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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2025
i need them to have a falling out so bad
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/01/2025
the year is 2060. online discourse has once again revisited the 2016 primary and whether or not bernie ruined the election
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2025
trump supporters love to be like “i voted for donald trump 3 elections straight. i’m so happy he won, i love him. we gotta kill him”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2025
tech companies have been anti-consumer for years now but never have i seen them commit to the complete rot of AI integrated technology despite the pushback and annoyance of the general public,
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/01/2025
new amazing insult just dropped
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/12/2024
we need to do something about these guys
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/12/2024
this is a dril tweet
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
matt gaetz is a pedophile and he was one of the first people trump tapped to join his administration lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
we must deport elon musk
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Deport Elon Musk
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Mat 🜏 @silayter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
KINGS OF THE WASTELAND! This is my Fallout x Gravity Falls AU #GravityFalls #Fallout #StanPines #FordPines
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now. The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country. The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
it’s unbelievable that democrats found their first good messaging cycle since the “weird” cycle
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
it’s honestly amazing the first thing elon musk is doing in his role as shadow president is shutting down the government, one of the most historically unpopular things done in the US
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
the reason people don’t trust the democratic party is because it was incredibly obvious to everyone that bidens brain was hardly functioning at all but every party member and democratic funded influencer had to pretend like our eyes were lying to us
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
the level of integration the military and rightwing forces has in the sports world is unsettling and something that helped radicalize me young, it just never seemed right to me
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
i’m eternally confused by this type of guy. replies in this manner will never bother me at all but they’ll spend day after day trying to make people upset. i always pity someone like this as they clearly do not have a fulfilling personal life
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
introducing Divorce Coin, a new crypto coin designed by and for divorced, lonely men
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Lots of clarity today
Alex press tweet w/pic of cops locking arms adjacent to striking workers:
"NYPD literally locking arms to protect Amazon’s operations lol"

https://x.com/alexnpress/status/1869764581360619628Luis Feliz Leon tweet w/pic of cops escorting handcuffed Amazon driver:
"Breaking: Amazon driver attempted to stop his delivery van in support of ULP strike NYC in the warehouse entrance. The cops swarmed him, and he was arrested. Workers surrounded the van, and cops flung them off."

https://x.com/Lfelizleon/status/1869748494250152071
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
it’s wild republicans have been able to continue to fool voters for decades now. no one has object permanence
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
the horrors of bluesky as opposed to current beauty of twitter, where nazis post my old address i used to live at and sent food delivery to and send videos of decapitations in my dms
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
it’s wild we live under the largest oligarchy the world has ever seen
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
society is completely cooked lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
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Wolfythewitch @wolfythewitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Honey don't feed me I will come back #tma (1/4)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/12/2024
joe manchin and krysten sinema and this iteration of the democratic party ran by consultants and the wealthy class have utterly doomed this country for at least a century
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qae @qae0.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
big lizard
A sketch of a dragon with loose pen strokes, it has an athletic dog-like body and turns its head to the side. The underlying sketch is a red colour against a gray background. The drawing is intended to be a warmup.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/12/2024
rightwingers psyopped themselves into thinking all illness is fake because of how hysterical they became over covid
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/12/2024
late in the year but top contender for most insane headline of 2024 so far. just absurd nonsense lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/12/2024
i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/12/2024
watching the costco guys ascend into an institution over the last year has been insane
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/12/2024
now that hunter biden was pardoned he can smoke all the crack he wants
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/12/2024
being tethered to reality is too boring. i'm now believing in the flat earther conspiracy theory. i hope thisd is okay
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/12/2024
you only believe other "planets" in our "solar system exist because you're easily fooled by propaganda. once you understand that the "planets" are just projections projected against the dome around earth keeping your mind small and within the ice wall, you will never go back. awaken you're mind
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/12/2024
a sentence that upon reading would immediately end the life of a victorian child
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
i missed this genre of poster on twitter so much it’s unreal
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
how can they still be called pod save america when they’ve done the opposite of that
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it
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🥦 @brawcolie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Coloured dat guy that I like:$ #gravityfalls #stanleypines
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worm @wormwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"a better world" stan who did take journal 1 #stanpines #stanleypines #billcipher
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
whenever i post a photo of myself at least one person says i look like the paul dano riddler if he was a girl so i know what my halloween costume next year should be
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💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/11/2024
i’ll truly never get over how insane it was that there was almost a pedophile attorney general who was caught years ago sending money to children with statements like “being my friend”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/11/2024
something must be done about this guy
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