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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me when frasier goes to a ski lodge with his brother, dad, daphne, and daphne's girlfriend, and there's a gay skiing instructor who thinks niles likes him, but actually the girlfriend likes niles, but frasier likes the girlfriend, and niles likes daphne, but daphne likes the skiing instructor, and m
mitch mcconnell smiling vacantly
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
reading go dog go to my kid to teach him about negging
A dog saying “do you like my hat” and another dog saying “I do not”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
doctors office texting me like newman
Text that begins Hi BENJAMIN
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
scrutiny heads, we are eating good today
TRENDING:
1. Epstein files scrutiny grows
2. ICE deportations to Iran scrutiny
3. Media scrutiny of Jason Arday plagiarism claims
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow
tom cruise with Elmo and Cookie Monster
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
before cameras they used to sculpt your face for your imdb profile picture
Homer's imdb profile
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my kid asked if he’s punching the whale out of the water
Free Willy poster
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
my wife always wants me to eat more vegetables. especially since they started carrying the diarrhea parasite
rodney dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
watching frasier on earth 2
a crane that says THE CRANE GUYS
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
just got this pretty cool gift out of the blue. sounds like there's stuff inside too, probably more gifts
a big trojan horse promoting the odyssey at the beach
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
why is the new google keep logo sammy hagar
Google keep logoSammy Hagar
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
panel 1: Homer says "Hmm...I don't agree with his minority-hating policy
panel 2: "But I do approve of his Don Jr-hating policy"
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm sorry but with everything going on in the world why is the new york times writing op-eds about mr bean
Headline: This Is Not a Man in Control of Himself
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
hey is anyone hiring
After a nice, long run at Funny Or Die I am now available for work!

- Staff Writer In Your Comedy Room
- Social Media
- Branded Content
- Copywriting
- Bodyguard for your kid like in Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Email me at benrosen88@gmail.com
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
me when i see the french alps
the location of the 2030 Olympics reading “French Alps, Nice”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
jeremy strong in springsteen: deliver me from nowhere in a yellow turtleneck and glasses
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
kevin mcallister: every single person in kevin mcallister’s immediate and extended family:
Samuel L Jackson saying “Yes he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason I’m out.
Kevin O’Leary on Shark Tank
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
does anyone know who they redacted here
Black Flag logo
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Tim Robinson surprised
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character?

charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports

editor:

schultz: also he is bald
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
tim kainewill ferrell as harry caray
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
the millionaires and billionaires give us tiny candy bars and tell us they’re fun! meanwhile they’re dining on bars sized for kings!
Bernie Sanders
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I go to my wife, I say “what do you think about this ballroom” she says “they don’t take up too much room but they smell terrible”
Rodney Dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
my wife’s a singer just like taylor swift. yeah she wrote “wood” and my wife wrote “twig”
rodney dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Hans Moleman saying I was saying earnhart files
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
literally nothing about trump. makes you think…
Trader Joe’s fearless flyer
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
weapons but when julia garner wakes up from her dream and looks up at the ceiling she sees this
John Madden bursting through the background
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
oh you think this is roku city, zohran? you see any big ferris wheels? giant robots? no this is new york city, the home of chase bank
Andrew Cuomo pointing
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @zohrankmamdani

This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
George Harrison on the Simpsons saying “it’s been done”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
they say it’s the most beautiful 9 word sentence in the english language
IG screenshot with copy: John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time! ✨
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
jeff epstein? the enigma who loves his birthday?
James Downey on the Conan podcast
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
new six word dystopian fiction just dropped
Email from Amazon Health
Subj: Prime members, healthcare just got easier
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
you know, my marriage is a lot like F1. yeah if i’m lucky we F1 time a year
Rodney Dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
bar cheering at giant screen showing Chuck Schumer tweet reading:

NEWS: I just got the name struck off this bill with a move on the floor of the Senate.

It is no longer named "One Big Beautiful Bill."
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
ok but we don’t need to give him the decorative number
Trending music artists on Google: 

1 (with laurels): Diddy
2: Lorde
3: Lewis Capaldi
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
the problem with trump’s parade is nobody came. yeah same as my wedding night
Rodney Dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Chuck Schumer tweeting: Siri, play "Bad Blood"George Bluth saying "I GOT THE WORST [BLEEP] OPPOSITION PARTY"
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
"you have broken the high table's most sacred rule!"
Taylor Doose
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
i need 30 dolls
norman rockwell's freedom of speech
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
this is basically the best way a book can start
No one knows why it happened, but sixteen bugs and insects just showed up for a bracketed contest. The rules are simple. If you lose, you are out of the tournament. Who will win?
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
blue monday is one of my favorite songs but this is not ok
NYT HEADLINE: New Orders Will Escalate Immigration Crackdown, White House Says
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD VANCE: hi i’m jd vance THE POPE:
guy fading away meme
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@ben_rosen tweet from 3/22/22:

maybe jk rowling would have more empathy if she read a book about an unhappy boy who discovered who he really was and began to thrive once he entered a world where he could be himself
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Photoshopped Trump tweet: BE COOL! The kids are safe unless the raptors learn how to open doors
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
HEADLINE: Warner Bros. To Raze Looney Tunes Building On LotNED FLANDERS: Did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
ant-man: watch out for doombots. they act just like dr doom but they're not as powerful frasier (side-eyeing niles): sound familiar?
chair with kelsey grammer's name on it from the avengers casting announcement
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
thor: dr doom has destroyed the multiverse frasier: what kind of doctor would cause this much destruction? niles: oh have you not seen maris since her face lift?
chair with kelsey grammer's name on it from the avengers casting announcement
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