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thalassa

@heretic.zip
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I am a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom, and the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike!

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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So far 2026 took three members of the cast of "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York". 🤔
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026
Again, as an atheist, I find it extremely annoying to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 20/07/2026
looks like gas is actually $5, nbc
This is a Chevron gas station price sign showing Regular gasoline at $4.99 9/10, Plus at $5.69 9/10, and Supreme at $5.99 9/10, with a "Food Mart with TECHRON" banner below. The image is from an NBC News post stating gas prices hit $4 again after oil surged over 15% in a week.
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 16/07/2026
Yelp thinks I need to hire driveway washers in Denver and this eCommerce site is giving me prices in yen made by the same people selling you "AI"
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 12/07/2026
he died as he lived, denying people access to medical care
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 01/07/2026
Jesus Fucking Christ
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 17/06/2026
circling back to this skeet a few months later when we've discovered that they overstated revenues by >50%
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 17/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/here...
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 30/04/2026
your honor, I move to strike my client's testimony on the grounds that it is prejudicial towards my client
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 23/04/2026
euthanize all "content creators" It's the humane thing to do
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 21/04/2026
advancing beyond sephiroth-posting to nefarian-posting
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 21/04/2026
In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say... Let the games begin! #iykyk
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 17/04/2026
"I voted for the leopards to eat my face and now they have, please exempt me from the consequences"
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
imagine being a fervent catholic right now being threatened by this administration, whether with legal threats, funding threats, or tear gas, all because the secular authorities oppose his holiness the pope. i fuckin know they're lying in bed at night practicing saintly eyes-rolled-up faces
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 14/04/2026
bsky.app/profile/here...
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/04/2026
listen there's 2 things i know for sure about today and that is 1) there's no way anybody lets doordash come through the white house gates 2) there's no way trump lets anyone who actually works for a living into a photo op with him
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 08/03/2026
I was over kotor before I finished playing it why is this specific sample output of bioware mad libs game design so sticky in people's psyches?
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 27/02/2026
no, we do not
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
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Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 14/01/2026
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 09/01/2026
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 09/01/2026
anybody who actually wrote up a chatbot response into an article should get dropped into the real life version of a looney tunes trapdoor over an alligator pit
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 17/12/2025
ah yes, the leopard ouroboros party achieves final form
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/12/2025
Union Aerospace Corporation is the only acceptable name for the local
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 20/11/2025
the problem with this conclusion is that elon musk is first a nazi and second a scam artist, and scam artists don't have shame or a sense of embarassment
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 27/10/2025
it's not fair that they're just describing me
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 20/10/2025
ACCAB - content creators cannot meaningfully ethically grapple with the psychological and social pressures of "producing" "content", it is the path to the dark side and taking money for poasting? forever will it dominate your destiny
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 18/10/2025
what can you do when ICE is using your tear gas in Chicago
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/12/2024
I mean, good I think the initial rush of forums poasters getting on this site took it for granted for too long and that ceding moderation and control to a bunch of techbros in exchange for a tiny modicum of forums continuity and non-ephemerality was flawed from the beginning
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 30/08/2025
my monthly chapter 20 #iykyk spiders jeorg, who lives in Illian, avoids 10000 fights with Malkieri a year and should not have been counted #wheeloftime #wotskies #thewheeloftime
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/08/2025
giving Putin Alaska for nothing is just the kind of America-First thinking we need around in these here parts
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 21/05/2025
you fucking wish bsky.app/profile/did:...
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 08/05/2025
being technocratic is a good thing weirdos told you they were bad
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 08/05/2025
what machines do is not learning of any kind, those are just words they repurposed like "thinking" and "hallucinating" to make you think what fabulism they're doing has anything to do with actual human knowledge and intelligence and wisdom
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 25/04/2025
this vending machine at work no longer stocks jarritos vote accordingly
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 11/02/2025
there's gotta be cheaper ways to buy $10bn of azure credits
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 07/02/2025
so I'm hearing that trump double caved against motherfucking temu?
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 05/02/2025
so I'm hearing that trump caved against motherfucking temu?
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 16/12/2024
bsky needs a content warning feature for "do not click if within 2 hours, either way, of meal"
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 29/11/2024
do people know that technocracy isn't government by techbros or nah
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 06/10/2024
you're blue maga if you're batting 1000 on every "leftist" you've ever accused of being a horseshoe rightwinger is doing a substack on how ethnic cleansing is good, actually
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 04/10/2024
can we just say that people got really fucking weird about what is just anothet standard biden-era union strike or, what
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thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/08/2024
imagine making a "Donald the Dove" post unironically in the year of our Lord 2024
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Jamie Faith @jamiefaith.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Pointing at the "Doomerism is reactionary" sign yet again
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
everyone who ever typed “you know trump is never gonna see this right” taking a huge L today
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