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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 14h

ideally the small dog has crust in its eyes

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

no but you took my fucking $HEIP away anyway. 😡

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

short people have meetings like this all the time but no one ever notices

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think my darkward turn and terrible crimes all began when Mother stopped brushing my long golden hair with a fine whalebone comb One Hundred Strokes every night before we laid us down to rest.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think for a lot of mainstream entertainment press, "memes exist of this"="this is a cult franchise"

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I miss the early 2000’s, they used to make cool phones called like The Palm Dialbetes XL that when you would type on the keypad a needle would pop out whac-a-mole style to test your blood sugar.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Natalie always seems to bring this energy

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

or in my case, SAD cow disease.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's Crypticon in the Twin Cities this weekend and as I was browsing the menu of celebrity guests I noticed that Billy Zane made his own AI poster that implies he was the main character in Titanic.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone may want to communicate this to Dem leadership

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Icelandic adaptation of Reacher which stars a normal-sized Scandinavian man called “Rïtjr”

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you can tell they think they're too good to carry the artificial grape-flavored poop water.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t watch broadcast TV, perhaps Tim Walz is putting forward an iota of effort on behalf of Peggy Flanagan there.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

an instant swipe left for me on the dating apps is when someone lists "Netflix" as an interest

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A lot of conversation and handwringing about how to capture public interest in the Academy Awards during a slow year for prestige filmmaking and amid numerous unfolding global disasters and, folks, I got two words for ya: Pregnant. Oscar.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MPLS/STP neighbors, where's the best place to get some pâté for a middle-aged man's STINKY charcuterie selection?

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can someone who likes it explain the appeal of Dropout to me? Is it really just Vic Michaelis and a bunch of improv comedians I've never heard of going "hoo hoo! hee hee!" at each other on cheap game show sets?

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tomorrow is my 38th birthday, looking forward to merging completely with BlueSky and existing as pure energy and hand-wringing liberal anxiety

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Didn't know they were getting married, just that he was her Biberty Boberty Beau

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think if someone brought me a really nice deli sandwich every day I'd probably turn my life around.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I watched a Dutch serial killer movie recently and all the cops in the town share one compact car. The big tense scene involves the killer concealing a paring knife while talking to an on-duty cop who isn't even carrying handcuffs or pepper spray.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think it sucks that French people are allowed to rap.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Recent nightmares have included a worm infestation that created a hole through my wrist and a hangout session with Peggy Flanagan in which she found my Trump impression very funny. Also I’m constantly trying to pack for an international flight at the last minute for some reason.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wow, 25 years. The 9/11 attacks can now rent a car without incurring hefty "young driver" fees.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Was seconds away from buying Tainted Grail when I read a review accusing the developers of using gen-AI for some of in-game art, only to look it up and find that this is true. Too bad! Really wanted to play that one.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this is why I plan to immiserate thousands

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I am right there with you Mr. Cannoli

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

never played any of these games before but now I am looking forward to killing that fat fuck from Pocahontas as Goofy.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

luckily I have a ton of salsa and it is ANCIENT

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

he is definitely top of the list of "From the Twisted Mind of..." guys, right up there with Criss Angel and Rob Zombie

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Smoke in the air, disgusting heat dome sweat that feels like I’m covered in motor oil. But at least the nasty biting insect species seem to be doing great.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

They must be euthanizing the human centipede in his basement

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

ok that's enough knicks shit, the rest of us have something to celebrate now

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not sure suffocating in Mitch McConnell’s crypt technically counts as a sudden illness.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's true, it's mean for me to rejoice in Lindsey Graham's death. Being thought of as a mean person because of that is perfectly ok with me actually.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Paisley Park would make an incredible vault

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