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@benhampson.bsky.social
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Working on myself. Would appreciate some grace, because my workshop is all messed up.

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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I found Waldo
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Then at least do The Office gag, and quote the quote.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oh you’re STUPID stupid. That’s sad. Are you still wondering why your kids don’t call?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Could I find a Fiverr contractor to translate stupid into English?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Before we continue, imma need you to post a picture of your high school diploma. It’s just not morally correct for me to obliterate a high schooler.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m not sure which is more impressive Your overly simplistic summary of the 1940s conflict, or your overly simplistic summary of Israel breaking international law on a repeated basis for decades.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
“I support genocide” is shorter and more efficient for the next time you’d like to be publicly stupid.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ah, I see where your lack of education failed you. In the following post, I referred to Palestine in much the same way that one might refer to Westfalia - that is - a region of an area. Christian theologians have admitted Jesus was Palestinian for centuries. bsky.app/profile/benh...
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Please note that I’ve accepted your “historical reality” tangent. And if you need to change this tangent, please let me know. Y’all are historically very hard to pin down, so I just want to make sure I’m destroying you in your chosen field.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
No one ever argued that a “Palestinian State” previously existed. Just like no one ever argues a Celtic state or a Gaulish state existed. But - also - Israel never existed. Not prior to our invention of it. So will I need to assume you’re from Alabama, or can we continue this adult conversation.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Hi, NJ! I don’t know how I saw this, but could you please direct me to your definition of “financial trauma” in this context? For example, I am aware of the destruction of Black Wall Street, and the likes across America. Or perhaps generational financial trauma? Glad to learn!
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Oh yeah, you need a guy friend. DM me.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Daviz, your wife left you for this reason. This is why your siblings don’t text. Do you need help? DMs are open.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Did the sensitive Brit like this, too?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
The other upset Brit blocked me. It’s all you guy.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
The Brit blocked me, before he could clarify. But he thinks the green left isn’t left enough, because a more left turn exists. What a shame that we also have stupid people on the left.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Hey, Jack. I get you’re from a backwards country, but hear me out. Look at the below diagram. Are you seriously saying the green arrow isn’t left, just because there’s a more left route. Or are Brits this fucking stupid.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
It must hurt to look down when you change your diaper.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
See… what I did there? I used you being continually stupid and your dialect to mock you.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
It’s ok - you can change your TROUSERS.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
If only you weren’t so pretentious, we might get along. I’m an American leftist. And you’re a British fool who only serves to convince stupids to vote conservative. I’m sure you’re FUN at parties.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
I’m sorry you don’t speak English.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Aund euntirely cluueless. I had to translate for the Brits.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
That’s true. I fail about as hard as y’all did when you couldn’t keep 13 colonies in check. (Y’all is slang for “you all”, and I’m using it to indicate your bitchiness.)
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
I’m sorry you’re upset. See, I’m actually part British.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Don’t make me Jack you It’s when I yell “JACK” and then prove you wrong in another thread
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
So…. Yes. Everyone hates you for letting the Tories in. Crazy how quick I got that, huh.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
It’s actually an onomatopoeia. But yeah, English is hard for new learners.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
You’re probably the guy everyone gets upset at when the right wins because you couldn’t vote for the more left group because they didn’t offer personhood to chickens. Yeah?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
No, I don’t misunderstand how parties work. Thanks. I doubt your ability to differentiate left and right. After all, you can’t even drive on the correct side. So.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Hey, when you shower, do you just choose the middle of how hot water can get from a chemistry perspective, or do you, like every fucking normal adult, choose what’s right? Like, as the middle.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
I appreciate you coming back with actual English words to confirm that you don’t understand averages.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
I think you mean Goud Lourd, you’re (you got fucking one right) fuuckinh deunse.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Now I’m insecure that you don’t understand bell curves. Isn’t that like a 19th level gold bar his royal majesty tier study?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Yes. Me, the American, mocking you for adding unnecessary “u”s in words. Repeatedly. That makes me clearly under the impression that you, clearly not American, is American. Christ almighty…
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Yeah, I think I am, because I’m confused as to how the two major parties in the UK are both right-wing
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
TrumpAI will be able to do that instantly - one second
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
I’m not sure if I should heed your advice or inform you that you used the incorrect “your”.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Are we using “right-wing” in an absolute sense? Because then, yeah, I get it. But as compared to the Toereez?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Why’d you block me Were you triggahd
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I got blocked by this “TOWREE”.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Let’s pretend I’m American. Sorry. Americaun. (So you can understand.) How is Labor right-wing. Again, I am Americaun, please understand I barely speak English.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Good point - I don’t know how many X users are Tories
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Oh I know this one! Those with an inability to view reality.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
So… the most likely people to come here (ie anyone left of center fleeing X) you don’t want… because why? 🤔 If you’re left of center, why not make new friends? If you’re right of center, why are you here?
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Also, ffs - “ILLEGAL” voting, not “wrongful”.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Wanna guess this criminal’s political affiliation? . . . Republican, DUH.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
“Old person - who has literally always been out of touch - is secretly a conservative because she wants to keep her money” www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dail...
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Judge Judy delivers scathing verdict on America's out-of-control crime
The veteran reality TV star said the country is in worse shape than it was 30 years ago because 'a small group of people who have very loud voices created a scenario where bad people got rewarded'.
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
We should call that a worricane or a stressnado
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Ben @benhampson.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Fuck Texas with the dildo of Texas’ Own Imagination of its own Value to Society
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