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The Prince II: The Princening

@beetle-prince.bsky.social
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OJ | 26 | He/Him | Gay | Autistic | Poly + Taken Got unceremoniously, randomly locked out of my profile on the other app last month for no reason, so now I'm setting up shop over here. If you see anyone around who's wondering where I went - I'm here!

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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plot twist it's the same feedee just before and after food is introduced into the situation because they zone out at so much as the rustle of a snack cake wrapper and won't come back to themselves until there's nothing left to eat in front of them
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omgggg Hope you like it!!
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I, for one, welcome our new gelatinous overlords
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My brain just took a screenshot because holy moly you short-circuited me
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THANK YOUU I just love the idea of some uppity cloistered quasi-immortal being having to be confronted with the concepts of deep-frying, chocolate, soda, ice cream, etc & having to simultaneously balance his desire to eat it all at once and seethe with rage that his society didn't invent any of it
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
POV: You're a modern-day human explaining the concept of fast food to a horrendously spoiled, gluttonous elven concubine who last tasted human food in the 8th century and thought that butter-basted meat was a hedonistically insane concept (he's seething with jealousy but too horngry to express it)
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benji @surfchub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all blond men must get fat (myself included)
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
By the time you get back out to try again, the tunnel has gotten a quarter-mile longer already and the reference images are even MORE out of date
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The kitchen gets cramped and hot enough without a drooling food disposal blob taking up half (and rapidly more) of it, but neither of 'em are willing to stop feeding him, so whose really gonna complain?
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Born in 2000 here I distinctly remember that there used to be enough snow in the winter to regularly get at least 1 week off school every year until I was about 12 or 13 I've lived in the exact same area my entire life and haven't seen any snow at all since 2016
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can pry that mute, sweet, bug collecting, noodle armed, wannabe sumo wrestler, therian goat herder Tragically Young Chosen One(tm) out of my cold dead hands
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The most luscious locks of all
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Noodle @naughtynoodle056.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sorry this took forever oh my goddd BUT! I present more Jay WG content cuz he's gotten off too easy for too long Also a nice way of presenting who I ship him with xD #malefeedee #malegainer #feedism #stuffingkink #bloatedbelly
Jay, resting his hand on a prominent gurgling potbelly, thinking to himself: I love my new friends, but... I feel like everybody is trying to fatten me up...

[cut to the first time Jay met the gang. He is very thin in his first appearance]
Marino (in his head): I can Fix Him
Leo (in his head): Heh, what a beanpole
Dee (out loud): It’s nice to meet you, Jason!
Shay (in her head): He sure is cute, if a bit lanky.
Jay: It started off normally enough. Even if I got the vibe they were thinking more than they were letting on…
 
[cut to another day where Leo and Jay are seated at a booth in a burger restaurant.
Jay gestures down towards the food and asks in disbelief: Wait a second, you think that I can eat all of this?!
Leo, visibly intrigued, replies “Of course you can! Don’t sell yourself short, beanpole.”
Cut to the near future and Jay is gesturing to a blossoming pooch. He remarks to Marino 
“You are just as bad of an influence as Leo is. And Leo tricked me into an eating contest, once.”
“God forbid a man make sure his twin isn’t starvin’.. You should be thanking me.” A smug and slightly bellied Marino replies.

Jay lets his imagination get the best of him as the gang crowds around him, all of them holding food, whilst thinking to himself
“Maybe I’m just reading too far into their kindness…right?”Jay, resting his hand on a prominent gurgling potbelly, thinking to himself: I love my new friends, but... I feel like everybody is trying to fatten me up...

[cut to the first time Jay met the gang]
Marino (in his head): I can Fix Him
Leo (in his head): Heh, what a beanpole
Dee (out loud): It’s nice to meet you, Jason!
Shay (in her head): He sure is cute, if a bit lanky.
Jay: It started off normally enough. Even if I got the vibe they were thinking more than they were letting on…
 
[cut to another day where Leo and Jay are seated at a booth in a burger restaurant.
Jay gestures down towards the food and asks in disbelief: Wait a second, you think that I can eat all of this?!
Leo, visibly intrigued, replies “Of course you can! Don’t sell yourself short, beanpole.”

Cut to the near future and Jay is gesturing to a blossoming pooch. He remarks to Marino 
“You are just as bad of an influence as Leo is. And Leo tricked me into an eating contest, once.”
“God forbid a man make sure his twin isn’t starvin’.. You should be thanking me.” A smug and slightly bellied Marino replies.

Jay lets his imagination get the best of him as the gang crowds around him, all of them holding food, whilst thinking to himself
“Maybe I’m just reading too far into their kindness…right?”
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BITING GRABBING SQUEEZING RAAAAAA
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I placed the order for The New Creature Bag..... Give me a few weeks and then.... Then He Will Arrive
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh I was just making fun of the comment you got BUT it's good to know that every fat husband in the CupCakeverse is a decent one!!!!! These are good men and they deserve to be fat and happy because of it
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good news: Found a new, even more ridiculous bag that's 1.5x the capacity AND my favourite animal so yay Tye only tradeoff is that this bag isn't waterproof but I now also have my big umbrella so it should be totally fine
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PAIN. PAIN AND WOE AND SUFFERING. WHY MUST WE BE CURSED WITH UNRELIABLE ITEM TRANSPORTERS
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah sure he's a hot fat dilf now but is he still an abusive father?
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never have I seen the concept of weight blindness (I.e. "im this fat all the time ans therefore I forget how fat I am) put more poetically than by this bellysome bard over here
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Flabbergasted" should mean shocked at the amount of flab on someone
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MY WORK BAG BROKE FOR THE 2ND TIME TODAY WHILE I WAS WALKING IN THE RAINNNNNNNNN Thankfully I caught her before she went into the puddle I was stepping over and she's gone to bag hospital to have her strap fixed but I'm now on the lookout for a new funky bag
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My local kebab shop, fish and chip shop, Indian restaurant AND Chinese takeout (the latter 3 of which are all on the single street I live on) know me by order, face and name and they always give me the good shit and friendly treatment whenever I go in. Don't just not care about it; own it, big man!
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY THIS WAS GOOD
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Cujii @cujicu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Hello, sexual d*gen*rate. It is is us, the media that recently pushed a black neurodivergent academic to suicide, tried enflaming public opinion into saying ADHD isnt real and actively attacks trans peoples rights weekly Would you like to talk to us on camera about your lecherous sexual activity?"
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Might just be my Despicablly Posh Accent bus I say "Bahs (pronounced like 'bus' but with an ah sound instead of an uh)-relief"
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
LARGE,,,,,,,,,
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 TsubasaCon (Charleston, WV) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
GOOGLE DOCS USES AI THAT TRAINS ON ANYTHING YOU WRITE IN IT, EVEN IF ITS A “PRIVATE” DOCUMENT. It’s now possible for users to get Google Docs’ AI to share information that is otherwise not publicly accessible, if it was written in Google Docs at some point. You CANNOT trust it w/ confidential info
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's so real. I was courteous and thanked people over text (when I finally got told what was going on ofc) but I did admittedly have a dramatic little sniffle-cry on my walk home in the rain (during which one of my shoes came off and I stepped in a puddle. It was very Teen Angst Movie(tm) coded)
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It was gonna be so atmospheric too considering the last session ended with a thunderstorm starting and IT WAS THUNDERING AND LIGHTNING-ING FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS.
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No joke that's a primo spot for any kind of sedentary hobby. Lego, puzzles, TTRPGS, even just drawing or writing would go so hard in this space I bet it's pitch black at night too. Absolutely stellar Enjoy it! You deserve a nice evening in such tranquil surroundings <3
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In hindsight, this MAY have been an overreaction brought on by my traumatic past of friendship abandonment BUT I will say that if you're gonna cancel a session a mere 2hrs before it starts, PLEASE make sure everyone in the party actually knows it before you turn your fucking phone off for a movie
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My god the view from your table is absolutely spectacular...
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don't listen to him it's a trap I've been stuck in a bellyfold since last Wednesday
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is literally the only face-to-face social interaction I have that isn't with a child, their parents, or my entirely uninterested in ttrpg boyfriend, and I guess this week it's just not happening. Won't be happening next week either, although that one could apparently be canceled ahead of time.
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wouldn't mind if it was merely canceled, that's happened before, but there's always been at least a few hours of warning. I've never been so absolutely left in the dark (and left on read when I ask if we're still playing, mind you) since my school "friends" always used to make plans without me.
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The promise of this hangout is what gets me through the week. It's literally all I think and talk about, and now it's just been taken away from me with 0 warning. I want to go home, but then I might miss the session because maybe it's starting later than normal this week and everything will be fine
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I genuinely might cry. I got all ready for my weekly DnD, like always, and walked up here excited and punctual, as always. No one is here. Nothing is happening. I've sat here, still excited and patiently waiting, in the rain for almost 45 minutes waiting like an idiot. I feel like an abandoned dog
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Even if they all turned up right now, it'd take us another 30 mins to set everything up in the space we use; we've lost at least an hour of play time now, more lost each minute I feel like the lonely little boy that ate lunch by himself again for the first time in almost a decade. I don't like it
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've been waiting outside my usual DnD spot for almost 35 minutes now. I got here early since I hustled it through the rain, no big deal, right? Except no one is here, and no one is responding to my messages asking if we're still OK to play even though we all confirmed 2 days ago that we were...
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Top 3 bodies of all time Meatball Waterbed Lowercase b
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ButterBull5XL says FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 @butterbull5xl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
c.org/S89SzCNdDj Heres a super cool petition yall should go sign cuz fuck AI and fuck Flock cameras!
c.org
Sign the Petition
Ban And Put A Stop To Unwanted AI Data Centers In The U​.​S.
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THAT BEING SAID I 100% agree that it's all really infantilising for a reason; it's designed to be humiliating + shame us into not using what we need It took working with autistic kids for me to be alright with using it at work, but I still don't use it in the wider public for that reason
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a good few stim toys, including a chewable necklace that's just shaped like a little stick man. You can get chewies in adult sizes and they tend to be quite neutral shapes, plus since they're necklaces you can wear them under a jacket or whatever is comfy for you
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is extremely dog coded to be violently ill and then immediately try and fill yourself back up because empty tummy feel bad
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sauce @bisteccy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ptolemy growing into his role (for Squeegee123)😌
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HISTORICAL FAT ART MY BELOVED
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need eyes on Meryl and Attenborough at all times
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The Prince II: The Princening @beetle-prince.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Diagnosing you with malnutrition-related hysteria and refusing to admit you're mentally capable of making your own medical decisions until you agree to never lose any weight again (by which point you're too big to live outside a medical facility anyway)
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