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Ben Monroe

@benmonroe.com
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“Just a man” — Billy Shakespeare I write stuff that nobody reads. www.BenMonroe.com He/him

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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 27/09/2026
"the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!" -- Dr. Samuel Loomis, in Halloween
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/09/2026
Some pilots are part of the furry community.
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Star Wars: Han Solo & Chewbacca's Happy Life Day
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/09/2026
Watching an episode of the 7Os tv series Kung Fu. Old West Kwai Chang Kaine just had a flashback to Young Man Kwai Chang Caine, who then had a flashback to kid Kwai Chang Caine. I’ve never seen a triple-decker flashback before.
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absolute cinema
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/09/2026
Ah, yes, Jared Harris, famously the lead actor in the six original Resident Evil movies...
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 25/09/2026
Me, preparing burritos for dinner: "this is probably the kind of lettuce that doesn't give you terminal explosive diarrhea." My kid: "that's a seriously load-bearing 'probably'."
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Cesp Cespuglio
ALT: Cesp Cespuglio
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/09/2026
Clearly the instruments the monstrous pipers play to keep Azathoth slumbering are Kazoolhus.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what medical professionals think of me... At Costco getting my flu and COVID shots. The woman administering the doses checking my intake form: "you're getting both together? And in the same arm?" Me: "yeah, make 'em fight it out!"
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 16/09/2026
Emotionally I’m here
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Andy Dwyer's Pointless Life Quote
ALT: Andy Dwyer's Pointless Life Quote
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/09/2026
Dr. Herbert West unavailable for comment…
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 13/09/2026
Now do public health.
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Anthony Fauci's Memorable Facepalm
ALT: Anthony Fauci's Memorable Facepalm
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 12/09/2026
Most of my fiction is set in or around the small town of Alcosta, California. Which I’ve sometimes described as being on the coast, somewhere between Santa Carla, and Antonio Bay. IYKYK. If you’re interested, you can find info about my fiction here: www.benmonroe.com/bens-fiction
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Ben Monroe - Ben's Fiction
Ben’s Books & Stories My fiction tends to skew toward the dark or weird. Let’s just call it horror and be done with it. I’m often interested in the ways in which regular people react to strange or dan...
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 12/09/2026
Picture of the staff who run this bluesky account
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Andy Dwyer: I'm Not Crying, I'm Allergic to Jerks
ALT: Andy Dwyer: I'm Not Crying, I'm Allergic to Jerks
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/09/2026
Reminded of two guys I studied Kung Fu with in the 80s/90s, who had degrees in Philosophy and English respectively…
The cover of a book, with an image of a clenched fist. The book’s title is “Smart Ways to Use Poetry in a Street Fight.”
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/09/2026
Update: Saw a wild pig wandering the side of the road yesterday. I continue to flip off the camera.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 10/09/2026
This came up in conversation with a friend a moment ago, and I had one of my many "You know, people are fucking weird" moments... www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/g...
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The Great Goldfish Swallowing Craze of 1939 Never Really Ended
A Harvard undergrad’s $10 bet set off a sensation among college students that still echoes on the Internet today
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 08/09/2026
If you see this, post a character that starts with W.
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Wicket: Ohh My, a Forest Mishap
ALT: Wicket: Ohh My, a Forest Mishap
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Buster Keaton Car Fail
ALT: Buster Keaton Car Fail
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 08/09/2026
“The primary purpose is to have fun.”? What kinda hippy nonsense is this? Don’t they know RPGs are Serious Business?!
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 07/09/2026
Just a reminder that my Midnight Heroes Fate-based #TTRPG is coming from Osprey Games in January. If is a game of magical super-heroes and it is going to be fun. If you would like to talk to me about my queer forward RPG on your blog or podcast, please reach out to me.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 07/09/2026
Go home algorithm. You’re drunk.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 05/09/2026
TIL: the last appearance of David Carradine as the “original” Kwai Chang Caine was in a tv mini-series sequel to Kenny Rogers “the Gambler” TV movie. What a strange world we live in… youtu.be/t1s_JROspq8?...
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the last original kwai chang caine appeareance (david carradine)
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite #movie that came out when you were 20 years old? 🍿🎬
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Indiana Jones Drinks from the Holy Grail
ALT: Indiana Jones Drinks from the Holy Grail
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Michael Patrick Hicks | Horror Author and Book Reviewer @michaelpatrickhicks.com · 29/08/2026
I had planned on working on my monthly wrap-up newsletter, but instead found myself writing, at length, again, about yet more allegations being aimed at the HWA. My sympathies to all those adversely affected by this weekend's news. www.michaelpatrickhicks.com/blog/hwa-shi...
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The Horror Writers Association’s Never-Ending August 2026 Shitshow — Michael Patrick Hicks
This post was originally supposed to be my monthly wrap-up, but the Horror Writer’s Association decided it was, instead, a good time to come along and tell horror writers everywhere to go fuck themsel...
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 31/08/2026
There’s a back road I take to and from work every day. Driving along I get to see the colors change with the seasons, say hi to horses and cows as I pass them. Thoroughly lovely. I noticed a month ago that a Flock camera has been installed. My new hobby is flipping it off every time I pass it.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice: “Weird” Al Yankovic Sting Alannis Morisette The Creatures Barenaked Ladies
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 30/08/2026
My niece's college volleyball team is playing tonight and my brother is making a big deal about how Tom Brady is in the audience. I'm driving him crazy pretending I don't know who that is... "Who was he? The one who liked pork chops and applesauce? Or who lived up in the attic in a hippie room?"
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 29/08/2026
The horror is coming from inside the house.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 28/08/2026
“would now contain a character best known for once being played by a cartoon fox”… “Best known”???! Something was forgotten… something clearly was forgotten… www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...
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Marketing meltdown: why has Andrew Garfield’s new film suddenly added Robin Hood?
Paul Greengrass drama The Uprising was supposed to be a historical epic about the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 – but a strange new campaign has inserted a surprising figure
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It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride....but we will survive 💗 @guitar-girl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 24/08/2026
Stan and Jack would have approved. #excelsior!
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 24/08/2026
I’m reading Tolkien’s translation of Gawain and the Green Knight. I notes there’s like a single paragraph or so where the original author writes that Gawain spent hella long wandering around, and fighting dragons and trolls and bandits but that’s too much for this story, so let’s skip all that… 1/3
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: They Might be Titans
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 23/08/2026
A sword has never leaked ink all over my hand, though. Just saying…
An open hand, with ink stains all over the fingers.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/08/2026
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
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The Lost Boys: Fiery Saxophone Performance
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/08/2026
Genius idea of the day: streaming service apps should allow you to sort your watchlist by length of a movie. So when you’re tired and only have (eg) an hour and a half to kill, it’s easier to find something to watch.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/08/2026
There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 20/08/2026
Why the world needs copyeditors. #5712 in a series
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 19/08/2026
Who needs Big Brother when we've got Little Dipshits?
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 18/08/2026
She’s his number one fan.
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 12/08/2026
Help out someone in need. My Adventures in the Unknown #TTRPG is a part of this bundle! Punch Nazis and fight fascists AND help someone in need. And punch Nazis.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 18/08/2026
Reading the ILM 50th anniversary book got me feeling wistful and nostalgic for the brief time I was there in the fall of ‘93. Took a drive up to San Rafael and poked around the abandoned campus a little. Photos are of the front door to the D building, the building I worked in for the most part.
Front door to an abandoned, nondescript office building. A few trees and bushes in the foreground.Front door to an abandoned, nondescript office building. A few trees and bushes in the foreground.
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 15/08/2026
I'm reading a book about the history of ILM. I got to where they're developing digital production tools for Jurassic Park, and I'm like "jeez, this seems really early, I interned there around then, and the book's not even halfway done yet."
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/08/2026
Idea for Only Murders in the Building S6: celebrity cameo by Samuel L. Jackson, who’s all like “I am tired of all these goddamn murders in this goddamn building!”
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/08/2026
“Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 14/08/2026
“When this baby hits 88 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.”
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Ben Monroe @benmonroe.com · 13/08/2026
I was talking to a coworker about AI recently. What I’ve begun to realize is simply that the people who care about AI degradation of the arts care a -lot-. And the people who don’t care, don’t care at -all-. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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AI-generated tales preferred to human-written ones, study finds
A study sees if readers can spot if short stories were generated by artificial intelligence.
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