Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Genuinely shocked the Cadillacs haven’t had a brake fire yet this weekend 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tell me why not one but TWO people called me during my nap 010
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ok Google hey siri how do I go to bed on time consistently 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Anyone know how to get good gf flour that doesn’t cost $100 billion 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gonna dye my hair green why not amirite fellas 010
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Maybe I should journal that might make me feel better I wish I could find my old journal and peruse it and see how I was doing back then 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gonna eat lunch that has approximately 4 million grams of sodium in it 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The urge to be insane and create a manifesto of AI slop from my coworkers to send to my bosses as they’re developing their AI policies 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wish I had enough space in my house to have a dedicated gluten free toaster 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just had a delicious large breakfast. Feeling ready for lunch. 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is it normal that every weekend I feel sick and have to lay down for hours 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do I hate my job or do I just need more sleep? Does it matter, if my job is what’s preventing me from getting enough sleep? 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why are there so many people on my 4:50am bus 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sure, some things are related to systemic pressures. But also, your choice to stay up 3 hours past your bedtime isn’t just the fault of “capitalism” 100
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So like when do we get the official news about haas 2027 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I keep getting Spotify ads for something called Bruise Cruise where there’s “daily bare knuckle fights on the main deck” of a cruise ship from Florida to the bahams 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not sleeping enough really turns me into a bitch, huh? 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What’s your favorite SEPTA bus announcement? I’m partial to “Please move to the rear of the bus.” 120
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How many hours of sleep do you have to lose to crying about your job before you consider taking a mental health day and/or quitting? 001
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me when I forget that people I know irl read these skeets 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Partner is out of the house so now I’m living like it’s my bachelor pad 011
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I cannot believe I am so lucky that I have not one but TWO cats in my house. #staywinning 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Got a new box for the cats they LOVE it 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My stupid fucking body. Why do my knees hurt from laying down??? This is the rest position you fucking idiot 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I genuinely don’t think I’m capable of rest 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is there such thing as a system that isn’t fundamentally broken 100
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Who else up wanting to go to bed but unwilling to do the steps 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me when im normal and my calf is still sore from a Charlie horse I had this morning (14 hours ago) 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me when I’m normal and get a Charlie horse every day 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The worst part of being alive is the fact that there are tasks every single day 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can someone explain what’s going on in the world like I’m 5 I’m tired 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Every so often my head and extremities get tingly in a way I generally dislike 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Don’t want to go to bed and admit I have to go to work tomorrow (it’s week 3) 010
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What do you do if you think AI is an immoral evil but all of your coworkers and bosses use it to make their lives easier asking for a friend 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me when I’m so bad at my job and trying my best doesn’t make me good at my job ☹️ 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cannot wait to go to bed tonight. I love spending more time at work than I do at home! 🥰 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Cmon Yuki I just want the race to start 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“We’ve got piastri inside of us here” Do we????? 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I were Pierre I’d be shitting my pants rn 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Considering purchasing a bagel this morning. Debating if it’s worth the time/effort to walk there and the money to buy it. 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think I’m already getting a sore throat. I’ve had my new job for one (1) week. The insurance hasn’t even kicked in yet. 000
Mayor of Worm City @wormcitymayor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What do you mean it’s a sprint this weekend 000
