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What Would Jasta Do?

@beingexemplary.bsky.social
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Hatebreed enthusiast. Orioles fan. The straight edge. No kingdoms, no kings. What I have in my heart, I'll take to my grave thisismyend.bandcamp.com

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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 4h
What did Adley do that he's cursed to never win a postseason game?
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 10h
DoorDash customer service is almost as useless as FedEx
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite thing about Chris Sale is that guy who once cut up uniforms he didn’t like, who still touches 100 at 37 years old, who looks like he was just rescued from a remote mountain cabin, adorned in bear hide & mad at being found …routinely makes a body shape reminiscent of Stuart from MadTV
No idea how to describe this???? Ok uhhh let’s see… he just threw a pitch (it was 100mph btw) and is balancing on his right foot with his left foot and left arm strewn behind him as if  to say LOOKWHATICANDO
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
I just love that stepping on shit feeling
An AliExpress page for some green insoles that claim to give you a 'stepping on shit feeling'.
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should be putting team owners into woodchippers with the private equity assholes going first.
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vince Carter Olympic dunk here
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why do so many of my friends date hobosexuals
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know this pants shitting kid touching rapist thinks he looks like a hard ass here
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever the fuck that Trump propaganda commercial was that just aired during the Commanders game is the biggest load of horseshit I've ever seen. You don't look tough, you pathetic old dickhead
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it happens after dinner is it a nap or is it a sparkling early bedtime?
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My god, the Orioles subreddit is filled with the dumbest fans.
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why was Rece Hinds hitting when CES, Gunnar, and Cowser are available
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pretty good
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pete Alonso might have 50 after this double header
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess we need a Baltimore pope next. Since Chicago pope has both teams in the postseason
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete Alonso will not go quietly into that good night
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got banned for the Orioles subreddit for telling some whiny boomer to shut the fuck up. NO RAGERTS
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete gets it more than any Oriole since Adam Jones.
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Cobert Mayonnaise Emo Phase @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate the Blue Jays and their compatriots at the MLB Umpire Association so much, so much, worst thing about Canada, a place that notably includes, Alberta.
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Way too late for a play to be reviewed. What the fuck is this
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've spent $11 in much dumber ways
Pete Alonso
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's evil brunettes with glasses for me, so, yes, I believe I could fix Lauren Boebert
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to have Culver's and Cookout in a couple weeks and that will be a highlight of the trip.
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dad decided to grab cheap tickets to game 1, so off to Baltimore we shall go
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The two hour nap I took earlier is really fucking up my sleep tonight
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What if they just let Pete be the manager
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I prefer him dying on the toilet mid twitter posting spree
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck off, Garrett Mitchell
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Aggies losing to Kentucky at home is the equivalent of the US losing to Iran. What sort of genius could pull both off? bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look I'm not proud of it, but I understand why someone would be into Lisa Loeb's Wario
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, with Blaze and Jackson on the IL...
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coby Mayo is going to hit one through the wall one day
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good point, me from 2 days ago. Pete rules.
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
skip the trial, put them in woodchippers feet first
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Since Josh Allen has carried my fantasy teams for the last 5 years, it was only right to buy his jersey
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you.
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Sting's Fiery Championship Entrance
Alt: Sting's Fiery Championship Entrance
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey ESPN, show the players on the field, I do not give a solitary fuck about in game manager interviewa
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
COBY MAYO GO-AHEAD INSIDE-THE-PARK HOMER! 😳
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love Pete Alonso
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ohio? Watch out Kentucky
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Alive-ish
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At my nephew's football game, they're doing pretty good, I think. (They have the 38)
JV football scoreboard showing the home team 38 and the visitors 0
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shout out whoever at Fox Sports used Refused for that Eagles/Commanders video package
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Water admits being wet
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dublin Instagram is popping off today
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What Would Jasta Do? @beingexemplary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Overrated* Stealing signs has been part of baseball since they started using them, and the bitch ass Yankees were doing the same thing.
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