Reposted by thalassaAnatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026So far 2026 took three members of the cast of "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York". 🤔 310918
Reposted by thalassaIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026Again, as an atheist, I find it extremely annoying to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way 302161221
thalassa @heretic.zip · 16/07/2026Yelp thinks I need to hire driveway washers in Denver and this eCommerce site is giving me prices in yen made by the same people selling you "AI" 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 17/06/2026circling back to this skeet a few months later when we've discovered that they overstated revenues by >50% 010
thalassa @heretic.zip · 30/04/2026your honor, I move to strike my client's testimony on the grounds that it is prejudicial towards my client 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 21/04/2026In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say... Let the games begin! #iykyk 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 17/04/2026"I voted for the leopards to eat my face and now they have, please exempt me from the consequences" 000
Reposted by thalassasarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 15/04/2026imagine being a fervent catholic right now being threatened by this administration, whether with legal threats, funding threats, or tear gas, all because the secular authorities oppose his holiness the pope. i fuckin know they're lying in bed at night practicing saintly eyes-rolled-up faces 753322
thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/04/2026listen there's 2 things i know for sure about today and that is 1) there's no way anybody lets doordash come through the white house gates 2) there's no way trump lets anyone who actually works for a living into a photo op with him 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 08/03/2026I was over kotor before I finished playing it why is this specific sample output of bioware mad libs game design so sticky in people's psyches? 000
Reposted by thalassasarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 29/01/2026me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...theverge.comBest gas masks“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked. 1072769925
thalassa @heretic.zip · 09/01/2026anybody who actually wrote up a chatbot response into an article should get dropped into the real life version of a looney tunes trapdoor over an alligator pit 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/12/2025Union Aerospace Corporation is the only acceptable name for the local 010
thalassa @heretic.zip · 20/11/2025the problem with this conclusion is that elon musk is first a nazi and second a scam artist, and scam artists don't have shame or a sense of embarassment 030
thalassa @heretic.zip · 20/10/2025ACCAB - content creators cannot meaningfully ethically grapple with the psychological and social pressures of "producing" "content", it is the path to the dark side and taking money for poasting? forever will it dominate your destiny 040
Reposted by thalassathalassa @heretic.zip · 13/12/2024I mean, good I think the initial rush of forums poasters getting on this site took it for granted for too long and that ceding moderation and control to a bunch of techbros in exchange for a tiny modicum of forums continuity and non-ephemerality was flawed from the beginning 011
thalassa @heretic.zip · 30/08/2025my monthly chapter 20 #iykyk spiders jeorg, who lives in Illian, avoids 10000 fights with Malkieri a year and should not have been counted #wheeloftime #wotskies #thewheeloftime 020
thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/08/2025giving Putin Alaska for nothing is just the kind of America-First thinking we need around in these here parts 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 08/05/2025being technocratic is a good thing weirdos told you they were bad 100
thalassa @heretic.zip · 08/05/2025what machines do is not learning of any kind, those are just words they repurposed like "thinking" and "hallucinating" to make you think what fabulism they're doing has anything to do with actual human knowledge and intelligence and wisdom 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 25/04/2025this vending machine at work no longer stocks jarritos vote accordingly 010
thalassa @heretic.zip · 07/02/2025so I'm hearing that trump double caved against motherfucking temu? 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 16/12/2024bsky needs a content warning feature for "do not click if within 2 hours, either way, of meal" 010
thalassa @heretic.zip · 29/11/2024do people know that technocracy isn't government by techbros or nah 010
thalassa @heretic.zip · 06/10/2024you're blue maga if you're batting 1000 on every "leftist" you've ever accused of being a horseshoe rightwinger is doing a substack on how ethnic cleansing is good, actually 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 04/10/2024can we just say that people got really fucking weird about what is just anothet standard biden-era union strike or, what 000
thalassa @heretic.zip · 13/08/2024imagine making a "Donald the Dove" post unironically in the year of our Lord 2024 040
Reposted by thalassaJamie Faith @jamiefaith.bsky.social · 16/07/2024Pointing at the "Doomerism is reactionary" sign yet again 022
Reposted by thalassakilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 16/04/2024everyone who ever typed “you know trump is never gonna see this right” taking a huge L today 381971366