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Benjamin

@benjaminschneider.ch
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17h
what a great opening sentence
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 09/10/2026
wait TIL it is not in fact related to "Morgen" (morning) so this is correct
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 09/10/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 08/10/2026
if you're looking for something a bit more expansive than "the map is not the territory!", but shorter than Seeing Like a State, may I suggest Wisława Szymborska's "Map"
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 08/10/2026
spelling bee? oh, you mean
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 07/10/2026
also the connection to the northern part being completely cinched between two hills
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 07/10/2026
kind of wild how much space the railway tracks to the central station plus that one cemetery take up
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 07/10/2026
my preccciouussssss
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 07/10/2026
imagine you're in your mid to late 20s and you just made Good Will Hunting and are screening it to the president at Camp David, incredible picture
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 06/10/2026
„medically“
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 04/10/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
back when it was tidy lol
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
this is what your statements turn into if you add too many hedges
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
I love how this was named
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026
I'll send you the API key on pinterest
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026
I call it the english garden school of cable management
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
pov you forgot to install your dependencies before getting on a german train
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
don't ask claude to set an alarm for you
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026
how good is your breakfast performance, anon?
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 22/09/2026
I can’t explain it but the supermicro logo looks like they make mozzarella
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026
keep being greeted by this guy each time I open instagram and it‘s a great nudge to do so less often
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026
finally wrote this thing that's been swirling around my head for a while benjaminschneider.ch/2026/09/19/k...
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026
when life gives you lemons, resist the urge to squeeze them on the post at the end of this staircase
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 19/09/2026
TIL it was this one — I genuinely have no clue why I so desperately wanted to see it, it seems kind of unremarkable tbh
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026
randomly stumbling upon some old equipment in a shed
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026
you might think this piece of art is dumb because the robot doesn't actually need to sweep up the fluid to keep working, but maybe that makes it deeper
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026
is this normal horse behavior
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17/09/2026
thoroughly enjoyed the great Lowrey-Cowen gripefest of 2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17/09/2026
it really looks like they just neutered the existing branding in a weekend
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17/09/2026
TIL someone took over 850 McDonald‘s locations after they decided to pull out of Russia and is now selling de-/re-branded versions of essentially the same menu
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 16/09/2026
close to where I live there's these old foundations along the river, which as it turns out where used for mechanical power transmission via rope from what is now a hydroelectric plant
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 16/09/2026
I like to think of it as a great abstraction over energy/work, it's not just location but also what kind of work and when you do it (though the latter is obviously work in progress...) benjaminschneider.ch/2022/07/24/a...
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 16/09/2026
never thought about this before, but makes total sense: when industry started to become electrified, every machine getting its own motors with electricity used for within-factory power transmission was not entirely obvious or immediate
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 16/09/2026
thinking of James Cutler's backyard office cabin again
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 14/09/2026
they have never heard of the alignment problem
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 13/09/2026
taking care of my parents' various animals while they're on vacation and my factorio brain already has a hard time accepting the inefficiencies, like wdym I have to manually portion out some of the feed and the water lines don't go exactly where needed
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 12/09/2026
surely this kind of thing shouldn't count as "one" figure
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 12/09/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 12/09/2026
birds!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 11/09/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 08/09/2026
this feels more fitting than ever, and the irony is that it would only take one more prompt
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 08/09/2026
gm!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 07/09/2026
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 07/09/2026
it‘s only a torrent if you download it from here, otherwise it‘s just sparkling piracy
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 06/09/2026
I always thought the French word for computer ("ordinateur") was an example of the government doing anything to avoid having their language polluted with foreign terms, but it turns out it was coined for advertising purposes
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 06/09/2026
what do you mean "other"
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