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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

thinking of really stepping outside my comfort zone this Halloween and dressing as Bereaved, Purposeless Aging White Man

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Natalie always seems to bring this energy

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's Crypticon in the Twin Cities this weekend and as I was browsing the menu of celebrity guests I noticed that Billy Zane made his own AI poster that implies he was the main character in Titanic.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not sure suffocating in Mitch McConnell’s crypt technically counts as a sudden illness.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

advertising my bluesky account with a Simpsons image

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Enjoy this video thumbnail chosen by someone at CBS News today:

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

As someone who would just like to have some idea of that the motherfuck is going on in the world, I have never felt more alone.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

#caturday engagement bait while I am out of town and away from my sweet Michael

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

From the aging lesbian lifestyle influencer who brought you Taco Bell’s “Live Más” Challenge on Paramount+’s “Inkmaster”

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

this incredible warehouse full of life sized barnyard animal replicas. I love eBay.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

No one: The writers of Clockwork Revolution: "IT'S A BIT CHEE-KEE, INNIT???" #xboxgamesshowcase

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

some #caturday fodder for you greedy little pigs

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It’s #Catrurday. This is Michael. Please like and follow so I can become a minor internet celebrity before having to recede from public life after a series of bad takes.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Oh look, it's #LetterboxdFriday. Had an extremely Male week, at least if my #LastFourWatched are any indicator.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I do think the Safdie movies have a formula which is: cast a guy who is desperate for Oscar recognition in the role of a despicable twat, preferably with some kind of prosthetic makeup, then make him sweat and scream until Awards Night, babéy!

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Remembering Best Picture Winner "The Shape of Water" on this Oscar Afternoon!

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

bros who love chatgpt will post this with "relly make u think 🧐"

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

NYT is too woke to give me points for one and too homophobic to give me points for the other. Cowards.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Man, what the fuck is Binky? Is he in like the same genetic wheelhouse as Shrek?

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Hard to believe it’s been five years but the good news is that time flies and we’ll all be dead sooner than we think!

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I have a similar mechanism for producing tears

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Trump, to staff: "We've still got Cactus Jack, right??"

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Two big problems with this cup, one is you literally cannot see the movie while drinking from it and two there doesn’t seem to be a way to have sex with it

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This smile affirms what I’ve always said: the president’s pathology revolves completely and totally around wanting to associate with people he sees as being well-liked. He literally destroyed American democracy because people like Zohran stopped inviting him to parties. #zohranmamdani

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Celebrated International Men’s Day or whatever it was yesterday by cooking an entire pork tenderloin and then picking at it joylessly for the next 24 hours.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

hangin wit da boyz hell yeah hell yeah

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

this literally happened to me on Monday. Turns out I was sitting on the tracker tag in my wallet.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Found this great album while looking up sound effects on iTunes today. Standout track is definitely “F*****g in the P***y,” which I assume is "Farting in the Potty." Not sure why they felt the need to censor it.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase You've known it all the time I'm learnin' it these days Oh, I know where I can find you Oh, in somebody's room It's a price I have to pay You're a now-woman all the way” -Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Atmosphere above my house is bisexual lighting right now. GUESS THE DAMN SKY IS WOKE NOW smdh…😣

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed

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