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Bernd Porr

@berndporr.me.uk
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Realtime AI, Bio-inspired AI, robotics, biosignals, neuroscience, research ethics and signal processing. Senior Lecturer at the University of Glasgow. Occasional filmmaker (www.eigenproductions.co.uk). Oh, and recovering anti Brexit activist. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪🇸🇪🇪🇺

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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 13/10/2026
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social has got this handy tankie guide: threadreaderapp.com/thread/17918... So I guess you are that one? :) The “Russia was provoked tankie”. NATO caused this war.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 12/10/2026
Got an invitation from Saoirse Ronan! ♻️ As a renowned scientist in renewable energy I should go. My credentials certainly include that I've just subscribed to Glasgow's Garden Waste recyclig bin and I'm cycling now to my community centre powered by a German muesli. 🥣
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 12/10/2026
Interesting to see which accounts re-skeeting it.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 12/10/2026
...and he's deleted it. Here it is.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 11/10/2026
More like: Disinformation about AfD bots spreading disinformation. Amazing. Text in German here: rohtext.de/news/afd-bot... Google gemini tells me that this graph just shows the drop in overall bot activity from Yandex but not related to AfD.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 11/10/2026
status.yandex.cloud/ru/dashboard what a view! Let's hope the dashboard stays operational till the end. ;)
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 10/10/2026
dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/... 1 1/2 years in the making and grown to 48 pages! The most comprehensive paper we've written about real time model checking for robotic obstacle avoidance. We've shown with informal proofs how a robot won't get stuck - ever! On real robots. Code: github.com/berndporr/re...
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 09/10/2026
So the FT readers have decisively voted. :)
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 29/09/2026
Or "Thugs" or "Hooligans". Similar words we'd use for Tommy-bunch-of-names. Oh:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 29/09/2026
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 26/09/2026
Gemini points to this "seminal EEG paper" which uses multiple derivatives of the EEG to feed them into machine learning -- only that all the plots show (drumroll) ECG! pubpeer.com/publications...
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 21/09/2026
Since he likes film references so much why not replacing the arc with that?
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 20/09/2026
CDU hatte das staerkste Ergebnis nach der Wiedervereinigung. "Bluehende Landschaften"! Dann ging es nur bergab.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 20/09/2026
CDU has been on a downward trend since the unification. "Bluehende Landschafen", eh?
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 20/09/2026
Woha! CDU is out! www.ndr.de/nachrichten/...
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 13/09/2026
Yep. www.svt.se/nyheter/inri... currently a majority of one seat. 75% counted.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 13/09/2026
Oh,
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 10/09/2026
www.cell.com/the-innovati... via @forbetterscience.bsky.social
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 02/09/2026
Odd account with equal numbers of followers and following.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 01/09/2026
While testing a self-built driverless car -- crashed into a police car... www.linkedin.com/posts/charly...
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 31/08/2026
Anybody wanting to reproduce the DINOv2 model by META? Splash out on 9.7MWh. My annual electricity consumption at home is about 1MWh.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 26/08/2026
From my experience with loads of IEEE (esp conference papers) the final formula would look today like this:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 23/08/2026
I still remember this in the runup for brexit. The Polish plumber needed to be deported or in Glasgow the endless campaigns against the Romanians (they actually meant Roma but who cared). Feels like the racism has been Americanised nowadays with skin colour and religion dominating?
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 22/08/2026
What is "interesting" is that a lot of other retractions/corrections are ignored by the press. Pubpeer is full of it. We have excellent sleuths. In my pet area brain computer interfaces up to 80% of papers are questionable but: crickets. What is concerning that even the Guardian joined that pile on.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 21/08/2026
Denkt sich hier in Glasgow: "Ist einer zu wenig hier. Wo ist der wohl schon wieder."
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 16/08/2026
Rarely agree with Cleverly but he's spot on. Universities are obsessed with PR and story. Arday just embraced it. Usually it works out for all: "We have shown to a fly a fighterjet with the mind!" "We have developed superhuman AI detecting breast cancer better than consultants!" "The Quantum..."
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 12/08/2026
There was a very brief faint moment my pinhole camera showed this here in Glasgow.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 01/08/2026
My fav cartoon about this by Doonesbury. The feel of superiority, false sense of freedom, forcing their reality onto the libs and ignoring the actual one literally coming through the door.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 31/07/2026
I couldn't believe it so I went in and asked: "Add a herd of Haggis!" and it did.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 28/07/2026
EPSRC grant submission system reminds me that emojis in the form count as more than one character. 🤓
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 26/07/2026
Got an e-mail from this "journal" asking me to submit. The charge will only be revealed during submission via this web form: directivepublications.org/submit Exciting! So looked at the "World Neurosurgery Research" and this "mini review" which is so mini that is has just an abstract and intro!
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 14/07/2026
We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This - meme. www.ft.com/content/7749...
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 14/07/2026
You always suspects this kind of hype of the people you suspect most. 🥳
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 11/07/2026
xkcd.com/979/ got it on my office door. From a bygone era.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 11/07/2026
Via the Binface Facebook appreciation society
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 07/07/2026
3:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 07/07/2026
2:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 07/07/2026
1.:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 07/07/2026
...and asked for the background:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 07/07/2026
Just asked Gemini about staff numbers at Scottish universities from 2020:
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 07/07/2026
Gorgeous Lilies. My Lilies are waving back from Glasgow! :)
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 06/07/2026
Wenn die USA verlieren, dann wurde manipuliert.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 29/06/2026
We both live there on the left where the guy sticks his head out. On the right is England.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 29/06/2026
My Union voted for that crap: www.thenational.scot/news/2355425... Even that it got voted out again a year later my UCU office has still no Ukraine flag in it (I called it out a few times on social media). "Palestine will be free* !" (*not free Ukraine, Lithuania, Poland, ...) Full of tankies sadly.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 26/06/2026
Obv need to get one now!
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 23/06/2026
With all the doom and gloom. Here is a clip I filmed / produced for GlasgowLovesEU: Wooferendum! 🐾Brexit! Posted on twitter which was then the go to place for anything political. 🐶🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🐾
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 23/06/2026
The problem with us "Libs" was that we thought we needed to debunk lies. However, then perfected with BoJo, it was never about the facts but they created a community amongst brexiteers and at the same time kept us "libs" busy debunking them. Welcome to the Brexit club! Have a lie!
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 23/06/2026
After the vote as EU citz we had this constant unease to assess if the person we are speaking to wants us deported or is sympathetic of our situation. We kept our outward appearances but had our private fears and thoughts. So I made a documentary about this: www.imdb.com/title/tt1303...
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 23/06/2026
I remember one of the 1st experiences after the Brexit vote the total lack of compassion of brexiteers. Then when talking to them over the years (with me wrapped in an EU flag in Glasgow's city centre as part of GlasgowLovesEU) I learned more and more about them. In 2020 I made this diagram.
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Bernd Porr @berndporr.me.uk · 20/06/2026
From the Glasgow demo:
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