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Ben Monroe

@benmonroe.com
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“Just a man” — Billy Shakespeare I write stuff that nobody reads. www.BenMonroe.com He/him

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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/09/2026
Ah, yes, Jared Harris, famously the lead actor in the six original Resident Evil movies...
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what medical professionals think of me... At Costco getting my flu and COVID shots. The woman administering the doses checking my intake form: "you're getting both together? And in the same arm?" Me: "yeah, make 'em fight it out!"
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 16/09/2026
Got mine both scheduled for tomorrow!
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/09/2026
Reminded of two guys I studied Kung Fu with in the 80s/90s, who had degrees in Philosophy and English respectively…
The cover of a book, with an image of a clenched fist. The book’s title is “Smart Ways to Use Poetry in a Street Fight.”
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 09/09/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 08/09/2026
“The primary purpose is to have fun.”? What kinda hippy nonsense is this? Don’t they know RPGs are Serious Business?!
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 07/09/2026
Go home algorithm. You’re drunk.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 23/08/2026
A sword has never leaked ink all over my hand, though. Just saying…
An open hand, with ink stains all over the fingers.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 22/08/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/08/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 19/08/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 18/08/2026
Reading the ILM 50th anniversary book got me feeling wistful and nostalgic for the brief time I was there in the fall of ‘93. Took a drive up to San Rafael and poked around the abandoned campus a little. Photos are of the front door to the D building, the building I worked in for the most part.
Front door to an abandoned, nondescript office building. A few trees and bushes in the foreground.Front door to an abandoned, nondescript office building. A few trees and bushes in the foreground.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 04/08/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 31/07/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/07/2026
Tangentially, a pal of mine does a neighborhood screening of Jaws in his back yard every July 3rd. This year, someone brought cupcakes…
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 22/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18? I still believe.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/07/2026
Farm kid leaves home and gets an award.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 16/07/2026
Discovered today that my local public library carries a copy of my novel “the Seething.” That’s pretty cool.
Hands holding a book titled “the Seething” by author Ben Monroe. The cover of the book shows a mountain lake at sunset, there’s a raven in a tree cawing at something indistinct and sinister beneath the lake’s surface.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 11/07/2026
A guy in a hat punching a Nazi. Text overhead says “Ounching Nazis is always cool.”
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 04/07/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 01/07/2026
Today is (according to the lore) the birthday of one Professor Henry Jones, Jr. Celebrate accordingly. Wear a hat. Punch a Nazi.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/06/2026
Greatest tagline ever.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 21/06/2026
I was just thinking about what a gift this reflecting pool fiasco is. Memes about the Iran war would be gross, because there’s nothing funny about it at all. But this pool is just such a disaster, and yet also relatively harmless. It’s giving people a well needed laugh at his expense.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 21/06/2026
I think I may have finally perfected the Julia Childs scone recipe. I skipped the dusting of granulated sugar on top, and did an orange glaze instead (orange juice, powdered sugar, butter). Holy crap these are good. (My dad loves cranberry/orange scones, so I made him a bunch for Father's Day).
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/06/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/05/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 21/05/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/05/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/05/2026
Good old autocorrect…
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 29/04/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 28/04/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 23/04/2026
One of my awesome kids turned my book cover into a spooky Halloween decoration.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 22/04/2026
I’ve been working on these little hills/rocky outcrops for gaming scenery lately. Just got them painted tonight, and I can’t help but notice they look like a bunch of horse turds.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 21/04/2026
Me trying to be normal:
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/04/2026
Wading through the shitshow which is the state of the world, trying to go into work with a good attitude…
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 18/04/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/04/2026
Well, go back to the 80s, and Reagan ditching the fairness doctrine, and initiating the GOP’s decades-long attack on the public education system and it starts to make sense…
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 16/04/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 15/04/2026
What's an all-time favourite line in a movie?
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 15/04/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 13/04/2026
Every time he says something will take two weeks, and a reporter doesn’t call him out on it, a Journalism professor takes up day drinking.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 12/04/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/04/2026
Thank God. Kyle Reese finally showed up to fix this shitty timeline…
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 09/04/2026
Pretty much, yeah.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 09/04/2026
Before and after. My coworkers are all impressed with how good I am at cleaning particle board. Wonder how long it’ll take until they realized I just flipped all the shelves upside down. 😂 #WorkSmarterNotHarder
A wooden particle board shelf covered in gross stains.A wooden particle board shelf but much cleaner than the one in the other photo.
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