Reposted by Beepo
>be me
>the buddha
>hanging out on vulture peak with my scriptures
>get a call from the celestial bureaucracy
>lord of horses causing havoc in heaven
>bet the monkey king he cannot escape my hand
>he jumps across the universe
>it was actually my palm
>mfw
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![[Image ID]: A portrait-style picture of Seras Victoria in real vampire form. She is wearing a red and silver basket muzzle. She is looking at the viewer with her mouth open and her tongue out. There is residual bloodstains on her teeth, tongue, face, uniform, and bust. The background is a bright, glowing red. [/End ID]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w3r34gcwthin4vdwidxyu5zg/bafkreieytaabdeupwv2oafdn3wutz2zo777zz23evhwkuxld6me3k3e4ka)