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Julie Lynn

@bellafortunate.bsky.social
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Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate. Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze. I fucking hate AI.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If you're not a sadistic stunted fascist but want dignity & freedom for all This is toward you
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They knew. Of course.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Look at this fucking boob
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past? What a soulless ass
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
FYI
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure. You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
By labellesophie.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Listening to these bone-ignorant old dimfucks spread harebrained lies about Tylenol gives me an Excedrin headache, y'all
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
PUTTINONNARITZ!
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
And... did we... errrr... dodge a bullet?
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Oops. Who done it:
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The Right reacts to Charlie Kirk's murder before we knew anything about who had done it.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I found the Russian bot spreading misinformation and stoking violence
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA stop loving evil people so much dang
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I vehemently disagree w/this viewpoint, because once you view anyone as expendable & 'the price you pay', I guarantee you that YOU are that expendable price to someone else That said, we wouldn't continue to be in these horrific situations if these ppl didn't fetishize guns over valuing human lives
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Me at the end of every day Also me at the beginning of every day
An antique doll with messed up hair and crazy rolled-back eyes
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." --Donald Trump
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This tweet isn't stupidity; it's cunning propaganda and brainwashing.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Well at least the DC area billionaire pedophiles finally have someplace convenient to "steal people" from
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
RFK Jr is a human jerky ballsack
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
There was a man on whose head lay A wig he thought fooled 'cos was grey All inward groaned, "Ugh! Would you LOOK at that rug!" And they glared like there'd be hell toupee
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Homonyms will be the death of society
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It's smug right-wing billionaire douche Charles Munger Jr., who funds anti-choice/women's healthcare, anti-LGBTQI+ & conversion therapy causes. He likes to project a folksy scientist image but he's another soulless Trump-supporting ultra-rich elite who thinks he should get to control the masses.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Californians: wonder who's behind this mailer you got? Read on. 🧵
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I KNOW MORE ABOUT GRASS THAN ANY HUMAN BEING ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Uh-oh, I think Don Jr. just discovered there are no barrels of crack at Cracker Barrel
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I'm dying here 💀
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
How it started/how it ended
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
What in the name of sentimental Americana....? 🤨
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
SORRY, I'M JUST CHOKING ON YOUR PLENTIFUL JIZZ, POOTY
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The only naked women this man has seen have been embalmed
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