Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 4hMade some audacious cooking choices and they didn't all exactly pan out but taking risks and pushing boundaries is how we grow 🥲🥲🥲 050
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't mean to alarm anyone with how fun, flirty and spontaneous I'm being today, but: I added some guava jam to my yogurt 0110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay trying something a little different! But not quite ready to hang up my emotional support peace sign 3350
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't care for candy corn but I do love these candy pumpkins even though they make me feel ill almost instantaneously 3160
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Largely yes but there’s a fair amount of these sprinkled in too 010
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Horoscope app out here sounding like my borderline over-served coworker at our holiday party who just found out I’m single 040
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Has anyone ever seen indie rock singer-songwriter Lindsay Jordan AKA Snail Mail and RESIDENT EVIL and WHALEFALL actor Austin Abrams in the same room btw 🤔🤔🤔 130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Obsessed with this completely useless Grindr ad. “Hey you wear clothes, at least sometimes? Wanna click on whatever the fuck?” 130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All the ads for Primetime have left me with this song mildly to moderately stuck in my head for days now 3110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t really have time today to take a ton of pics and fuss over imperceptible differences between them so apologies if this one seems rushed 2570
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s so funny to me that they’re like “yeah so we’re gonna leave the package either way but you can sign for it if you want. Like if you think that would feel satisfying or something” 180
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Overheard someone out on the street saying "If only I knew where to get a plain baseball cap in this neighborhood!" and I know just the place but there's no non-outré way to share this info 040
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For reasons opaque even to myself, there’s a curb next to a flower bed on my way to work that I always check for tiny snails and whenever I see one I’m like yayyy hiii good morning 0110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is almost certainly going to be foul but CHRISTIAN GIRL AUTUMN STARTS NOWWW 270
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Hiii we know you went out of your way to opt out of this feature but are you more interested now that we're charging for it? :)" 190
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Family (allies) was riffing on gay stuff and my dad decided to try out the word “queer” 0141
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Turns out I missed my first class of the academic year last night lol oops but in my defense why would you begin the semester on the Wednesday before Labor Day?? 060
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Local Greek-Indian-pizza fusion place has a sign advertising "special deals for special customers" 080
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I often think “don’t these businesses realize how lazy and careless their AI ads make them seem?” and then I remember the restaurant in my neighborhood named after Frida Kahlo where they never bothered to check the spelling 190
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A lot about their Whole Deal just clicked into place for me 020
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Why are we getting clickbait on our internal employee portal lol 170
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Clutched my pearls a little upon seeing him without a tie like oh Mr. Mayor how louche how risqué 0251
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Guy at the gym wearing this cut into a crop top oh okay 4230
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The most recent thing I personally saw Dolly in and it's hard to imagine a role better suited to her than "literal angel" 3230
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Helping with a move today. If you’re a box you better watch out 669920
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Thinking to myself “wow what are the odds that I keep bumping into one or more of my gym crushes” and then I realized 1321
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Got added to an academic journal article (to which I contributed nothing) and now they're asking all coauthors to chip in $250 for publication costs 1120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026As a pretty passive moviegoer somehow the only thing I've seen from the Year of Anne Hathaway is MOTHER MARY 140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A man tried to flirt (?) with me by sending a screenshot of Grok praising the nude he fed into it 1200
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me when I accidentally take the train that goes into Brooklyn underground instead of the one that lets you look out over the river 070
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Imagine my surprise when I saw Fly By Jing in a store and learned it was not in fact a fictional product made up for MADDIE'S SECRET [2026] 030
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Good morning! It's another glorious day here in Mamdanistan 🫡 1170
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Very glad that she seems healed but there are a couple men Alanis Morissette should’ve been allowed to hunt for sport 1100
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Had a dream I saw Megan Thee Stallion on the street but I politely and respectfully minded my own business and refrained from bugging her 1120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Of course we have the benefit of hindsight now but this was the moment that made me think “huh, kinda seems like she just wants to be famous” 060
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Modified a recipe and it turned out fab!! Buuut realized later that I had actually just misread the instructions 0140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Going back and forth with insurance and I swear the muzak goes up a key each time they put me back on hold 090
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Friends’ 5 year old: “do you have a wife?” Me: “oh! Um, no” Him: “are you going to get a wife soon?” Me: “I uhhh don’t think I’m ever getting a wife, buddy!” Him: “okay. Want some of my treasure?” 2190
