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Benjamin

@benjaminschneider.ch
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A.k.a. @bschne on Twitter

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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
you have to, everyone has to!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
I vow to make up for this one day
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
I'm a little disappointed that very few, if any, of my married friends have turned into insufferable wife guys so far
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
there is no such thing as a free jazz
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
you can't tell a joke without making the leap of faith of trusting your audience to get it
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
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Wombat Every Day @wombatmylove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
woman in a fluffy grey jumper cradling a very large content wombat (credit: twosongssanctuary)
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
there is truly some incredible ui design to be found on this account
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
people will really be like „meet my son and daughter, RS-232 and Heteroskedasticity Schneider“
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 03/10/2026
but if you are ~30% each of these three, ... 🫨
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 03/10/2026
if I was a somewhat eccentric person of high public profile, I would simply give my kids more or less normal names
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 03/10/2026
I'd probably be more sympathetic if it was about navigating something big and fraught, but this is so corrosive, don't turn every simple situation into an attempt at 5d chess ffs
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 03/10/2026
someone just asked me explicitly to go along with an essentially innocuous lie/omission in a social situation to smooth over what would be a complete non-issue, I find this kind of thing unbelievably annoying
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 03/10/2026
more like Rhino fun amiright
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 03/10/2026
I imagine starting a project that takes off to feel a bit like sitting down one day to casually play a round of [insert favorite rts game] and then all of a sudden it's three years later and the game state has grown way over your head but you can't stop anymore
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 02/10/2026
there's some skills I'm mid at like e.g. cooking or speaking/writing French where I'll occasionally hit some kind of flow state and have no clue whether I'm suddenly 10x better or just making mistakes 10x more confidently
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 02/10/2026
after I went back to university in my 20s I once told a girl on a date that I was working part-time and she went „this may be a stupid question, but… why do you have to work while studying?“
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
is there a World Review of City-Based Reviews of Books I'm loosing track
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
back when it was tidy lol
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
this is what your statements turn into if you add too many hedges
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
yubikey, ibelock (security people flirting or smth)
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
I love how this was named
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
and he may ask himself, "well... how did I get here?" LEEEETTTTTING THE DAYYYS GO BY 🎶
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
I wouldn’t know, let‘s ask a friendly agent swarm
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
I'll send you the API key on pinterest
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
"Enjoy the Silence" is truly a perfect song, I enjoy it a lot more than silence
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
email should allow you to take yourself off a thread
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 28/09/2026
can't believe this was made with opus 5.5 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSm...
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Opus - Life Is Life (Live)
YouTube video by Александр Скорняков
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 28/09/2026
recounting something that's completely insignificant on the surface but clearly means a lot to you really brings out how attuned (or not) different people are to you
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 27/09/2026
shouldn‘t he be able to do that without access to my drawer? 🤔
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 27/09/2026
already got a bunch of nostalgia hits from watching Boyhood (2014) then I realized I‘m the same age as the lead actor and it‘s been another twelve years since it came out
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
not anymore!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
found a spoon in my cutlery drawer that I don‘t remember owning or ever having seen before, wtf
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
(the undertone and his general vibe said "I'm really onto something here")
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
I saw this guy at the airport asking claude to mash up some biblical story or other with a jordan belfort speech once
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
put down a bottle and it sounded like the first note of the slack huddle notification, weird jumpscare moment
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
small n but the two singing teachers I've met were both a lot nerdier about it than I would have expected
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
I call it the english garden school of cable management
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026
I don't actually want to pollute the commons, but it would be an interesting piece of performance art to test how benign a proposal from someone objectionable would still enrage people, and what sort of arguments for why it was really bad they'd come up with
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026
good deeds are good for you!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026
two long and pretty productive days but what I feel best about is helping someone carry their stuff down the stairs when a (false) fire alarm went off at the hotel yesterday and taking a sec to text the guy whose package mistakenly ended up at my building this morning
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Richard Ayoade Shows Jen The Internet
ALT: Richard Ayoade Shows Jen The Internet
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
x.com/amphichrome_...
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KC (@amphichrome_) on X
babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly touched your 100m of optical fiber
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
ordered a usb network adapter and two ethernet cables and the website says my package weighs 5.4kg, wonder what's gonna be in there
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
there was this brief, glorious period when you'd always see a stream of memes that made you go "omg everyone does/thinks that?!" whenever you went online
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
pov you forgot to install your dependencies before getting on a german train
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