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@benhampson.bsky.social
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Working on myself. Would appreciate some grace, because my workshop is all messed up.

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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Could I find a Fiverr contractor to translate stupid into English?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Wanna guess this criminal’s political affiliation? . . . Republican, DUH.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
“Old person - who has literally always been out of touch - is secretly a conservative because she wants to keep her money” www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dail...
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Judge Judy delivers scathing verdict on America's out-of-control crime
The veteran reality TV star said the country is in worse shape than it was 30 years ago because 'a small group of people who have very loud voices created a scenario where bad people got rewarded'.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
“Who could have predicted this?” Pro-life party, you’re killing wanted babies. #prolife #abortionishealthcare
Article headline from AP News: “Emergency rooms refused to treat pregnant women, leaving one to miscarry in a lobby restroom”

This refers to the red states that have banned abortion procedures and threaten to penalize doctors, leading to confusing policies where doctors must refuse treatment they believe might be illegal, resulting in death.The mayor from the movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” starring Jim Carrey, as he says the line, “Who could have predicted this?”
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Y’all remember this guy? From a few years ago? In my recollection, he used to have biting commentary on the general atmosphere and social topics. Objectively good satire. Well, I’m sorry to inform you, he took a HARD right. It’s insufferable now. The worst attempt at comedy I’ve seen.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
I just saw Lara Trump try to convince me to donate to her rapist father-in-law, right as I was trying to watch the newest A Closer Look with Seth Meyers. So if you’d like to know how gutting the RNC is going, it’s going SWELL.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
I think, if you’re a Christian who is upset about #TransDayofVisibility falling on Easter, you may need to learn more about your religion before getting upset that your holiday is on a different Sunday every year.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
I’ll bet Donald Trump is relieved he can pick social media back up after a successful Lenten season of rejecting his baser instincts of pride, arrogance, egocentrism, and utter stupidity.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
@washingtonpost.com Your headline is wrong. If you want to use that picture, here’s your headline: “Bloviating and Winded Loser Attempts to be Relevant Again” Or: “Federally Indicted Former President Does Not Understand Anything About the Religion He Claims”
A Washington Post article with the headline “Trump attacks Biden over Easter coinciding with Transgender Day of Visibility”, but shows a picture of the federally indicted former president bloviating from the White House balcony.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
We’re worried about AI actors and yet Sir Alec Guinness once played 8 unique members of one family in a film, one of whom was a woman. And that film is in black and white.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
So the 2020 election WAS stolen!
Screenshot of a news story, headline reads: “Judge rules Georgia Republican Party’s vice chairman voted illegally”.
He voted illegally NINE times, during his probation for felony forgery charges.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Always bother
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 28/03/2024
can be both (It's always both)
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
I want to live in an America where the candidate for president of one of the two parties is hawking Bibles in his attempt to pay off fines and fees related to him being a convicted fraud and rapist. That’s such a fun America.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Well Nate Bargatze last night was amazing
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Folks, never correctly gender anyone ever again - fcking geez
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I will put this on my next job application Take that, Molly
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Good evening, everyone It’s been about a week since I’ve removed myself from social media. But I have a very important message: I am sorry. Unequivocally, no strings. 1/?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Hey folks! I need to apologize. In my attempt to be an ally, I fucked up, and bigly. I was misogynistic. I was transphobic. I victim-blamed. I do not attempt to confine or confirm. (Due to character restrictions, I’ll continue in a follow-up).
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
I should get a Dunks
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Whew, how’s your Thursday going 😅
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
My internal dialogue is literally Molly
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
My 4-year-old: Can we please watch Dylan? Me: Dylan who? Him: Dylan with the cookies. EGG-GEE! Me: Oh, Dylan Hollis. Yeap, one sec.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
We’re in Year 4, where he sing-songs his crimes in realtime.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
The WORDLE yesterday was “CLONE”, confirming that the man who gave the State of the Union was not the real Joe Biden. - GOP Qultists, probably
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Thank you, Katie Britt, for rolling over and exposing the vulnerable underbelly of the GOP.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
217 vials of vaccine in my arm, 217 vials of vaccine Take one down, pass it around 216 vials of vaccine in my arm arstechnica.com/science/2024...
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German man got 217 COVID shots over 29 months—here’s how it went
It conflicts with concerns of repeat boosters, but authors warn against hypervaccination.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
In Massachusetts, one can officially register as "Unenrolled". When primaries come around, I can vote in whichever primary I wish, unlike those who must vote in their chosen party. So on days like today, I get to vote for Nikki Haley, just to make the Tangerine Toddler cry.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
An Israeli colonizer used a German Shepherd to physically attack and maul Palestinian residents. Re-read that again. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I met the Israeli settlers Biden placed sanctions on. They’re bad – but part of a rotten system | Zak Witus
I saw settlers attack Palestinian shepherds with dogs, destroy their crops, and steal their homes – all under the aegis of rightwing Israeli leaders
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Eddie Money: I’ve got 🎶 two tickets to paradise 🎸 Me: Oh thank god my grandparents aren’t doing too well health-wise thank you so much and yes they can leave tonight
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
My theory is that the Koch brothers and Leonard Leo have a bet to see how quickly America can implode. But it's The Price is Right rules, so the Koch brothers were trying to use Nikki Haley to run the clock. *this_is_fine.gif*
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
I am not surprised that the gangrenous leech that is Christopher Rufo is not yet on Bluesky. He’s a coward. And a platform with no bots to back his nonsense is terrifying.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
The US has just announced 500 more sanctions against Russia for Navalny's death. So, they've had 500 more sanctions that they didn't use after the illegal war began?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Everyone's fertility journey is unique, and while some may choose to publicly share their story, we must remember the people in Alabama who are in the midst of IVF whose worlds came CRASHING down in a second. I fear some may miss their final window, and that breaks my heart.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
If Alabama SCOTUS' ruling is upheld that fertilized embryos are legally humans: - Pregnant women should be able to use the HOV lane. - Pregnant women should get in free to any venue where "kids x age or younger are free" (or eat for free, etc). - Pregnant women should have free healthcare. 1/?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
The Alabama Supreme Court just ruled that fertilized embryos are legally people. This is Alabama's current rankings among the 50 states. The child poverty rate was 22% in 2021. Forcing the implantation of embryos will not solve your problems, Alabama. Focus on the children already here.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Palestinians exist! In Jordan. Even the staunchest zionists would (hopefully) have issue with this illogic.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
I'm thinking the New York AG should look into Kevin O'Leary immediately. www.cnn.com/videos/busin...
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‘Shark Tank’ star says Trump engaged in regular behavior for real estate development | CNN Business
CNN’s Laura Coates speaks with Kevin O’Leary, “Shark Tank” judge and Chairman of O’Leary Ventures, about the $355 million judgment against former President Donald Trump.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
I love me a solid portmanteau.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
The “Palestinian state” never existed. By krusty’s logic, we know that Native Americans have never existed, Inuit have never existed, and Polynesians have never existed. So if you’re one of those, tough. Turn in your badge and weapon.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
To encourage my son that he can be anything if he puts his mind to it, I’ll tell him that even a president can become a sneakerhead
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
At some point we just can’t have a Wild West out here. Otherwise Karl would obliterate everyone.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
@ Tesla and “Twitter” boards I am obscenely smarter than Elmo. I have a degree from a college. I’ve not buried a social media company into the ground. I didn’t steal IP and sell it. I also don’t do drugs and am not on the spectrum. Can I please take over either company. It’s an upgrade.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Nïmajneb I’m an ottoman.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Me (male, 77) and my spouse (female, 53) are not planning on giving our 5 kids ANY inheritance. To be fair, my current spouse is only the mother to one of those kids. I’m also leaving them half a BILLION dollars in debt for me being a fraud and a rapist and I also defamed someone pretty bad. AITA?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
What’s the opposite of “go woke, go broke”? I mean, I know that phrase is easily disprovable, but what do we use for, say, when Elon Musk loses tens of billions of dollars by pandering to the right? Some ideas: Be fascist, your earnings are flatness Don’t include, lose everything you’ve accrued
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
This afternoon, custodial crews preemptively painted all of the walls of Mar-a-Lago red, so the upcoming ketchup stains aren't as visible.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Donald Trump's website has just been updated. Now, when you give him your money, you can select which fine you'd like your donation to help pay for.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
The Day I Put $354,000,000 in a Shoe Box and Handed It to a Judge I never thought I was the kind of person to fall to the justice system.
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