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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 3h

Grace Reiter has the combined energy of Molly Shannon and Aidy Bryant and she’s going to be great on SNL.

Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 20h

Or even better, a competition for the next Barefoot Contessa. It could be called Last Scallop Searing, Project Rémoulade, or American Brownie Warrior. I would binge watch the hell out of it.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 21h

I wish I liked this because it's so pretty

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh come on. This is prime eavesdropping

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am so memorable that a waitress I was friendly to 6 months+ ago recognized me at a different restaurant in the next county over today.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Sherbet Council needs to convene and come up with some new flavors.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People insult me all the time, and I don’t care. I say shit back and go on with my day. But this one came back a day later and… well that’s new one.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

(and thank you, that was very sweet. If more people were like you maybe I wouldn’t be in therapy! 😂)

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh no. That is all makeup. I did not grow up wearing makeup. My mom doesn’t wear it. I started trying things out like 3 years ago. I’ve gotten better. I wish I had pictures of my first attempt. It was straight up circus worthy.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is my life now. Feeding Ziggy on my lap because post-kennel stay he was sick, partially recovered, then had a butt hurty. I think he was traumatized by the experience. He sticks by me and eats if I hand feed him or have him on my lap and whisper “please eat, my big boy” to him until he relents.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Man I hope they all go the shittiest, coldest prison next to the largest guy whose female relatives have been victims of violence because those guys will do more than peg.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

LOL. He’s not smart enough for Go Fish. And lord knows. But whatever it is, we will all collectively groan.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

AND he claims she sodomized him. Sure. While she was in a K hole she could have the wherewithal to peg him.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How many more batshit crazy things is he going to say before they wheel him into room with pudding cups and board games?

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hearing that one of the Cornell rapists fled to Dubai is some shit. Why would one do such a thing if they’re so innocent?

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think I’ve finally mastered the way to cover up rosacea.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I happen to love Tootsie Rolls. I like to smush the regular ones together with the fruit ones to make a new flavor. Also I have a bone to pick with the company because their Giant Tootsie Pops are like 90/10 pop to tootsie ratio.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah but the pop volume exceeds the tootsie.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Honestly. Now that we’ve recognized it it’ll probably become a real thing

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Exactly. The other day when I had it, I got a look

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ian’s did my engagement party and midnight snack when I got married. I know them well.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Biscuits and gravy are biscuits adjacent to gravy if you ask for the gravy on the side.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Any company claiming they have every flavor of licorice is a liar. They don’t have Earl Grey.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

5’3, 6’9? Jeez Louise, Americans will use anything but the Smrektric system.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I cannot tell you how excited I got when I found out a star that sounds like my name is relatively close to a star that sounds like my partner’s name. When compared to the size of the United States, it’s roughly 10 miles.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I ordered a roasted beet and goat cheese salad. Second image is after eating roughly half of the beets under that mess of avocado and goat cheese. I think they gave me every beet in the county. This is not a complaint.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Most restaurants have mozzarella sticks. Wisconsin has bricks.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And yes i am praising myself for successfully cleaning up my one of my disaster zones.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is the cleanest my office is ever going to get.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s what I’m here for. To confuse and entertain.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Get in loser, we’re going … to do arithmetic on a gingham Sybian machine?

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ingrid Jacques of USA Today is a horrible bitch that doesn’t deserve to be published.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are 3 great joys in my life: - The tippy tappies of my Ziggy’s feet when he comes looking for me because I haven't gotten out of bed - Saying things at the same time as someone I love - Beating the absolute fuck out of the NYT crosswords and MinuteCryptics

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: 1. Queens of the Stone Age 2. Mastodon 3. Motörhead 4. Judas Priest 5. TOOL 6. Them Crooked Vultures 7. Bush 8. Foo Fighters 9. Hole 10. Green Day

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m so disgruntled I forgot a word.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The number of (predominantly white) men saying wanting accountability from the Cornell 7 “a witch hunt” shows me that not only are they pieces of shit, but they didn’t pay attention in history either.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah, it’s only a meme. And apparently just the one boob.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I spent 5 minutes looking for a sock I was wearing.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I liked studying the Middle Ages. I wasn’t born to eat GRAIN.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I amuse myself even if the locals don’t appreciate me.

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