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Benji

@benjib0p.bsky.social
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Born too late to be a court jester

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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Instead of trivia it's just who can most accurately fill out their personal loan application that will all go towards their grocery budget
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now this is gaming
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I knew you couldnt help yourself you sicko (I was really hoping you didn't because now I HAVE to leaderboard chase)
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't say I have any love for one of these artists now, but they did shape my music taste quite considerably
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mannn I cannot wait to get to it after control
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd like to think the Mammoth waited to do their practice facility open house on my birthday. Very cool of them to do that
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EatTheHype @psvg.net · 05/10/2026
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a magic fan you just hate to see it
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reaction seems to be pretty positive that they got a specialty made one! But yes probably could have made that a little more clear since it's in a different area
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taken from Twitter so grain of salt, but apparently they got their own specific banner which is pretty great if true
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shout-out to all the S/O's out there who didn't immediately huck this thing out the window when our dorky asses bought them
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't really care the the GTA VI Collectors Edition doesn't come with the game. I'm much more pissed it's a $400 box with a bunch of shit that just says "VICE CITY" on it
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton Pointing
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton Pointing
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If by Cars 2 you mean that actual successor to Cars, Cars 3, because Cars 2 never existed. Then yes
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say A-Y-N because there's also a different handheld company called Ayaneo, it's just easier to keep those two seperate that way
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does every team have to create their headline quote against the bucs man.
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't sleep on Dallas-Love Field's Whataburger. Had a religious Patty Melt there a couple of years ago waiting for a connecting flight
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These dipshits made TheFlow quit??? Fuck you!!!
"I am stepping away from the PS5 scene and stopping all my work on PS5 Linux," posted TheFlow. "After pouring my heart and months of my life into it, including plans to finish PS5 Pro support and release in 2027, it's all down the sink. The scene used to be a group of highly talented researchers, but now it is just a bunch of noobs using LLMs and writing hacks they don't even understand.
Slop kiddies found the only hypervisor bug left, which I had also found a while ago, and decided to report to Sony."
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want a lovesac so bad
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Game Freak is usually pretty slow with updates so it's pretty cool they patched this as fast as they did
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zero Company is a good video game!
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Big Walk is in fact him
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK!!! BALL KNOWER
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Really putting the Capital D in Duo
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why make a phone with rounded corners if you can't round them folded
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the correct answer
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well that just convinced me to get it on steam, then
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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La La Land: Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone Dancing
ALT: La La Land: Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone Dancing
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Society if we stopped putting subjective opinions (reviews) on objective objects (numbers)
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also vibe coding your own website because a review hurt your feefees is really funny.
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Haha I can stop now right haha, I've reached the endgame right haha, please tell me it's over haha
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 29/08/2026
Did a data center write this?
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's mostly coincidence I've seen elderbrook perform live several times. But Inner Light is far and away my favorite song of his. The pop I had hearing those piano keys at the end of that presentation was gigantic
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh interesting! I heard people hated the screwdriver that came with it but I didn't realize it was a screw issue. My watermelon is sitting in HK right now so it's almost here
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I take it the bumped back isn't doing enough?
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was getting my roms ready when I discovered this absolute gem in the list
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Batista's Explosive WWE Entrance
ALT: Batista's Explosive WWE Entrance
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
1. Pikachu 2. Squirtle 3. Jigglypuff 4. Pokeball 5. Golden donut holes 6. Bulbasaur --- 749. Charmander - most disappointing donut of all time
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rankings to follow:
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think the best case scenario is a sequel or a reimagining. Hit and run is still a blast and I've replayed it a few times. But those who haven't probably forget that the driving is way too sensitive & it's got worse level repetition than Halo CE. It's not worth *just* a port or remaster IMO
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pete Cloudstroll couldn't hold a candle to Dick Trickle
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
AI generated music is just bottom of the barrel behavior. Like what are we doing
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did Goose change the password
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A post that equally describes @tolkoto.com and @grubb.wtf
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
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Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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Benji @benjib0p.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Your previous Epomaker review convinced me to get the HE108 and it's been an incredible experience so far! Easily the best and most satisfying keyboard I've ever typed on. Multi connectivity is huge for me to switch between my desktop and work laptop, so I'll have to try and get the Click soon
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yeah i'm a gamer
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