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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If only everyone in Britain was a neurotypical white cis Conservative Christian, I wouldn't have to run through my extensive checklist of bigotries to choose who to blame this time every time something bad happens.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It seems like Trump has basically created the same operating environment as most other dictators in the past, surrounding himself with incompetent minions who are no threat to him and who are all too afraid to tell him bad news so they just keep lying to him as things get progressively worse.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s sunk its nails very deep into Glasgow’s soil. Most of the rest of the country doesn’t brook that bullshit. It can very much be rooted out imo
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That’s true, although that might be just due to lack of trying. Wikipedia only lists 31 parody movies released in the 2020s, and a lot of them are sequels or franchises, which suggests studios just aren’t interested in making them?
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Parodies can still land, the wayans brothers are just bad at it.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Debatable if it even worked then if we’re being totally honest. Wazzup was already cringe by the time the original Scary Movie was released.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Driving really fast into the emergency bay at the er, tyres squealing, honking my horn in a panic but just continue on right through without stopping.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh, well yeah that for sure. But I also think a lot of them have just succumbed to posters madness. All that matters to them now is follower counts.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh I thought you meant like they were there altruistically to keep a line of communication open or whatever.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think there may also just be an element of being too addicted to the engagement metrics to quit.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He’s probably just learned about Jimmy Saville. apple.news/AlD4xkE2pSaq...
apple.news
Trump Sure Seems to Be Going to the Hospital a Lot — Rolling Stone
The president spent Tuesday morning at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, his third visit since returning to office
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving MAGA or Trump approaches one. (Just getting a jump on the next generation of Godwins. Check back on this skeet in a decade or two).
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I've been going to McDonalds every day to get a coffee from their McCafé and I haven't caught a single virus since.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can predict whether a character is about to get hit by a bus/bin lorry with 100% accuracy.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My 15yo’s favourite movies are the original Jurassic Park and John Carpenter’s The Thing.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
*even smaller
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Why would anyone even want bigger balls? That’s just going to make our penises look smaller.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I remember a not insignificant amount of trump voters saying similar in 2016 as well.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I don’t really have a point of view on the whole catfish vs cod debate, other than I used frozen cod in this recipe and it was one of the best things I’ve eaten this year. I’m sure it would probably be delicious with catfish as well, though.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Meta AI is Zuckerberg’s baby
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They parachuted 76 beavers into the wilderness and THEN something astounding happened? Successfully training 76 beavers to parachute is already pretty astounding in my world, what did they do next, ride motorcycles off a cliff and then wingsuit all the way to Wyoming?
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yes. The hotel where they’re hosting an umbrella manufacturers conference, in a city entirely populated by raccoons, set during valentine day. Haven’t you played the games?
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wait, is this the same person? www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If libs of TikTok wants to destroy the private medical industry I say let em cook.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Especially from politicians. I have always looked down on politicians with nothing but abject disdain. I would never look to them for affirmation. Wtf is wrong with these men?
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just made this for dinner. Absolutely delicious, the kids demolished it.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Entirely legal? Open carry isn’t legal in DC, and you need a license for concealed carry, which it seems unlikely he would have had as an out of state visitor.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Kids today don't watch King Ralph, and it shows.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Literally the largest threat to western civilisation right now.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Normally the assassination of a head of state would be a destabilising event that could throw a country, or even the world, into chaos. We’re in a somewhat unique situation atm where a current head of state is responsible for so much chaos domestically and globally that the opposite is true.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Kinda seems like the US is the one keeping the strait closed at the moment, so if Europe were to send ships there to open it they’d be going there to sink the US naval fleet.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yoda is gopnik-coded
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Well the barristers are still wearing their gowns, so I assumed so.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Well, he is still dead to be fair
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I can practically guarantee that this is just a verbatim press release from a company providing such services which has been uncritically published by the Atlantic.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wtf is going on?
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@vincentdonofrio.bsky.social is so incredibly good in daredevil. He deserves Oscars. All of them. Everyone else who has an Oscar should have to surrender them to him.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Cringe shit
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yeah, you have to assume that's probably true for everyone involved in making the film as well. Like, this isn't some weird random small outfit of diehard Jackson fans, it's a massive production with a presumably broad spectrum of people working for it but they're all ok with this?
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The only direct relation between The Terminator and Terminator 2 is that in The Terminator Reese and Sarah escape the police precinct in an AMC Gremlin, and in Wayne’s World, Wayne is pulled over while driving his AMC Pacer by a cop played by Robert Patrick, who plays the T1000 in Terminator 2.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There can’t really be any question of a doubt at this point that Palantir is a dangerously unstable company that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near any of our data.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It isn’t until much later that a bomber crew looks back on the death toll they caused from firebombing a city that the psychological impact hits, because they aren’t face to face with the people they’re dropping their bombs on in the moment.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There was a book about this - “Humanity” maybe? - that had a whole exploration of how the industrialisation of warfare and the increased range we can kill each other from, depersonalised killing, leading to massacres and genocides etc which wouldn’t have been psychologically possible before.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Well they could’ve just chosen not to make a biopic about a pedo? That seems different than happening to hear Billy Jean playing when you’re in a shop. I hope it bombs, but musician biopics are pretty hot atm - Bohemian Rhapsody and Rocketman were both big boxoffice hits.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sure but there is a chasm between finding it difficult to completely excise every trace of his influence on modern pop culture from your life, and one of the largest mainstream film studios in the world spending north of $150m on a movie to whitewash his heinous crimes.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m reasonably certain the UK government is using AI to write some of their policies, some of them make so little sense under scrutiny (such as the pay per mile road tax proposal), so speech writing doesn’t seem like a stretch at all.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Oh, he’s a short arse. That explains a lot.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a white coat and top hat is standing next to a brick wall with scoobzz written on it
Alt: Rapidly switching shots of a man in an obscenely tall, white top hat, what overcoat with large shoulders and collar, white trousers and boots and what can only be described as utensils for hands. Sometimes he’s walking around in a park, or across a bridge, or down a path arm in arm with a woman or just grinning at the camera. He is The Numbertaker, Numbertaker, have you seen the Numbertaker? Taking all the numbers he can see Picking, nicking, getting, netting! As mean a Numbertaker as can be With his number sucker-upper, he's the number mucker-upper He's as mean a Numbertaker as can be!
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m pretty sure there’s wild coca plants growing in the woods behind my house because the squirrels in my back garden burry their acorns in my lawn in a nearly perfect grid pattern.
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It’s yer da! @bengc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
That’s the lawn mowed for another year. Glad I don’t need to worry about that again until next spring.
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