Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 30/09/2026I’m of the view that there’s only one correct answer for AI avatars. 010
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 02/09/2026Naming the site of a most embarrassing military quagmire after himself? I think we can let him have this one. 001
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 10/08/2026I remember when the new BART fleet came in the noise reduction felt revelatory. Riding to SFO now it feels like the track is howling just the way it used to. Is it in my head or did that actually regress? Did we just get used to it being quieter but it’s actually still always been bad? 120
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 07/08/2026Remembering fondly when it sucked because all app icons were blue. 130
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 07/08/2026Sitting in a meeting pod and this emergency exit sign makes me look like a fairly content Sim. 050
Reposted by Ben Wardsloane~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Probably only 3 or 4 goals left in this game now 1427
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 06/07/2026The USA were in real danger of being recognised for actual merit in this tournament and I love it for them that This Fucking Guy can’t help himself but stick a monumental asterisk on all of it. 000
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026[Kermit rising from the reflecting pool like Baron Harkonnen, dripping green goo, intensely sad] Hi-ho. 858789
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneJonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Got this stuck in my head and had to get it out. Just in case someone needs it. 14510
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085400616195
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend 6099081852
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 18/03/2026They’re not boots on the ground if they’re oversized dress shoes. 011
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 31/01/2026I remember Musk’s shitty downplaying of “‘Pedo guy’ is just a thing people in South Africa say”. It makes more sense in the full context of “‘Pedo guy’ is just a thing people in South Africa say about me”. 020
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 05/12/2025The FIFA Peace Prize thing has my reactions torn between how objectively hilarious and pathetic it is, and deep-seated shame because… well just because I like football. 140
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 23/10/2025Did someone tell him that there’s treasure buried under the White House or something? He’s going to emerge from the rubble filled hole in the ground clutching “actually the real constitution” declaring “see says right here: one king.” 041
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 20/10/2025They …bombed JD Vance? You never go full VEEP, guys. Did they remember to write “antifa is good” on the shell at least? 030
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 19/10/2025San Francisco was scorching today. Lucky we had signs for …shade. 0322
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 29/09/2025Trump to sign an executive order requiring only his personal caddies be allowed to work the course at the next Ryder Cup.media.tenor.coma man in a suit is standing in the grass holding a bag and saying a-ha !Alt: Infamous Bond movie henchman Oddjob discretely drops a golf ball from his trouser leg, allowing his employer — Donald J Trump — to cheat at golf, his alleged favourite game. (Donald Trump cheats at golf.) 010
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 24/09/2025Handled with remarkable, deft class, and channelling this rare extra attention toward all manner of issues beyond himself. Kimmel has such a talent for stepping above his shtick at key moments. 120
Reposted by Ben Wardsloane𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025This whole website right now: 8783118
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 19/08/2025Make a band a food: …And you will know us by the trail of bread. 030
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 14/08/2025Trump’s solution to the Ukraine war is for the USA to surrender? Truly his Nobel Peace Prize is in the bag. 121
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band: Nick Cave and the Just Absolute Dogshit Seeds 010
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band: A Winged Stalemate for the Sullen. 040
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Reese Reese Witherspoon. Withoutherspoon 251855259
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 30/07/2025“I kicked him out of my club for hiring underage girls.” Sounds like a strong moral position. “I kicked him out of my club for hiring underage girls from me.” A real choice to keep talking for those two more words. 051
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 18/07/2025Seemingly every few weeks I have to erase my Firefox local profile and start over because it simply ceases to make network connections and won't load any pages. No new extensions, no config change. Just… dead. Forum advice like “disable http3” is ineffective and seems outdated. Anyone fixed this? 000
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 20/06/2025I was building a floating frame for a canvas. I mistakenly cut two sides the wrong way up, so they were short. Oops. Bought new wood and finally restarted. This new wood is thicker. So reusing old measurements doesn’t make the same size frame. I now realise. Anyhoo, today I made half of two frames. 020
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 15/06/2025Look, I’m not in favour of dick swinging military parades as a measure of national might. Very anti that, in fact. Especially my own country. But I’m also opposed to such parades making us look like total dogshit. Greenland is watching this confidently drawing up plans to annex to lower 48. 030
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 15/06/2025Happy birthday you fuck. You colossal prick. You piece of shit. Enjoy your Army birthday party. Bet you wish you’d kept the old bone spurs sick note to skip out on this too, yeah? 161
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 15/06/2025Also a delight to see Trump’s tiny dick parade looking so shitty. Looks so hard to spin they’ll have to exhume Sean Spicer from the Easter Bunny tomb they froze him in. 000
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 15/06/2025Home from the SF No Kings march, looking through all the wonderful pictures from around the country. There’s so much to face, but so good to see how not alone we are to do it. 030
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files. 77171813157
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/06/2025Twitter right now 4175411513
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 05/06/2025All I want now is the news that a plucky little Ukrainian drone has exfiltrated The Pee Tape from a Russian bunker and is racing toward the border with it. 020
Reposted by Ben WardsloaneRyan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 05/06/2025this reminds me of the day the llamas escaped from the zoo 1224625
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 05/06/2025Heh “very disappointed”. “Elon was once like a son to me, but now he is like one of my sons.” 020
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 08/05/2025Google pimping its latest AI a little more literally than they perhaps meant to. 010
Ben Wardsloane @benward.uk · 08/05/2025I just don’t think Pete Hegseth’s policy of serving hard liquor at every briefing is working out you guys. 010
