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Benari

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Comedian. Writer. Producer. OEF/OIF Veteran. #GIJew

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026
Who run Beautytown?
A very old-fashioned yellow shingle for a business called MASTER BLASTER HAIR CARE. I took this picture in Cincinnati, Ohio
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love ‘im
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/09/2026
Drop and give me 10.
Payton Tolle on the pitchers mound doing a pushup after slipping throwing a pitch wearing his away grey Red Sox uniform.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/09/2026
Eli White for 3!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/09/2026
Back-to-back shutouts! 🗒️: bit.ly/3TbEFZ7
Final score from September 5th, 2026
Red Sox 5 Orioles 0

IMAGE: Final score graphic featuring a photo of Trevor Story and Nick Sogard in the dugout wearing their away grey Red Sox uniforms looking at each other and smiling.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/09/2026
Eli breaks open the scoring!
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Blank white background. 80s era Iron Man turns he head right to face us. His eyes through his helmet lock on the reader as he thinks, "What a pity that such a man was cursed to be a monster for so many years!"
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This guy
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 05/09/2026
No shocker here!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 04/09/2026
Roman's turn to go yard!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 04/09/2026
Adley goes deep again!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 04/09/2026
Sogie with a BANG for the lead!
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it bad when your team gives up 50 runs in 5 games ? Asking for the Red Sox.
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Soooo…can we keep him?
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 26/08/2026
JARREN DURAN GRAND SLAM IN THE 11TH!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 25/08/2026
Tony Seagulls with his 1st career triple!
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Night. Full moon, whisps of clouds behind a castle at the the top of a high hill with a narrow path upward. In the foreground the bare branches of a tree or bush. Narration: "And elsewhere...."  From inside, some one says, "Uh-oh."
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s definitely the mustache
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey, this Adley Rutschman is pretty good.
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My new fun old man schtick is to watch a great play and deadpan: “Hey, this guy is pretty good.”
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It turned out be the other way around. First it merged with performance art, then politics.
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Red Sox back to stranding multiple runners on base, I’m sure it’ll be fine
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve never seen baserunning so bad it confused the opposing team and the entire league. The 2026 Red Sox keep you guessing!
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That game was un-fucking-believable, Also, the Red Sox have just won 31 of 36 for the first time in the team's 126-year history, and I'm commemorating the occasion by playing Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack's "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You."
Screenshot of the line-score from tonight's Red Sox game: the Red Sox came from behind to tie the game 5 separate times before winning in the 13th inning.
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
just another series sweep for the Red Sox WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Philjimeneznyc 🏳️‍🌈 @philjimeneznyc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Found a bunch of old #XMen sketches which reminded me just how fun these characters are to draw. I miss ‘em! #Mystique #Rogue #Storm #Wolverine #penandink #procreateapp #Marvel
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Red Sox have just won 30 of 35 for the first time in the team's 126-year history. I'm commemorating the occasion by playing Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack's "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You."
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/08/2026
The vibes are immaculate.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Inside a laboratory or bunker or some shit, the Red Skull is knocked backward with machine gun in hand right on his ass. Someone off panel says, “pack it in, FASCISTS! Your goose stepping FANTASIES are over FOREVER!“ The Red Skull thinks, “ACH! The Democratic dog is as FORMIDABLE as ever! I must initiate an emergency ESCAPE measure – –“
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/08/2026
HR No. 20 was a laser!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 06/08/2026
Checking in with Willson!
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Gritty Flyers
Alt: Gritty knocks down a door, stands in doorway
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Red Sox have just won 29 of 34 for the first time in the team's 126-year history. I'm commemorating the occasion by playing Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack's "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You."
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Red Sox have heard your complaints regarding their trade deadline moves. They are not concerned.
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m not sure how the Red Sox swept the Dodgers but we’ll take it! Can YOU believe it?!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 03/08/2026
3rd inning 🤝 3rd home run
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Red Sox somehow win another series! Against the Dodgers! Can you believe it?!
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Red Sox are the first team in MLB history to enter a calendar month 10+ games under .500 and leave said month 7+ games over .500 Only 2 previous teams had even entered 10+ under and exited TWO over: 2019 SF July & 1996 BOS Aug h/t @EliasSports
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You tell 'em, Namor
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What a run
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
1) don't be on the moon
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 22/07/2026
The magic continues at Fenway!
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Red Sox really suck you back in, don’t they? A record-tying franchise streak of 15 wins in a row! Can you believe it?!
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s so funny that every single Red Sox hitter is crushing it now after dumping those Driveline dopes.
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Benari @benarilee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🎶 You tell me it's the institution Well, you know You better free your mind instead But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow 🎶
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Children found special satisfaction in Superman, a fantasy adult wholly unlike other adults, perfect in his childlike purity, who wields amazing powers to undo wrongness in the grown-up world and who treats the doing like play."
Superman runs along an elevated power line, carrying the frightened "Alex Greer, the slickest lobbyist in Washington." Action Comics #1, 1939
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