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Ben the Hammer

@benthehammer.bsky.social
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“So I’m praying for the mighty to fall else ain’t no use in prayer at all.”

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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.
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NBA @nba.com · 16/04/2026
STEPH TAKES OVER TO KEEP WARRIORS ALIVE! 35 PTS 7 3PM Golden State will face Phoenix on Friday for the West 8-seed 🔥
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Dude so far all of these play in games have been absolutely killer.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/04/2026
priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Man, I hate to say it, but the Valkyries really fucked this draft up. Astonishing.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
lol get fucked Orban
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer!
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Do you don’t you want me to love you? I’m coming down fast but I’m miles above you.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Damn Millennials….
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Damn Tiger, hire a driver. No, the other kind of driver.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“This is my horse, it’s called a unicorn horse. In Spanish it’s called Horse Unicorn.” -4 yo
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“Man, Rickey don’t wanna hear about John hitting .316. Rickey’s hitting .330!”
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ah, to command a space station. “Btw, I’m completely taking over cargo bay 4, mmmk?”
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It’s a great episode. It’s also the episode where Jake tells the old man he wants to be a writer. Love that scene, it’s a dynamic that’s not really explored in Star Trek: non-dysfunctional father/son relationship 😂 One of my favorite episodes in my favorite ST series.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Got my AI generated bracket! Final four: Duke Miami, OH Arizona State New Zealand All Blacks Gooooo Sun Devils!!
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Growing up playing Tony Hawk has taught me that this has to be a pretty dope gap.
Building with an upturned awning looking like a skateboard ramp.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Porzingis?
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding his jacket
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding his jacket looking for Kristaps Porzingis
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Snow last week, beach this week. I ❤️ CA!
Perfect day at the beach
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Trader Joe’s bag has 2 kids playing saying “Someday I’ll look back on this as the happiest time of my life” and fuck you TJ, now I’m crying in the parking lot.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Damn, my 2 year old is already blaming her farts on me. I’m so proud.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’ve seen several Kalshi ads with the motto “Trade the Future” and, yeah that’s pretty much accurate.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As a pro-wrestling fan, I’m always shocked that one can gamble on wrestling. Every now and then a wrestler with insanely low odds wins a big match out of nowhere and you have to assume someone made a ton of money.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“That’s my secret Cap. I’m always [thinking about cheese].”
Mark Ruffalo about to turn into the Hulk from Avengers 1.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Worked on me.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dear Amazon, Fuck you and your Alexa Plus. That is all.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Nah fealty to the crypto industry.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m seeing the exact phrase “wears his religion on his sleeve” on a number of anti-Talarico posts. Either: 1) bots bots bots 2) parroting a Crockett attack ad 3) parroting a Trump attack ad 4) all of the above I’m inclined to believe option 4
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This is how I feel about Crockett’s ties to crypto. What if she suddenly has an opportunity for enrichment and she decides to take it. She’s only human like any of us. I don’t trust anyone so closely connected to crypto. The point is that anyone can change for the worse when in a position of power.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
God. If I die on my way home from the snow, my final thought will be that I never have to go to Tahoe again. It will be a beautiful moment.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ripped directly from my Sora prompts. Well done Hollywood. Well done.
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Jason Statham Will Play Jason Statham In David Leitch's Jason Statham Stole My Bike
Jason Statham is set to star as Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Onion never misses
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh thank God Pedro Pascal WAS in the #SuperBowl halftime show. I was worried I was just racist.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This #SuperBowl is terrible. America deserves bette… oh yeah. Nm.
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
going great already lmfaoo
Turning Point USA on TPUSA X.com

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Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show

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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My kid asked me who the bad guys are in this game and I said the blue team. She asked me why people are cheering for them and I said I don’t know. She asked me if they’re bad people. Yes. Yes they are.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
BOOOOOOOOORRIINNNNNNG #SuperBowl
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Gooooo not-Seahawks!
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fucking Dunleavy
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I got you, babe. Happy Groundhog’s day.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Chris Jericho. You just made the list!
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bluey has entire episode about not being a narc. Hell yeah.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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Ben the Hammer @benthehammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
To anyone who questions the power of labor: after one day of work stoppage, MN corporate bosses are finally crying “won’t someone please think of the children?!”
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