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Julie Lynn

@bellafortunate.bsky.social
1.6K followers 2.1K following 1.5K posts

Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate. Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze. I fucking hate AI.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Kristi Noem: “The man approached ICE agents with a 9mm drawn and ICE agents attempted to restrain him before opening fire on him. An ICE agent had his finger bitten off by the victim and is in the hospital.” Here, have mine: 🖕
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If you're not a sadistic stunted fascist but want dignity & freedom for all This is toward you
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is toward you If you can't afford health or childcare If you can't afford housing or groceries If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian If you're not a billionaire If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They knew. Of course.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When I've dreamed of a president being hauled out of bed into custody to face criminal charges for his illegal activities, it wasn't Maduro I was thinking of
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Look at this fucking boob
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I looooove them!!
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Well that's just dandy. Meanwhile the rest of us are fucking starving, homeless, jobless, without healthcare, savings, future, or hope as billionaires suck up all the wealth and install a fascist surveillance state.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past? What a soulless ass
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
FYI
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Oh for crissakes, those stupid babymen!
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Buried in a mountain of shit.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
So he's saying we have to accept Trump as a king to have a functioning government? 🤨 Brother, I don't think you know your history. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grievan...
en.wikipedia.org
Grievances of the United States Declaration of Independence - Wikipedia
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire. If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.com · 10/10/2025
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook) Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure. You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
theatlantic.com
Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him
The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men. www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
vox.com
Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color
Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is treason. Stop acting as if it's very cool, very legal, @wsj.com
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Yeah, no way this isn't total horseshit.
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
And then they move on to "putting them out of their misery." They loooove their eugenics.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
And they're framing it so that those who have autistic children should be seen as morally failed, that it's a preventable 'choice'.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 23/09/2025
Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hope he didn't use an autopen
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It's allllll a grift.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
By labellesophie.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Listening to these bone-ignorant old dimfucks spread harebrained lies about Tylenol gives me an Excedrin headache, y'all
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