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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

now i can finally stop feeling guilty about our Highest Tier and our Second Highest Tier being functionally identical 🥲

Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Welcome to Lucy's Bookmobile! An exclusive blog for our top Patreon tier, where your local librarian writes about topics we didn't have time to cover. This month, she's writing about three women from Disco Elysium: Lilienne, the Paledriver, and Marianne, aka The Pigs www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...

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Lucy's Bookmobile: Disco Elysium's Empty Vessels | Be Gay Solve Crimes

Hello all you beautiful lovely loyal Napoleons of Crime, and welcome to Lucy's Bookmobile! Available exclusively to our highest Patreon supp

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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh you betcha

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

aw jeez

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

she is everything to me

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BONUS EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a trip to scandinavia brackets american for some more cold fuzz. It’s the Coen brothers’ classic Fargo (1996)! www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...

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[BONUS] Episode P - Fargo (1996) | Be Gay Solve Crimes

You asked one question: Are the Be Gay Solve Crimes girlies ever going to cover a Coen brothers film? And after all this time, we finally a

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

how it feels to chew 5 gum

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

how it feels to be a sensitive young punch bowl

inspector clouseau dressed as a knight in shining armour, while a pantomime zebra drinks from a punch bowl behind him

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🎵SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLLLLL🎶

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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hällo, are ju rädy to be säd?

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

BONUS EPISODE - It's Scandi-week here on Be Gay Solve Crimes, so we're off to Norway for the film so Norse they made it Tworce, it's the 1997 Scandinavian noir, Insomnia! Available now on Patreon (+ RSS feed, obvs) www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...

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[BONUS] Episode O - Insomnia (1997) | Be Gay Solve Crimes

It's Scandi Week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, and so we're catching a red-eye flight above the Arctic circle to the city that never sleeps (Norwe

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

can i interest you all in some Psychic Damage this fine evening?

the simpsons official tie in version of cluedo, featuring Homer as Mr Green, Marge as Mrs Peacock, Krusty as Colonel Mustard, Lisa as Miss Scarlett, Bart as Professor Plum, and YUP. WAYLON SMITHERS AS MRS WHITE, COMPLETE WITH FRENCH MAID OUTFIT.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

it's fun how across multiple versions of cluedo there's always a noticeable redesign for The One Character The Lead Artist Was Most Down Bad For

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That Queer Skeletal Writer @falcc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

THAT'S why I always played Professor Plum? This truly is a mystery solving podcast

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

pre-everything vs 3 years HRT

professor plum from the board game cluedo, looking so much like me pre-everything that it's actually uncanny

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

FLAMES. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes we’re joined once again by the incredible @victoriascott.bsky.social to pay our respects to the late great Tim Curry by watching Clue (1985), the best and possibly only board game to movie adaptation we’ve ever heard of www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...

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Episode 15 - Clue (1985) featuring Victoria Scott! | Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adapta

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

PSA: for those still unaware, since literally episode one of this podcast, paid subscribers have been able to add the Bonus Feed to whichever podcast app you prefer by simply pressing the ••• button and then tapping “Listen In App” or “Add To Podcast App” to generate your own custom RSS feed! 💛

massive cartoon hands pointing to the very large very noticeable “Add To Podcast App” button that even as little as a cursory google of “how to generate a custom RSS Feed on patreon” would’ve directed anyone to immediately

even more cartoon hands showing the next step in this Two (2) Step Process

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

we’ve done three tv shows so far and plan to do more

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

this is what dysphoria tells me i look like

frank drebin in The Naked Gun in a messy red lip from eating candy

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

BONUS EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we set out to prove that women and detectives DO mix, and who better to prove that than Police Squad’s very own Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun (1988)! Available now on Patreon www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...

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[BONUS] Episode N - The Naked Gun (1988) | Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're taking what will be the first of many looks at Lt. Frank Drebin to prove that cops and women DO mix,

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i bet it feels good as hell to get forcibly taken off the case for being too emotionally invested in it

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this mustn’t register on an emotional level

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

hard boiled egg (sam spade), softboy egg (philip marlowe), pickled egg (hank quinlan), century egg (Zhang), scrambled egg (Harry du Bois), tea stained egg (patrick jane), eggs benedict (guess), poached egg (Vidocq), scotch egg (rebus), omelette (maigret)

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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 02/09/2026

a) one of my favorite movies of all time. hell yes! b) sniped my pre-transition self more times than i thought was physically possible phenomenal episode

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

listen to be gay solve crimes 🔫🔫🔫

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Nat Hubbell @nathubbell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My husband and I absolutely started binging Columbo because of BGSC

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

director: hey did you manage to find the living embodiment of the Knight Errant spirit for our detective movie? casting director: sure did, boss, real sexy just like you asked

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we develop an inadvisable workplace crush on Elliot Gould’s Philip Marlowe in the 1970s sunshine noir classic The Long Goodbye! Available now! www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...

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Episode 14 - The Long Goodbye (1973) | Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're going back to 1970s Los Angeles if you can imagine such a thing. It's the Raymond Chandler classic T

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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 26/08/2026

Hell yeah, Harry Dubois brackets Chinese.

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO EXPERIENCE MY FAVOURITE MISERABLE FILMS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT NOW LOCK THE FUCK IN

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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You will enjoy cold Chinese sadness amd you will post about!!

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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

BONUS EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we check out the neo-noir cult classic, Black Coal Thin Ice. Welcome to The Century (Chinese). Available now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...