iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎄

4310

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Merry Christmas Eve! I just supplied Erna with enough eggnog to sedate an elephant. 🤭

1220

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I'm jetlagged and slightly pink from the sun. I'm positive several new Thai friends at Wonderfruit thought I was some kind of tiny luminescent she-demon. I'm home.

050

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Hello, Thailand, I am in you. 😈 If I sort of know you and you're at #wonderfruitfestival don't hesitate to reach out. Look for the ghostly pale pixie! I'll be roaming and available for emergencies, too. ❤️ Stay hydrated out there!

120

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I feel like I've been flying forever. I live in the sky now. 😭 #wonderfruitfestival

130

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Turkey day, everyone. My pants will be fighting for their life in just a handful of hours. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

2170

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The turkey is ready to love you. Whether you baste him or not. 😳

130

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

My grocery store had pickles on sale. BOGO. Ask me how many jars of pickles I own and why did I stop at 8? 😅

2240

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Construction on my new bathroom starts tomorrow. Erna and Jane will be house sitting. You may remember these ladies from my "oldies-but-goodies" board game night. OBG has informed me there will be no "shenanigans" or "malarkey." Erna is bringing a rolling pin. 🤭

030

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Random OR thought: If we could form an alliance with the octopus kingdom they'd make excellent aquatic special forces.

450

Reposted by Isobel, MD

dan from the internet @danfromtheinter.net · 23/11/2024

screaming "MUSTARD" at the top of my lungs at 7am like a west coast rooster

417030

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

My idea of a perfect meet cute.

240

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My Christmas tree is now up. I will not be taking questions at this time. I will be accepting delivery of eggnog, cider and smoked sausages.

6170

Reposted by Isobel, MD

Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Drinks that double as a charcuterie board 🤌🏻

3 Bloody Mary’s on a wooden tray. A Christmas scene of gingerbread houses and a Christmas tree is in the background. The drinks are topped with pickled okra, a jalapeño stuffed olive, pickled garlic, a cube of cheese, and a slice of chorizo.

4421

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I'm going to get an Oura ring because having my car's GPS bark commands at me just isn't enough these days.

110

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

The ovulation train has left the station. Next stops, crazy town, eating a jar of pickles, aggressively folding laundry, and obsessing about Christmas charcuterie tableaus.

1110

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I very much need a native Korean speaker to yell at me until I fully understand when to use "b" and "p" and when to use "g" and "k" in translations. 😭

200

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I'm re-watching Dexter. I realized why I like this show so much. Dexter is Batman.

260

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Today is one of those days. My safeword is "waffles."

010

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

New drinking game for the holidays. Play "Santa Claus Got Stuck Up My Chimney" by Ella Fitzgerald. Take a shot of your favorite booze every time she sings "chimney." Winner is the only person left alive.

130

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I just ate an entire tub of baby cucumbers. Please clap.

5160

Reposted by Isobel, MD

Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Today is St. Martin's Day - Old Halloween! 🍂 Marking the end of harvest/ start of winter, it is a time for bonfires, lantern processions, feasts and wine. Welsh folklore tells us it is a night of eerie ill omens: owls hoot, meteors fall, and the Cŵn Annwn (spectral hounds) roam. #folklore #wales

121444

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Urology Friend: "What are you reading?" Me, on my phone: "I'm fluttering. (Laugh)" Urology Friend: "It's too early to hear about whatever that is." Me, looking up from my phone: "Wait, what are you talking about? It's Bluesky! Oh no, nope, you get that look right off your face!"

030

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Me, too. If you followed me and I haven't followed you back, please nudge me. Some of my mutuals have new names or icons. I'm a visual person. Therefore, I am lost. 😭 Best of luck to you, also, Leah!

media.tenor.com

a black and white photo of a woman with the words hide and seek challenge behind her

ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with the words hide and seek challenge behind her

390

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Preserved for your enjoyment! In the evening of May 30, 2023 my neighbors had.. a marital disagreement. These were my contemporaneous observations posted on Twitter. "My neighbors are loudly fighting. I think someone was cheating. This is me right now:

5416

Reposted by Isobel, MD

💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 10/11/2024

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, fairest of all beings.

Three Elven rings: cardiothoracic surgery, neurosurgery and surgical oncology

1223722

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Me, when I eventually leave Twitter:

030

Reposted by Isobel, MD

💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/11/2024

I’m just waiting for this entire election to get blamed on Anesthesia

9896

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Today is twin day. On the agenda: 1. Lunch 2. Museum 3. Antique browsing/shopping 4. Dare from cousin: simultaneous recitation of a line from the Shining to a non-family member because "it's spooky season." 😭

1120

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

Henceforth, toilet paper shall be called butt napkins. I have spoken.

3122

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

I have a kink and it's going on a long multilevel spine so I'm trying not to get into trouble with my ass. 😳

360

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Look at how absolutely intense and lawless this is! I don't know where to look first! Thanks, @mortythern.bsky.social, @daniellakrn.bsky.social, and @thesix.bsky.social!

260

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

I'm just liking blind replies without any knowledge of the context. Feels like anarchy and spiders. Me, right now:

130

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

I'm seeing nested replies in my feed. Just the reply with no context. If I want to understand, I must click and scroll up to find the original post. Is this just how it is over here?

3101

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

I plan to import my greatest hits from Twitter. Scintillating posts such as when my neighbor cheated and my decaying gymnastics skills. I'm still not sorry.

380

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Purple, red and white. Probably in that order.

220

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

My 200-million-year-old Himalayan pink salt "expires" next month. 😑

060

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

On this eve of July 4th I find myself wishing my current profession was that of a strange woman who lays about in ponds and distributes swords. I could be an epic!

270

Reposted by Isobel, MD

Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 02/07/2023

DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin! DORIAN: Can I hide it? DEVIL: Well, yes, but— DORIAN: And there are no other consequences? DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul! DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.

293089590

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

The korok after I magically weld him to the front of my hover bike and ride through encampments:

070

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

I think I'm meant to be a sexy road warrior. The ads have spoken.

290

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 21/06/2023

I want to do this. I can be a top competitor. I'm 5'3" and I top out somewhere between 119-122lbs. I just need an imposter husband. I hear Europe has the best prizes. wife-carrying.org

020

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

You ever just get disgusted by clothes? Sometimes I wear them because otherwise I can't visit the bakery.

140

Isobel, MD @bellewerx.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

I want you all to know I will be unmanageable over here. I'm not sorry.

171