Biblically accurate 20something Marino would unfortunately be a smug r e d d i t a t h e i s t, wouldn't he. 😔
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![Jay, resting his hand on a prominent gurgling potbelly, thinking to himself: I love my new friends, but... I feel like everybody is trying to fatten me up...
[cut to the first time Jay met the gang. He is very thin in his first appearance]
Marino (in his head): I can Fix Him
Leo (in his head): Heh, what a beanpole
Dee (out loud): It’s nice to meet you, Jason!
Shay (in her head): He sure is cute, if a bit lanky.
Jay: It started off normally enough. Even if I got the vibe they were thinking more than they were letting on…
[cut to another day where Leo and Jay are seated at a booth in a burger restaurant.
Jay gestures down towards the food and asks in disbelief: Wait a second, you think that I can eat all of this?!
Leo, visibly intrigued, replies “Of course you can! Don’t sell yourself short, beanpole.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cxueb5hhw6akgr7hrbpqp5b7/bafkreieiwpiodfhczcozzu35c3zhrx4nwas4dqbgsz76abcgcdf4duiyku)
![Jay, resting his hand on a prominent gurgling potbelly, thinking to himself: I love my new friends, but... I feel like everybody is trying to fatten me up...
[cut to the first time Jay met the gang]
Marino (in his head): I can Fix Him
Leo (in his head): Heh, what a beanpole
Dee (out loud): It’s nice to meet you, Jason!
Shay (in her head): He sure is cute, if a bit lanky.
Jay: It started off normally enough. Even if I got the vibe they were thinking more than they were letting on…
[cut to another day where Leo and Jay are seated at a booth in a burger restaurant.
Jay gestures down towards the food and asks in disbelief: Wait a second, you think that I can eat all of this?!
Leo, visibly intrigued, replies “Of course you can! Don’t sell yourself short, beanpole.”
Cut to the near future and Jay is gesturing to a blossoming pooch. He remarks to Marino
“You are just as bad of an influence as Leo is. And Leo tricked me into an eating contest, once.”
“God forbid a man make sure his twin isn’t starvin’.. You should be thanking me.” A smug and slightly bellied Marino replies.
Jay lets his imagination get the best of him as the gang crowds around him, all of them holding food, whilst thinking to himself
“Maybe I’m just reading too far into their kindness…right?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cxueb5hhw6akgr7hrbpqp5b7/bafkreibyeeqzenz6em5xvxxwlftohyg4amn55xkvfuqnwk76axnn4zqgwi)
