scary Cat
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sitautionship and I had sex but we put wordle porn on the projector
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🔞HAZEL 🐱💥 @hazeltpe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wordle inflation porn
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Deltarune humor trade
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was not chemical burns my lips were dry
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stinky non-binary armpits stinky non-binary feet stinky non-binary cig breath
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Pain Punishment
Alt: Pain Punishment
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stinky non-binary ass stinky non-binary dick
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Nella King: Good Vibes & Spiritual Growth
Alt: Nella King: Good Vibes & Spiritual Growth
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ASKART @askart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When the instructions were only in Chinese
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cannot handle the amount of grief I feel at times and I wish that there was more Justice in this world
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Gohan's Emotional Cry in Dragon Ball GT
Alt: Gohan's Emotional Cry in Dragon Ball GT
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah girl sneeze on it
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They called me a "good girl" I said "Xir I'm a transbutch agender dyke" They were too busy looking at my I CUPS to care.
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Rodney Dangerfield: Tough Crowd
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They called me a "good girl" I said "Xir I'm a transbutch agender dyke" They were too busy looking at my I CUPS to care.
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Rodney Dangerfield: Tough Crowd
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breaking up the no words staring during sex to say a joke like once every 10 minutes
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Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breaking up the no words staring during sex to say a joke like once every 10 minutes
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Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Live action bush
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oufhh my big fat belly with a piercing
Big fat belly with piercing
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Indirectly kissing people by quedtional means
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super493x @super493x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro holy shiiiiiiiiit we are close
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Flamboyant cis gay man coworker do be having nice hips tho
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being normal about the chicken wing in my take-home box that bestie took a bite out of
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric's Pain
Alt: Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric's Pain
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chemical burns from the amount of oussy I'm eatin
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making ur butt clap is a cheek and thigh thing, not a cheek and cheek thing. Figuring that out on a 2nd date (28 hour long).
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Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia Rant
Alt: Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia Rant
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1st date trade vs 2nd date trade vs 3rd date trade. And they're all the same person.
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Problematic age Gap but it's 2 years between middle aged people
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I have scars you'll never see that have nothing to do with you forevermore
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"you're a really good at giving your head to people" ou shii
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Besties gf was amazed with how easily my head relaxed into her hands while I was laying on my back.
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Willing to drop my long term situationship for a fat goth girl on DAY FUCKING 1
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lesbian missionary to car seat headrest
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bestie saying she's bloated like come on we can't start talking about our big tummies you know the rule 🥴🥵
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shrimp flavored horsegock
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leave my choices alone
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Leave Her Alone! Crying Uncontrollably
Alt: Leave Her Alone! Crying Uncontrollably
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Tea @bestmam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Candy Kingdom apologists
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