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Beth 🐝 Scorzato

@beescores.bsky.social
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ngl I’m still on twitter.

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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That @icbymmwt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this week: helmut berger! juliana karate! telephone call after telephone call! yes, its MAD DOG KILLER (1977) with @beescores.bsky.social icbymmwt.libsyn.com/mad-dog-kill...
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That: Mad Dog Killer (1977) feat. @beescores_
Aweeoo weeoo, we're back in Italy to get a taste of poliziotteschi, the grimy crime dramas that got us all through the years of lead! Our friend Beth scorzato returns to talk about the ferocious beast...
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Visiting friends in New York
Hat with the words “please do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Can't overstate how much a steady non-freelance job would change my entire life. I don't even need to like it. It doesn't even need to be fabulous pay, just good enough. Shit is so dire in the day-to-day to survive I can't even focus on how the nation-at-large is also fucked 🫠
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
All of my crimes will be tallied up like a lottery machine winning the jackpot as I stand in front of the gates of heaven
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Frame #66550 from S03 -E23 - Battle Bell Peppers-627676
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Back working at the theater that has a bar all week
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Big Monday Mood
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The existence of a pope in 2025 is embarrassing but I appreciate that we do sometimes get lore drops from Pedo Londo like oh they've gathered together to do the ritual of the passing of papal shoes which involves a golden staff and an italian cobbler who cannot die
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Imagine being this relaxed ever
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Wow! I can't believe I did it. I found the Worst Vape. Unreal. Got a horchata disposable from a brand I usually like, and I thought it would lean towards sweet and cinnamon. But no. They seem to have leaned into the milk aspect. It's like a savory vape.
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I want to hunt elon through a forest
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Face of a woman who did not know it was a holiday and could have slept in longer but instead is now just 20 minutes early to work.
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Bill Haders @williamhaders.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
One of my favorites
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Josh Crews @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Columbo self-portraits by Peter Falk. #art
Columbo looking down. Columbo waving and has cigar in other hand.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Do you need a Valentine? Gil Faizon will be that Valentine.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Crime on the rise in this country along with rising consumer costs. This woman just stole my eggs right off my plate!
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Morning 405 is going so good I just saw two dudes throw the car in park, turn it off, and both get out to move something into the trunk so I assume I'll be late to work.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My Lyft driver is using his GPS in the mode where it's always North and your little icon moves along it but the map doesn't move with you and while I knew that was technically a thing that was possible I have never seen anyone actually do it and it feels like psychopath behavior
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Buying a new (to me) car today and my biggest question is why is the soundtrack in the Toyota dealership all club beats.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
RIP to the realest bumper I ever had. I will miss this car so much 😔
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and take naps.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Through the teachings of God and the Bible I have learned Lightning. I have learned lightning fucking bolt.
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Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Love the 7-11 cause the guy behind the counter is never concerned with whatever this is I have going on. Fun fact: I only bought this canned coffee cause I completely forgot the entire section of 7-11 that is just coffee existed even though I, too, was in the store.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Caturday
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
While I objectively understand how rich the Asian food culture is in LA and how lucky I am to have it, there are some nights (like tonight) where I crave some NY/East Coast style Chinese food so badly I can almost taste it and it literally just doesn't exist here.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Shout-out to my neighbors who are once again being extremely patient with "she's using her half of the garage to build something" season
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Watching The Pitt and someone comes into the ER who is called the "chief rigger" at a festival who had a speaker tower come down on him and I was completely fine with my suspension of disbelief til he said he didn't want drugs cause he had to "supervise the crew at the put-in"
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Got hired to build a pretty basic prop. I can see the shape of it in my head, but every time I try and draw it to do the buying math it becomes so confusing I worry I won't deliver it right. It's essentially a box. I have made tons of boxes. This should be simple why am I like this
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Them
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Shout-out to my therapist who asked about my mug this morning and absolutely did not get why it was funny to me but pretended to anyway
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
despite my best efforts, coffee is not, in fact, food
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
what’s this? a crowdsourced spreadsheet tracking price gouging scumbag landlords in los angeles in light of the wildfires?? docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Tracking Rental Price Gouging in LA
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Once again having Big Thoughts about Billy Joel's Glass Houses, an extremely normal thing for a 36-year-old to be doing at 12:30 a.m. on a Sunday.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Everything is awful but then again look at this cat.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sleepy Sunday Boy
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Gil Faizon doesn't even know what a wildfire is. It must be nice.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 09/01/2025
"Bring me pictures of Spider-Man. sexy, sexy pictures of Spider-Man. Ones where he's throwing it back. Ones where he's busting it down, sexual style. You know the pictures I want. Bring me those pictures of Spider-Man!"
J Jonah Jameson pointing a finger
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Like so many others, I've been deeply reliant on Watch Duty the last few days, a nonprofit fire wildfire tracking service. I made a donation to their work, because I have no doubt that it has literally saved lives this week. app.watchduty.org
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Watch Duty - Wildfire Maps & Alerts
Real-time information about wildfire and firefighting efforts nearby
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"I'm leaving Facebook in protest! I'm leaving Threads in protest! I'm leaving Instagram in protest! I'm leaving X in protest! TikTok is getting banned!" GOOD. WE SHOULD LEAVE IT ALL. WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. RETURN US TO THE DAYS WHEN WE HAD NO IDEA WTF OUR FRIENDS WERE DOING UNLESS WE ASKED THEM.
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Clear break room evidence of "pizza party" condolence prize attempt (for having to be at work during a citywide emergency)
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Beth 🐝 Scorzato @beescores.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Back at the job I had to leave yesterday and we did okay for the first two and a half hours with a morning nebulizer + N95 but it wore off and now I'm back to having to take the rescue inhaler coughing so hard I just had to go heave so that's cool 😎
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