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beezelbee 👽💜

@beezelbee.bsky.social
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she/her • 33 • Minnesota crafter, gamer, writer, cat lady, music lover, manic pixie shit poster

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't know which deity I pissed off enough to make me wake up with Numa Numa stuck in my head, but if someone could help me figure out how many virgins I need to sacrifice in order to appease them, that'd be great
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Sara~✨ @msmaddhatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Special Edition Hardcover and Limited Edition Paperback book boxes are now available for pre-order for everyone! cerosuniverse.com/pages/agoc-b...
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The author and naturalist Annie Dillard once wrote about an eagle found with a weasel's skull embedded in its neck. She suggested we should all "live like weasels": bite into the neck of something meaningful to us, then go wherever it takes us.
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Paul Robalino @paulrobalino.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This pork chop is so panko coated
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
not now, babe, I'm busy manifesting a Vana & CORPSE collab
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@letsgameitout.tv I don't have a goatse meme to send you, but please know that the idea to send you one popped into my head and I was sad that I didn't have one to do it with
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
NEW VINYL DAYYYYYYY feat. the Decade Edition of Badlands by @halsey.bsky.social 💙💕
the jacket of Halsey's album, Badlands (the Decade Edition), featuring a stylized desert landscape in blue and peach tones.a vinyl record of Halsey's album Badlands (Decade Edition). the vinyl is made out of a very light, somewhat translucent blue with white marbling.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
they do have a tendency to look like baked potatoes, some of them are just cute baked potatoes
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
this might be what actually gets me to open the game for the first time in months :' )
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
me when baby humans: aw, that's cute 🙂 me when baby animals: I AM GOING TO IMPLODE FROM HOW CUTE THIS CREATURE IS, MY HEART LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT 😭💕
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You sure about this, Google?
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
especially as a first impression to your company/product?? like, I genuinely considered going and cancelling my order after getting these, and it's definitely going to end up being a factor on if I keep the product/buy more. a product has to be REALLY good to get me to put up with bullshit like this
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
this is an absolutely unhinged number of emails to have received after ordering a SINGLE SAMPLE of a product
a screenshot of beezelbee's email inbox with 6 unread messages from the same makeup company, Il Makiage, at 10:21 am, 10:23 am, 10:23am (again), 10:24 am, 10:24 am (again), and 11:22am.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
AO3 go more than 1 week without uptime issues challenge (level: impossible)
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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme.com · 28/07/2025
On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I really gotta stop adding memes to my daily mood check ins
a screenshot of a notification from the app Daylio that reads "New Memories - 1 year ago." below the text is the preview of an image of Withers from Baldur’s Gate 3 edited to have red sclera (as if he is high) and holding out a fat blunt.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
this post brought to you by THREE recent tour announcements in a row that I was waiting for that skipped Minneapolis/St. Paul, and then a fourth show that I would DIE to go to but the tickets are through TicketMaster and I WON'T do that
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
the second worst feeling ever is finding out that a band you like announcing a tour but they're not coming to your city the first worst is finding out that they ARE coming to your city, but the tickets are through fucking TicketMaster
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I haven't even *opened* the Sims since April, which I think means I'm right on schedule to attempt to clean up my mods folder, give up about 15 minutes in and just rage delete it (or rage "move it to a backup folder"), and just start a new vanilla save instead
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
also I can't believe how long it took me to discover the absolute BAKERY on the female Dwarf model, good LORD 🎂
a screenshot of the character customization screen in Baldur’s Gate 3, showing a naked female Dwarf facing away from the camera, displaying her beautiful, absolutely bonkers badonk.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I've been d e e p in the BG3 Brain Rot lately and have fallen into the deepend with builds and speedruns and honour mode runs so I'm actually seriously attempting my own HM run, and naturally my Durge, Dame Dairy, needs the GOAT, Momma Milkers, to guide her through it all :' )
a screenshot of beezelbee's latest character in Baldur's Gate 3, a drow woman named Dame Dairy. Dame has white hair, stone grey skin, white eyes, and wears a red halter dress with enhanced booba.a screenshot of Morgana Evelyn's evergreen Baldur's Gate 3 character, Mommy Milkers, but shown in the Dream Guardian customization screen instead of the player character customization screen.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
oh god I'm so behind on Theo and Fritz and I CANNOT WAIT to catch up now 🥹💕
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
and look, I get it!! they're pretty and fun, and I used to really like going to see them. but my fleeting enjoyment is not more important than the comfort and safety of my family, my friends, and my community. I'd rather spend the day with people I love than see half and hour of loud sky glitter.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
fuck fireworks. there are so many other ways to observe the 4th without them.
why you just shouldn't set off fireworks for fuck's sake:
 • triggering combat vets with PTSD (the irony of this one is why it's the first one I'm listing)
 • triggering for other people with combat/gun related trauma
 • disruptive and dangerous for local wildlife
 • disruptive and upsetting for pets, young children, and easily overstimulayed people in your neighborhood
• the air quality in most of the country is already dangerously bad
• usually made from non-renewable and non-recyclable materialsthings you can do instead to celebrate America if that's really important to you:
• participate in local politics, engaging with the very democratic ideals that this country was founded on
• donate to organizations supporting veterans and their families, like the Wounded Warrior project
• organize a group of family, friends, or coworkers to do a volunteer activity with
• visit one of the country's 2,474 official state parks and take in the beauty of the land we're on
• find out which indigenous tribes native are to your area and learn about their history and culture
• watch a movie, read a book, or listen to a podcast about a topic in American history that interests you but you don't know much about
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm still angry about this tbh, like they didn't even fucking TRY in The Mummy Returns, they were just like "idk put her in a cardigan I guess" and called it a day
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
🎶 NEW VINYL DAY NEW VINYL DAY 🎶 feat. the soundtracks for Ghost Song (@mattwhitedev.bsky.social) and Dorfromantik (@toukana.bsky.social), via @blackscreenrecords.com 🎧
the vinyl record jacket of the Dorfromantik soundtrack, featuring game art of a charming red windmill in idyllic field under a beautiful blue sky.the vinyl record of the Dorfromantik soundtrack; the record is colored in three horizontal sections of teal, light pink, and sky blue.the vinyl jacket of the Ghost Song soundtrack, featuring game art of the main protagonist, Blue, kneeling on the ground in front of a pastel pink and purple sky.the vinyl record of the Ghost Song soundtrack; the vinyl is a rich, solid, dark eggplant color.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
baaaaaby shark da ba dee da ba die
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
this is it, I've peaked. I will never be so lucky again. 😭 #scheduleone
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
the difference in the amount of effort put in to making Rachel Weisz's costumes period appropriate between The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001) is so baffling
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
RTO fucking blows and has seriously disrupted my life, BUT it has given me an excuse to dress pretty cute three days a week
a mirror selfie of beezelbee, a white cis woman in her 30s. her brown hair is in braided pigtails. she wears a purple plaid flannel shirt under a black sweater vest and blue jeans.a mirror selfie of beezelbee, a white cis woman in her 30s. her brown hair is down and straightened. she wears a black button up under a bulky mustard yellow sweater vest, with a black floral bow tie and a black skirt.a mirror selfie of beezelbee, a white cis woman in her 30s. her brown hair is pulled back. she wears a light purple button up under a black sweater vest with a grey cardigan and a dark purple neck tie. she also wears blue jeans and light purple sneakers.a selfie of beezelbee, a white cis woman in her 30s. her brown hair is pulled back. she wears a white button up shirt under a yellow sweater vest and black blazer with a black neck tie patterned with cats.
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The Binamic Duo @thebinamicduo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
We're live for day 5 of our subathon!! Nomi's gonna be playing Kena bridge of spirits and then we'll be playing some Zomboid later with @beezelbee.bsky.social Come hang out we'd love to see your nameface in chat! www.twitch.tv/the_binamic_...
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rainy ٠࣪🪐⭑.ᐟ @rainyisbaby.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
tbh now that I've gotten used to being back in the office, that part isn't that bad. and for some reason the traffic for my morning commute isn't bad either, plus I can get coffee. but at 4:30pm I want to be literally anywhere other than in my car, on the interstate, at a FULL GOD DAMN STOP.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
look, I know there are more pressing things to be upset about and that the complaint I'm about to lodge is peak privilege but oh my fucking GOD I hate commuting so much!! being done with work used to just be closing my laptop but now it's a 40min drive in shit traffic and it GIVES! ME! A! HEADACHE!
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"Even a wounded world is feeding us. Even a wounded world holds us, giving us moments of wonder and joy. I choose joy over despair. Not because I have my head in the sand, but because joy is what the earth gives me daily and I must return the gift." (Robin Wall Kimmerer, Braiding Sweetgrass)
Mr Lover, a handsome orange and white tabby cat, standing outside and wearing a blue harness. He looks outwards and upwards, his amber eyes wide and pupils small. His ears and whiskers point in the same direction, and his mouth is very slightly open.
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3ccentric @thereal3ccentric.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
being alive is just so unfathomably cool cant believe im about to go for a trot around the block. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE BLOCK TO EXPLORE WITH SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? every dang day we are blessed with this. wow
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Smooti Boo Tooti @smooti.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sorry but if my autistic special interest for literal decades ass can let go of the terf boy wizard, then you can too. There’s other stories out there that have whatever it is you get out of that story. I promise
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
stream may be over, but I'm leaving the campaign up through the end of It's Our Business (04/15) - if we hit our goal, I'll still honor the milestone rewards! 💙 tiltify.com/@beezelbee/i...
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Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
a HUGE thanks to folks that donated, set my sim on fire, shared the stream link, and just generally hung out while I streamed for twice as long as I normally while a smidge low on spoons. I love y'all and I love getting to Gremlin for Good™ 💙
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a white cat is surrounded by red hearts
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I forgot to post on here earlier when I went live, but I'M STILL GOIN' raising money for National Children's Alliance! 💙🐝 we are HALFWAY to our overall goal - next milestones unluck Burger as a burger and Toilet Eyes stickers, and goal milestone is a cat ear crafting stream 😽 twitch.tv/beezelbee 💜
beezelbee in portrait, looking to the side with a vaguely concerned expression. sue uas multiple glittery cat tattoos and several googly eyes on her face, and is wearing bright teal lipstick and a bee kigurmui.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
it was a trap 😭
beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, on his back on a blue rug in a blissful patch of morning sunshine, curled up to attack beeze's hand outstretched to give him the belly rubs he'd clearly been requesting before the photo was taken. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings and bright orange eyes.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
every morning on in office days I say "I'm not gonna sit on the couch scrolling until the last minute, I'm gonna workout and take my time getting ready and leave on time" and then I sit on the couch scrolling until the last minute
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
floof
beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, laying on his back on a blue rug in a patch of morning sunshine with his back legs stretched out and his front paws curled up, floofy belly exposed. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings and bright orange eyes; he still has his winter coat and is therefor especially floofy.
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
tbh this is less "my account" and more just "my entire existence"
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beezelbee 👽💜 @beezelbee.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
advertise your account with one image:
four panel comic. first panel: the bird is writing on a chalkboard in a science lab. second panel: the same bird holding a dropper of orange liquid over a beaker of green liquid. third panel: the bird holding the beaker and saying "it appears my hypothesis was correct." fourth panel: a sheet of paper that says: "hypothesis: I have no idea what I'm doing?"
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