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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 4h

The Anaheim Ducks orange unis are putrid.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes it takes a nice pear (pair?) to help me cope with my commute.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I am preparing myself for the “heroic good guy with a gun” narrative from the 2A zealots.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: “Three Men and a Baby for Tax Purposes”

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I am appreciative of our friend @realnormmiller.bsky.social who took a few minutes to share some of the expertise he’s acquired over many years of covering local news. AI will never replace his kind of real world know-how.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This goofball thinks she’s a cute shit.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Started going down a dark road thinking about some rough shit that is likely to go down in the next few months. Then I ordered weed in the mail.

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Merica Fireworks Dance

ALT: Merica Fireworks Dance

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Took a nap earlier and found these two goobers waiting for me when I woke up.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Anyone have any tips for preventing / cleaning mold on your caulk?

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Kid is away at a museum sleepover tonight so the wife and I are getting our frank on by going to bed earlier than we do any other night.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I stopped. Nobody came out to rub my shoulder. I still ache.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hate when a product includes an “eco” or “efficiency” feature in the name of being good for the environment but the feature doesn’t work as intended.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Had a very well dressed, outwardly appearing prim and proper old white lady drop the longest and loudest fart while selecting tomatoes not two feet from me at the grocery store this morning and she didn’t even flinch. Just kept on doing her thing like nothing happened.

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GTA San Andreas Respect Gain

ALT: GTA San Andreas Respect Gain

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This letter was unironically sent to schools today by the US Department of Education. www.ed.gov/media/docume...

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love music but that feeling of deep connection that exists somewhere between your heart and your stomach has been largely absent from it for me for quite some time. By a series of twists and turns, Sarah McLaclan’s Fumbling Toward Ecstasy album came on this morning…and I felt it.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Two really good things happened in Boston sports tonight: 1) The Bruins won their season opener 2) Drake Maye threw 0 interceptions

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Management 101: Always bring an assortment of breakfast items to early morning meetings to encourage punctuality and demonstrate appreciation for your staff.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Call the green beans “haricots verts” and I think I could get $32 for a plate of tonight’s chicken Marsala.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just figured out that it’s not the pump but the control board that has failed on our POS Samsung washer. Just ordered a new machine to be delivered Sunday during the nor’easter. I’m sorry delivery guys.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You up early this morning spinning records on my drive to work, @sb67.bsky.social ?

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Snapped out of a daze to find myself stopped at a green light, fixed upon the last remnants of the setting sun with a single tear running down my cheek as “Good Riddance” played softly on the radio. I’ve never been worried about myself and simultaneously wanted to kick my own ass before.

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Friends: Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing - What's Wrong With Me?

ALT: Friends: Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing - What's Wrong With Me?

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Could we go apple picking next weekend?” she quips as if I have any say in the matter.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Who doesn’t enjoy a good stuffing on a cool, rainy evening?

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wearing grey sweatpants at the urgent care center that we’ve taken our daughter to this morning for all the moms here that had a rough night.

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Aaron Grahlman Says You're Welcome!

ALT: Aaron Grahlman Says You're Welcome!

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sometimes kids vomit and other truths my wife will never accept.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sitting in my basement waiting on the laundry when I realized I was thirsty. Had to choose between a beer or a lime seltzer. I chose the seltzer and all I can say is some of you are sick fucks.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just ordered a replacement part for the ice maker in our fridge. Don’t tell me that I don’t know how to spend a Friday night.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Kyle Kinane just provided me the language to describe my current state of existence: “I’m more tired than a big-dicked bat.”

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Kubby the Bat Hanging Upside Down

ALT: Kubby the Bat Hanging Upside Down

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I were a superhero, carbs and hot moms would be the foils to my powers. My nearly vanquished enemies could turn the tide by summoning a confident middle aged woman who doesn’t particularly care what others think or say and can execute her mawmaw’s secret recipe for potato salad.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh the vile things I would do for hash browns scattered and smothered right now!

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When I catch a glimpse of Bourdain, I feel a little bit nostalgic, a little bit sad, and a little bit angry. Such a loss.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Self-immolating pasta seemed unremarkable in 2026.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Atlanta’s season hasn’t even started yet and Tua is already out for the first game. I won’t be any more critical otherwise he might go on long term IR with hurt feelings.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think Maye just got caught enjoying the smell of his own farts. You can not make that throw at the end of the game.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just saw that Barry Melrose passed away. 2026 keeps taking the wrong people.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You are fucking kidding me. There is no decency left. apnews.com/article/trum...

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She could not be more different than me in just about any respect, but I was fortunate to have crossed paths with Yolanda many times. A great business woman and an even better human being. www.wcvb.com/article/bost...

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Boston fashion legend, philanthropist dies at age 91

Yolanda Cellucci, a renowned Boston fashion designer and philanthropist, has died at the age of 91.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just found out that adding a half pound of chocolate chips to each bowl of this extra healthy trail mix my wife bought makes it delicious.

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Dr Sten Ekberg: Hello Health & Wellness

ALT: Dr Sten Ekberg: Hello Health & Wellness

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just got back from a day at the fair. I guess the kid’s college fund wasn’t THAT important.

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Phil Dunphy Shrugs in Modern Family

ALT: Phil Dunphy Shrugs in Modern Family

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My childhood of the 80s/early 90s just reared it’s ugly head when I reflexively blurted out, “YOUR MOTHER OFFERS 0% FINANCING FOR 5 YEARS!” in response to a car commercial on the radio just now.

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Wtf Tom Delonge Mullet Reaction

ALT: Wtf Tom Delonge Mullet Reaction

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Finally watched The Mandalorian and Grogu. It was fun. Not great, but fun. It was a bit like if The Goonies was part of the Star Wars universe.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They lost by nearly 3x the spread.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just when I thought my alma mater couldn’t be more cringe, the new college football season starts.

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Waterboy We

ALT: Waterboy We

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Current estimates indicate I should receive a response regarding my request for Canadian citizenship sometime in early 2028 - which is convenient because that’s the next time we get a chance to really, truly watch democracy die in the US.

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Save Me: Screaming Woman

ALT: Save Me: Screaming Woman

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