It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Driving really fast into the emergency bay at the er, tyres squealing, honking my horn in a panic but just continue on right through without stopping. 010
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026He’s probably just learned about Jimmy Saville. apple.news/AlD4xkE2pSaq...apple.newsTrump Sure Seems to Be Going to the Hospital a Lot — Rolling StoneThe president spent Tuesday morning at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, his third visit since returning to office 002
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving MAGA or Trump approaches one. (Just getting a jump on the next generation of Godwins. Check back on this skeet in a decade or two). 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I've been going to McDonalds every day to get a coffee from their McCafé and I haven't caught a single virus since. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Kinda seems like the US is the one keeping the strait closed at the moment, so if Europe were to send ships there to open it they’d be going there to sink the US naval fleet. 110
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@vincentdonofrio.bsky.social is so incredibly good in daredevil. He deserves Oscars. All of them. Everyone else who has an Oscar should have to surrender them to him. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The only direct relation between The Terminator and Terminator 2 is that in The Terminator Reese and Sarah escape the police precinct in an AMC Gremlin, and in Wayne’s World, Wayne is pulled over while driving his AMC Pacer by a cop played by Robert Patrick, who plays the T1000 in Terminator 2. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026That’s the lawn mowed for another year. Glad I don’t need to worry about that again until next spring. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Dad tips: if your shower drains keep getting blocked, make everyone in your household cut their hair short. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If somebody went back in time and killed baby Hitler then anytime we wanted to compare someone to a really horrible person today we’d compare them to the guy who invented a whole ass Time Machine just to murder some random baby. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026lol and indeed lmao www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukKanye West travel to UK blocked by governmentWest was due to headline London's Wireless Festival in July but drew criticism over past antisemitic comments. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026In 1929 business men were so broke they couldn’t afford busses so they got together in groups like this and walked down the street pretending they were riding an imaginary bus to their imaginary businesses. 020
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Remember when we used to have health secretaries who tried to improve the health of the nation? Hell, remember when we used to have politicians who tried to make things in the country better? 110
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026"Living in the moment" is overrated. Protect your mental health, dissociate early and often. 120
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Share the last movie you watchedmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says cheeseburger .Alt: A GIF from The Fly of Jeff Goldblum saying “Cheeseburger” to Geena Davis while doing a magic casting pose with his hands. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated:media.tenor.coma man with a nbc logo on his shirt is sitting at a tableAlt: Ron Swanson in a brown jacket and shirt, with a tiny little sequinned party hat balanced on the side of his head, drunkenly dancing at a bar 110
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Basically America has lost the war and Iran has them - and most of the rest of the world - by the balls. Iran should demand the extradition of trump into Iranian custody to stand trial for war crimes as part of their unconditional terms of surrender. 021
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kidmedia.tenor.coma cartoon teddy bear is standing on its hind legs in front of a blue sky .Alt: a cartoon teddy bear unzips and peals off his fur to reveal that he is wearing a red superhero costume underneath, except somehow it’s a cute kid’s cartoon and not some messed up anime horror show. 021
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This is genuinely hilarious. These men are so pathetic they can’t even refuse to wear shoes that don’t fit them properly. The whole lot of them should be mocked and humiliated wherever they go. 000
Reposted by It’s yer da!Timberdoodle, BUT SPOOKY @timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026If you turn the Hot tap, Tom Branson comes out If you turn the Cold tap, it's Lady Mary. 171
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I’ve lived in this house for almost 20 years and only this morning realised that the Edwardian-style taps in the bathroom have “Edwardian” written on them just in case you’re not sure what period the bathroom fittings were designed to replicate. 130
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Neurodivergent people are going to take over the world because a) we’ve already developed the coping mechanisms to function while suffering the symptoms described in this article and b) our pathological demand avoidance will ensure we resist using LLMs while everyone else’s brains turn to mulch. 100
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Streeting is a duplicitous quizling piece of shit, that’s why. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Every single legacy millennial tv and movie franchise has to make jokes about pronouns and Gen Z work ethic. It’s painfully unfunny. The Scrubs reboot is unwatchable. It’s the trailer highlight for Scream 7, admitting this is the funniest joke in the movie. It’s the same non-joke over and over. 120
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’m fairly left-wing but if I lived in America I would 100% wear a cowboy hat and boots and drive around in a beat-up 40 year-old F150 listening to country music. Tbh if the US sorts its shit out in the next 10yrs or so, I’d consider moving there to cosplay being a cowboy for a while. 100
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 02/03/2026If it’s giving him that hideous rash, what unspeakable horrors is it PREVENTING? 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Not sure if this got me blocked because they didn’t get the joke or because they did get the joke. 020
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Feeling torn. On the one hand I don’t want to give Paramount any more money after their reaction to the genocide in Palestine, but on the other hand I really want to watch Starfleet Academy after seeing how much all the misogynistic Potter-loving transphobes hate it. 100
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I think we should start a moral panic about rich people. I just don’t trust them around my kids. 100
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Person on SEO forum: Here is my problem Me: Here are three good solutions depending on your specific desired outcome Person: Thanks bro, I've decide to choose a fourth bad option no one did, or ever would, suggest 010
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 10/02/2026British guys will be like “he’s called Socks because one time he came to school wearing odd socks.” 100
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If the courts won’t do their job, the people will have to. 020
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Life pro tip: When a recipe specifically calls for “ground ginger”, you can actually use any ginger, it all grows in the ground dummy. 010
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026European squaddies on Reddit are going to town over this, posting pictures of themselves “not lifting a finger” when they were on deployment in America’s various wars over the past few of decades. Can’t imagine there will be much motivation from our militaries to support the US in the near future. 0117
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Just watched Starmer’s address and it’s looking very much like he’s our new Chamberlain and Greenland will be his Sudetenland. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Rodriguez was cheaper to buy than Maduro - give us his location and mineral rights to your country and in return well support you as dictator for life. 010
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026It’s 2026. This isn’t about oil, it’s about the country’s significant reserves of strategic rare earth minerals, which Venezuela mostly exports to China. 140
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Do you think if everyone in Scotland posts hard enough we could get Westminster to revoke our membership of the union? 1253
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Private schools absolutely were - and still are - stuffed to the gills with autistic kids as well. But rich people aren’t autistic, they’re “eccentric” or “gifted”, and have the wealth to compensate, so it isn’t considered to be particularly detrimental unless they’re full-on non-verbal. 000
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025A very merry Christmas to all the filthy animals (complimentary), and only the filthy animals (complimentary). 010
Reposted by It’s yer da!Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Worked hard to get this into Guardian Oz & big props to @fiercemum.bsky.social for setting it up & Melissa Davey for publishing it. She will doubtless get loads of hassle from transphobes for it, but it needs to be out there. Puberty Blocker bans harm trans kids, no-one should pretend they don’t.theguardian.comPuberty blocker bans in Queensland and NZ risk extreme harm to trans youth, UK expert warnsSociologist who surveyed effect of 2024 UK ban says denial of gender-affirming care has left trans and non-binary children in ‘abject misery and severe distress’ 171136448
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025It is also a much more faithful interpretation of I Am Legend than the Will Smith movie was. 010
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Any movie is a Christmas movie if you drink egg nog while watching it. 010
It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I sat and passed all 21 exam certificates at the Ounabara Vocational School in Yakuza! Like A Dragon today, despite not being a weeb. What’s your excuse? 000
