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I wouldn't even know what to do with a "grand vizier" if I fucking had one

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Mixing chemicals rn. Want one of those "Resident Evil Mutation Eye" type things on my van johnson

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I think my kid wants me to feed him. These dead by daylight players aren't gonna hook themselves. One day he'll come to understand

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

stepped on a nail and my cry of pain sounded kinda like a weird moaning noise and now nobody around me is taking my agony and plight seriously

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sending a video sending a damp of you JOing post shower with sound dick pick (soft)

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Shit fire. Piss water or similar liquid.

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Moving all my savings into This

BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

woman asking me when I'm gonna put it in instead of just continuously beating off infront of the vagina. She doesn't know I'm going beast mode in the Other World

Moving like this. Tell me what you #FUCKINGTHINK .

I think the Hair one is cool and Tuning Fork Man was fun to watch kill himself in Doctor Strange

I do wonder at what point both I and Madonna will simultaneously age up to where the age gap between us is no longer hot from any angle

dildo up my ass, baby crowning thru my pussy. But anyway,

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Eradicating my inner microbiomes as is my right as a free american citizen. An inner world free of bacteria. Pearly sheening stomach just think of it

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"but they're metal this doesn't make sense" And that's what we're exploring here. The friction between material is the friction between medium. What is a "video game movie" that's what I'm really talking about at the end of the day if you read between the lines

TERMINATOR SALIVATION and the terminator has one of those fucked up looking drawn-porn mouths where all the detail goes into the anatomy of the mouth and how wet they are

I just respect his whole like, energy, so I'd let him fuck my butthole and stuff I guess

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My backshots sound like gunshots can't do nothing with nooone in an appartment setting because then its a whole Police Situation within like 2 minutes meaning I'll just barely get to have achieved orgasm. The cops know me by name now which like, You Don't Want That

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"Where does all the cum and piss go" Buddy you are not the first person to ask this question and you are not the last person who will live an entire, long, beautiful life and then die still not knowing the answer. I love you.

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I do jerk off a lot but you wouldn't know because I plugged the urethra shut some time ago

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"why do you ask" because I'm hurting them on purpose rn obv

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Have you ever noticed that your friends don't like when you do things that hurt them on purpose

collective action: With all our powers combined we could bring Big Plumbing to it's knees in a single hour. Pass the #RIBS

Baked Paul and he smokes a nbunch of weed. Would probably be a pretty funny skit

Turns out I was not gon gogole and this is not a naI Iphone.

Galagy Gas fam cl;ib jupw how to thjow how to join. Siri.

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superwholocks grab your a stick and do something Bad

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I! AM! ILLITERATE!!!! I !!! CANNOT!!!!! REAADDD!!!!!!

3 iron mans 2 thors 1 captain america. Unfuckingstoppable that way

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my favorite thing in a movie is when theres' like a bif g fucking scary guy who just fucking [punches you hard

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worst feeling in the word sucking dick and the guy cums nd you look up and the expression on their face is one of abject fear and terror

(new ironic rap album where it's bad on purpose) slapping both my ball on the cabooooose I am drinking chemical refuuuuuuuuse

Floating toward this stupid pie on this dumbass fucking windowsill it smells like shit but there's nothing better to do in this village stupid god damned village and the pies

Slapping my belly. Not because it's big I just like slapping it. Did you think it's big do you isthat something you.hg

BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Joe in the oval office on January 19th

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

euuuuugh ohhh I'm fucking posting on Bluesky i'm posting so haaarrrrd im about to poooooost

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

I've seen a few people over the past few days talk about Showa Era Godzilla films that obviously haven't really seen many of them (usually to explain how thematically empty and goofy they are,) and this collection is a great fix to that. They are a lovely set of movies.

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

Yes, any movie where Godzilla flies or talks or does dropkicks is gonna be at least a little bit silly. But Showa Godzilla was working with a lot more than that and I hope everyone interested in the franchise takes some time to appreciate their craftsmanship and surprising depth.

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

On my "eungh" shit. Back on my "hrngh" moves

BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

are you sure an eccentric watercolor painter wasn't using that glass a minute ago

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Trying to write less cum related posts on Bluesky. Clean up my image on here for when X implodes, y'know ?

BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Playing Marvel's Spider-Man 2 EARLY!!!! Why uh... Why is it a deck builder. I don't think they mentioned anything about it being a deck builder in the commercials.

BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

*steps on a jagged spike and it goes right through my foot* this is probably gonna throw a wrench in my day huh. God dammit.

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

scrolled through this for a few minutes and forgot it wasn't twitter

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BERT! @bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

What is it like twenty bucks?