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B3Gi11z

@begillz.bsky.social
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Anti-virus, Pro-HEPA, N95 wearer, Vibe Salter, Sci-fi fan.

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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Perfection.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tom Hardy: That's Hot!
Alt: Tom Hardy: That's Hot!
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holding paws is the best.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"THEN ONLY BUY PLAIN YOGURT, MOTHER."
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Raygun's Olympic Breakdancing Floor Routine
Alt: Australian Olympic "breakdancer" Raygun doing what looks like floor toe touches.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Better breakdancer than Raygun.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please, sir, can I have some kale.
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Boy Asks for More Soup
Alt: Oliver Twist holds up his bowl asking, "please, sir, can I have some more."
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oprah approves.
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Oprah Winfrey: I Have Bread Every Day
Alt: Oprah saying, "I love bread. I don't deny myself bread. I have bread every day."
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's just a pup to the left. And a step to the right!
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Long9/11 was all in their heads.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm currently watching him in Master & Commander.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dog's 'Ew' Reaction
Alt: Golden retriever with disgusted look on their face moving away from a human hand trying to pet them.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tiny Squeaky Frog! From the makers of Tiny Squeaky Bear.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No donkey would befriend that mf-er.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
💯
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
World's biggest mlem. World's fastest poop. Pierro is crushing the dogcathelon.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🏆🥇
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Any CC folks have info on what the best flu shot is this year?
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mike Wokeabee
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tell me more...
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
'sup fools.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Go figure. www.cidrap.umn.edu/misc-emergin...
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Three fourths of adults have hidden infectious illness to work, travel, or socialize, surveys suggest
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is amazing.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💯
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💩🫡
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mamma mia, Pappa pia, America's got the diarrhea. (Imagine this bit 4 weeks ago)
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pierro, probably.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the ideal male form.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Only that level of unhinged horniness can heal you.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm very sorry for your loss, Caridad. My condolences to you and your family.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Orson Welles' Iconic Slow Clap
ALT: Orson Welles' Iconic Slow Clap
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No lie. I almost sent you that clip.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I wonder if he's having flying dreams?
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(Logs into Kalshi)
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Bearish Bear Holding Money: Take My Money Meme
ALT: Bearish Bear Holding Money: Take My Money Meme
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And you've got such a long way to go...
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thin Mints and Samoas are a cut above. Everything else, meh.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
💯
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Same.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Hamilton: King George III - You'll Be Back
Alt: Hamilton: King George III - You'll Be Back
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Jimothy, The Rizzler, and the E Street Shuffle.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Same.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Less A.I. More DungCam!!!💩💩💩
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 16/07/2026
The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On the bright side, given <<everything>> your chances of getting scarlet fever are now quite good.
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
BURSTING WITH DREAMS!
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Diarrhera?
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B3Gi11z @begillz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
America is in its explosive diarrhea era.
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