Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 1hI don't care for candy corn but I do love these candy pumpkins even though they make me feel ill almost instantaneously 280
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 3hAutumn in New York: pretty nice imo! Someone should write a song about it. Perhaps a jazz standard 060
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 6hLargely yes but there’s a fair amount of these sprinkled in too 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 8hWe joke about boyfriend twins but sometimes you'll be messaging with someone and it slowly dawns on you he's a couple account and the photos he's sent are actually of two different guys 1130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Horoscope app out here sounding like my borderline over-served coworker at our holiday party who just found out I’m single 040
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was sort of just a matter of time when it comes down to it 😮💨 020
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not the point but now I’m wondering what the gayest grocery store I’ve been to would be hmmm… Trader Joe’s? 110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well to be honest I don’t have a whole lot else going on right now and I’m not exactly opposed but I wouldn’t want things to get weird, ya know? 130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Been trying to sis-zone my aggressively flirty barber (e.g. his hands drifted to my ass last time he hugged me goodbye) but I messaged a faceless torso who, lo and behold, 2190
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not that I want to get into it with the missionaries but I've always found this line confusing bc they don't even try to give you an incentive! It's like asking if I want to do homework without convincing me to care about grades 060
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Has anyone ever seen indie rock singer-songwriter Lindsay Jordan AKA Snail Mail and RESIDENT EVIL and WHALEFALL actor Austin Abrams in the same room btw 🤔🤔🤔 130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One retro name I think we should bring back is Mona. I find it really pretty. Ok thanks for your consideration & have a great night 030
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bear at the grocery store in a Twin Peaks t shirt: hello 190
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And this is even a hole-in-the-wall style place! It's not like you're paying for service or atmosphere! Mind-boggling 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Favorite lunch spot near work got replaced by a burger joint where a combo with fries is $24 US Dollars.................... @ Zohran what is your plan to fix this 2120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not quite as oversaturated as weepy ballad covers of Dancing On My Own but I do think we need to have a conversation about sultry cabaret covers of Toxic 0124
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Of course I recognize that this is America and it is unwise to goad angry drivers but a man can dream 120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only reason I would become a TikToker is to do man-on-the-street interviews where I ask "what exactly did you hope your honking would add to the situation here?" 180
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Obsessed with this completely useless Grindr ad. “Hey you wear clothes, at least sometimes? Wanna click on whatever the fuck?” 130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now that you mention it, it would be kinda fun to gripe about my romantic misadventures to 55,000 coworkers 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Work just sent out a cybersecurity newsletter centered around this story. Real timely stuff 120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I propose we start making "outof" one word so it matches "into" who's with me 140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"And that goes double for any faces from my past that might want to appear over my shoulder!!" 000
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me in a psychological horror film: “I better not see an eerie distorted reflection in the mirror when I close the medicine cabinet. Not even for a split second. I mean it” 180
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One silly bit that gets me every time is when someone is listing things and they go 1. [A] 2. [B] 3. [C] 4. [A] again 5. [D] 6. etc. etc. 030
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tragically the play was also last night 😭 but at least this means he's in my city so a second chance isn't TOTALLY out of the question 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All the ads for Primetime have left me with this song mildly to moderately stuck in my head for days now 3100
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stood next to Daniel Kaluuya while picking up my tickets for a play and I didn’t even say “hello Daniel, my name is Ben and we have the same birthday. Would you like to fall in love?” 1140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah his stroller did not match his gravitas tbh, an upgrade is in order 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Unfortunately he was so young he didn't really seem aware of his circumstances but I have faith he'll grow into yeeing and hawing! 110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not to brag buuuuuut I just saw a baby wearing a cowboy outfit and I hope you all experience a blessing of similar magnitude here on this fall Friday 140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026😂 well the upside of very low expectations is that it was more fun than I thought it would be! 000
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Going into this date with a closed mind and a bad attitude. Wish me luck 💖 2240
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t really have time today to take a ton of pics and fuss over imperceptible differences between them so apologies if this one seems rushed 2550
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026While pointing dramatically. At the risk of stating the obvious 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/20263-4 times a month, so definitely not the biggest offender! 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah in terms of my suffering this is kind of a drop in the bucket tbh 000
