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Beijing Noodle

@beijingnoodle.bsky.social
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25, hobby writer. I am too deep into the fandoms to ever leave. I will mostly post about Arthurian legend and Star Wars

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"In 2020, there were only six programs in the U.S. that sent unarmed responders, such as mental health clinicians, to certain 911 calls instead of police officers. Now, these programs — sometimes called alternative or community response — are in nearly 100 cities." www.npr.org/2026/09/22/n...
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How unarmed 911 teams are reshaping public safety in nearly 100 cities
Alternative response programs, where mental health clinicians respond to 911 calls instead of police, have proliferated since George Floyd's murder. What does it take to do this work well?
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Ferio🔜PRGE @feriowind.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
wanted to draw at least one thing for mermay... plesiosaurus inspired :y #mermay #art
strange mermaid creature inspired by the plesiosaurus. it has a long neck and an eerie humanoid face with large place eyes. it's hands are flipper like with claw tips, and it's lower half has 4 flippers and a broad tail like that of the plesiosaurus
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꧁ Lehanan Aida ꧂ @lehyscraps.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 21/03/2026
The godless eldritch horror screeches his ululating call to the rain slicked gun metal sky. A million windows shatter. His batting eyes down helicopters. The uhf hum of his bow tie empties stomachs for a mile. Quatermass weeps, then, throat hoarse, issues the command. ‘Blobby blobby blobby’
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This is making the rounds uncredited once again, so... 🤷‍♀️
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 16/02/2026
Hey @ephemerawoman.bsky.social it was you who recommended Ren to me wasn’t it? Because I just listened to Vincent’s Tale and holy shit
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Melody 🦋 @coffeemarbles.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I wish to hold him… 🥺 #LiesofP #LiesofPfanart
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Chrissa B @chrissabug.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Death of Baldr, god of light Blessed winter solstice, darkest day of the year
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❤️‍🔥🔞BEABS AND NUTS🔞❤️‍🔥 @carnemancy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
touch starved 🪶
two sequential images of eli (offscreen) running his hand up cromm’s back, with cromm arching and flexing his feathers into the touch
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 19/11/2025
and indie artists and sex workers are getting crucified for existing
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 19/11/2025
i too am in the fieren mines so to speak
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🔞 Callipygous Licorne @miorjah.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Puritanism
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bettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com · 16/11/2025
The presidency, governorships, and mayors' offices are not entry-level positions.
Norman Rockwell's classic painting of a guy standing and speaking at a town meeting
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 16/11/2025
there's a lot of amazing symbolism in Frankenstein including the creature's growl, which he did because it's really horny
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 16/11/2025
I did in fact write to wacom telling them that asking me to use a toothpick to draw is offensive and they can't keep Apple-fying their pens at the expense of my joints and ligaments Like are they making tools for artists or not
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Me: *seeing a fictional male character* Me: I want to see him get pregnant
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Star ✨ @starultima.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The return of this Thanzag kiss 💜❤️‍🔥 #thanzag #hadesgame #thanatos #zagreus
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I need more survival/prepper things to come in pink
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin. How times change.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 03/11/2025
Tell Mastercard and Visa about this. When you call tell them you're going to petition your bank to switch. Doesn't matter how much you think they would. It happened.
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I will still never understand why my family when I started dating an autistic guy when I was eighteen thought it was at all normal to say “it’s kind of like your dating your brother” just because my brother is also autistic. I very quickly broke up with that poor guy because they made it so awful
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ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
a screen shot of an email that says: 

Hi Ace,

There are 1600 food pantries in Palm Beach County. There are meals on wheels. There are a lot of resources. I don’t need crackheads outside at 2 AM getting food from your little pantry and making all kinds of noise on the corner and people dropping off unappropriate food items That bring rats and roaches into the neighborhood. Food pantries make sure all their food is not expired and is up to code. Also people dropping off all kinds of broken items and things like that. Go work at a soup kitchen if you want to help people or do something else and stop putting Black Lives Matter signs and defund the police all lives matter and we need the police we all need order in this world. Not to be mean or condescending, but that little food pantry it needs to go.

Amy
Sent from my iPhone
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Jamie Bear 🐻 @jamiebear.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The wind is around 15 mph right now.
A fox in the snow with wind blowing its ears and fur back captioned it fucken wimdy
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 31/10/2025
We won
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween from Leon and Bishop!!! Leon is wondering why his spacesuit is different... 🤔 #leonskennedy
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Arthurian tropes I cannot stand: Courtly Love Random person in King Arthur’s Court Who Is The Mysterious Black Knight!?! [Its Lancelot] Guenivere is such an awful woman UWU Any of the knights forcing themselves on anyone and it being okay narratively [WHO LET THE FRENCH BACK IN THE HOUSE!?!]
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 30/10/2025
‘Pontypool, my Pontypool!’ Pontypool might be the thing I love the most about horror. I’ve encountered it in four formats and two countries and loved all of them.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 29/10/2025
Let's keep showing them how profoundly irritating we can be, because they have an easy out. It's right there!
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Re: Frankenstein | Re: Dracula | Re: Carmilla @redracula.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
4 days left to support this audio drama adaptation of Frankenstein with an award-winning trans cast! Find out more at igg.me/at/refrank!
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Rather than killing his dad Kylo Ren gets captured and put in the Millennium Falcon’s cargo hold. Finn keeps arguing that they need to interrogate him, Rey argues they need to tie him up before he uses the force to bust down the door. Han tells them that Kylo knows better and to leave him to Leia
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Arthur is upset when he finds Guinevere and Lancelot together. Not because his wife cheated on him with his best friend, but because he wasn’t invited
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 16/10/2025
its legit crazy how good season 3 is 😭
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Taylor Joan Carlson @teejcarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 06/10/2025
Hey @sennydreadful.bsky.social !
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Tiffany Babb @ NYCC @explodingarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If you have two minutes free right now, call Netflix and leave a comment in support of this programming and ask them to stand up for their shows against political pressure. Phone number is 1-866-952-4456, and I waited less than a minute before a human picked up.
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Lark & Wren @lark-wren.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I designed a horse!! Specifically...a unicorn! Twins! I'd like these designs to go to a good home, meaning they're up for sale! However, I have no idea what to price them--so they're up for offers! Nothing under $250USD please. Comment or DM! Comes with large, 300DPI print sized file as well!
an illustration featuring two identical unicorns facing one another. The unicorn on the left is black and gold, with a slight rainbow effect across its fur. The unicorn on the right is white and copper with patina and a slight rainbow effect across its fur.
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Zachary Berger @zacharyberger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Friends (esp if you live in CA) we REALLY need signatures on this petition supporting Bill AB412 - the AI Copyright Transparency Act. TLDR = this will require AI corps to be transparent about what is in their datasets! Signing takes 1 min. Once you sign, PLEASE SHARE!! tinyurl.com/4uxbp963
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
apparently that crop was not, in fact, the best i could do for tumblr
screenshot of a post flagged by tumblr with the text "this crop is genuinely the best i can do for the gratuitous ball slappage page"
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Dewdlepies @dewdlepies.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
What if they were Tieflings???
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This feels relevant for the Knights of Guinevere drama this week
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Oliviamancer @oliviamancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Yo, I'm doing a Castlevania episode for Loud Equals Funny! If you've ever played a Castlevania game, please fill out this survey, and we'll go over the results when we record! forms.gle/R8vM8XB2JD8z...
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The Loud Equals Funny Castlevania Survey™
A pulse check on the general audience's take on every Castlevania game. Except the ones that don't matter. This survey should take less than 10 minutes to complete. Autosave is on. One submission per...
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I would like to just lie in my bed and wake up as a fictional character in a book. Not one of mine though
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Beijing Noodle @beijingnoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. Arthurian Legends and how Arthur’s rise and fall parallels that of his son Mordred 2. Star Wars 3. The entire plot of Wurthering Heights and how it wouldn’t have happened if half the cast went to therapy
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