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Sarah

@bereftstatistic.bsky.social
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Anxiety-ridden, procrastinating pedant. Enjoys theatre, the arts, cricket, puzzles and literature. Big fan of Stephen Dillane, Michael Bryant and John Shrapnel. Owned and operated by a dachshund called Toby.

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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toby is 11!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A tale of two Bens. Ben McKinney scored a magnificent 140 this afternoon and Ben Stokes produced a fabulous all-round performance which saw Derbyshire fall to a heavy defeat inside three days’ play.
Ben McKinney and Ben Stokes leave the field at Derby, the former having just fallen for a magnificent 140
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse 1999 from Noirmont Point in Jersey, looking across to St Helier. I don’t remember it being so cloudy, yet I do remember the song playing on the radio as we drove away was Why Does It Always Rain on Me? 🤷🏻
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Michael Bryant theatre programme collection continues to grow!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, I say bed, actually he’s perched on the beanbag until I head upstairs
A wire-haired dachshund lying on top is slightly saggy beanbag, head dangling over the edge
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Matchy matchy 😂
A miniature wire-haired dachshund sitting in the garden on a cushion. The pattern on the cushion fabric features ice cream. He is wearing a bucket hat which matches the cushion.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bought him a hat to match his new outdoor cushion 😂
A wire-haired dachshund wearing a bucket turquoise bucket hat decorated with ice cream cartoons.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yay! It’s County Cricket Matters day, modelled by Toby 😂 Thank you @anniechave.bsky.social
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Watching a documentary about Kenneth Williams and this rather lovely photo of Michael Bryant (that I hadn’t seen before) popped up! 🥰
Michael Bryant (left), Kenneth Williams (right) and Dane Edith Evans (front) in Robert Bolt’s Gentleman Jack at the Queen’s Theatre, London in 1963.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
When great minds think alike and two people get you the same Shakespeare book nook model kits for Christmas you end up with the best bookends for your theatre programmes and magazines collection! 😍
A cluttered bookshelf containing books on the theatre, novelty rubber ducks and matching Shakespeare book nook models acting as bookends.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The Christmas 2025 Lego is complete!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You can’t beat a National Trust secondhand bookshop when it comes to unearthing gems!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The weekend wasn’t entirely as unexpected or hoped, but probably the best we could do given Mum’s dementia. Despite the cake arriving in a squashed box it is still delicious, and the cream tea hamper was worth the exploding yoghurt pot when I tried to hide the Roddas in the fridge.
A pink, yellow, orange and blue iced cake with a golden topper saying 50th Wedding Anniversary Mum & Dad A plate of fruit scones, a jar of Boddingtons Berries raspberry conserve and a pot of Roddas cream Scones covered with jam and cream. Jam first. A hamper filled with Cornish goodies from the The Cornwall Company
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Got to love a National Trust secondhand bookshop. Two Samuel Beckett play texts for £1 each.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My very own Carpet Porsche 🤣
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy dog at his favourite place 🏏
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Eclipse!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Slow Loris 😍
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Red panda 😍
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That’s Toby who can often be found cheering on Derbyshire.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Huzzah! It’s time for County Cricket Matters! @anniechave.bsky.social
A miniature wire-haired dachshund called Toby with a slightly dishevelled beard poses with the latest edition of the cricket periodical County Cricket Matters.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When your new National Trust membership card has part of Stannis Baratheon’s Dragonstone on it 😍
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Today’s watercolour practise has seen me painting a toucan. I feel like a Guinness now 😂
Watercolour painting of a toucan sitting on a branch with a backdrop of a bright blue sky
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
First proper go with the watercolours. There’s a long way to go but it’s a start!
A brown rabbit on a very green grassy bank under a blue sky
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Toby’s doing science again with his favourite, @jimalkhalili.bsky.social
Toby the miniature wire-haired dachshund watching the television.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Practising drawing. Of course I had to start with a dachshund.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Very pleased with myself for making this kit over the last few weeks!
A bookstore made from a kit stuffed full of books and shelves A bookstore made from a kit stuffed full of books and shelves. It is lit up. A close-up of a bookstore made from a kit stuffed full of books and shelves. It is lit up. A close-up of a bookstore made from a kit stuffed full of books and shelves. It is lit up.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Six years ago today, meeting Stephen Dillane. What a day!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Yes, I spent my Friday night colouring in this to quieten my noisy brain.
A colouring in of a London bus with a cartoon rabbit sitting on the top deck in the open air. The bus is passing the Houses of Parliament and Tower Bridge. It is an imagined version of London.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Who Do You Think You Are? but for bears so I can find out the origins of this little chap. I don’t remember ever not having him but my parents have no idea where he came from. Did he ever have a nose? Early 1980s.
A well-loved teddy bear with no nose, bead eyes, very short arms and thinning fur
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Phallic scampi!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Nine years today since this bundle of joy came to live here. He has a new dinosaur collar, bow tie and lead to celebrate.
A very beardy miniature wire-haired dachshund called Toby modelling his new green collar and bow tieA close-up of a green bow-tie and collar featuring dinosaurs Toby, the miniature wire-haired dachshund, posing for a Gotcha Day photo on a floral rug and looking ultra serious
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Happy birthday @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social x
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Happy post from @higglebees.bsky.social #pinbadgeclub
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Constructed a gingerbread house!
A decorated gingerbread houseA decorated gingerbread house
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
So much to build!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Another Christmas photo, another Christmas hat (featuring doggy beer)
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Santa’s newest recruit!
Toby, a miniature wire-haired dachshund is wearing a red bandana (which is actually a baby bun) featuring Rudolph. On his head is a pair of red fluffy antlers. His expression is ambivalent.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Happy early Christmas to me. The Stone Tape on blu-ray with the wonderful Michael Bryant.
A photograph showing the limited edition release of The Stone Tape on blu-ray. The box features Jane Asher holding her head.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Yay! The latest edition of County Cricket Matters is here. Time for Toby and me to tackle the crossword.
Toby, a miniature wire-haired dachshund poses with the latest issue of County Cricket Matters magazine. He has a thoughtful look on his face, possible suggesting his braincells are warming up in preparation to tackle the crossword. On the front cover of the magazine is a photograph of a rainbow above the home of Somerset CCC.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Christmas is officially in the house.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Day One in the Rubber Duck Advent Calendar
A small rubber duck from an advent calendar. He is white and resembles a snowman. There are three black buttons on his chest, a red scarf and a black top hat decorated with a sprig of holly.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s that time of year when Enallid comes to life again. #lemax
A bustling Lemax Christmas village. There’s a railway station, post office, dentist, gingerbread shop, gift shop, snowman building competitions, bands, stalls and animals galore.
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Six years ago today I discovered a series of posts I had made where I recreated a scene from the film Outlaw King had been turned into a little video by the people behind the film’s social media account. They had dubbed in the actual voice of Stephen Dillane!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
And so it begins… 🎄
A mince pie topped with pastry holly leaves
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Toby and the world’s most sinister snowman!
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It moves and its nose was quite the hazard
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My dog has a very serious face!
Toby, the miniature wire-haired dachshund, looking very serious as a snowman with an exceptionally long nose grins alongside him
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
He’s demanded that we go back out in it 🤣
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Sarah @bereftstatistic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Good morning from my snow plough. He is available for hire should anyone need his services 😂
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