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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think my darkward turn and terrible crimes all began when Mother stopped brushing my long golden hair with a fine whalebone comb One Hundred Strokes every night before we laid us down to rest.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I miss the early 2000’s, they used to make cool phones called like The Palm Dialbetes XL that when you would type on the keypad a needle would pop out whac-a-mole style to test your blood sugar.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

or in my case, SAD cow disease.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's Crypticon in the Twin Cities this weekend and as I was browsing the menu of celebrity guests I noticed that Billy Zane made his own AI poster that implies he was the main character in Titanic.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Icelandic adaptation of Reacher which stars a normal-sized Scandinavian man called “Rïtjr”

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t watch broadcast TV, perhaps Tim Walz is putting forward an iota of effort on behalf of Peggy Flanagan there.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A lot of conversation and handwringing about how to capture public interest in the Academy Awards during a slow year for prestige filmmaking and amid numerous unfolding global disasters and, folks, I got two words for ya: Pregnant. Oscar.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MPLS/STP neighbors, where's the best place to get some pâté for a middle-aged man's STINKY charcuterie selection?

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can someone who likes it explain the appeal of Dropout to me? Is it really just Vic Michaelis and a bunch of improv comedians I've never heard of going "hoo hoo! hee hee!" at each other on cheap game show sets?

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tomorrow is my 38th birthday, looking forward to merging completely with BlueSky and existing as pure energy and hand-wringing liberal anxiety

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think if someone brought me a really nice deli sandwich every day I'd probably turn my life around.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think it sucks that French people are allowed to rap.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Recent nightmares have included a worm infestation that created a hole through my wrist and a hangout session with Peggy Flanagan in which she found my Trump impression very funny. Also I’m constantly trying to pack for an international flight at the last minute for some reason.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wow, 25 years. The 9/11 attacks can now rent a car without incurring hefty "young driver" fees.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Was seconds away from buying Tainted Grail when I read a review accusing the developers of using gen-AI for some of in-game art, only to look it up and find that this is true. Too bad! Really wanted to play that one.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

never played any of these games before but now I am looking forward to killing that fat fuck from Pocahontas as Goofy.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

luckily I have a ton of salsa and it is ANCIENT

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Smoke in the air, disgusting heat dome sweat that feels like I’m covered in motor oil. But at least the nasty biting insect species seem to be doing great.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

ok that's enough knicks shit, the rest of us have something to celebrate now

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not sure suffocating in Mitch McConnell’s crypt technically counts as a sudden illness.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's true, it's mean for me to rejoice in Lindsey Graham's death. Being thought of as a mean person because of that is perfectly ok with me actually.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

weird and depressing seeing that for so many wypipo, even centrist dems, the LAST STRAW was making the white house ugly. people are fucking dying.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I think it's become more or less an inevitability that Stephen Miller will go down as one of the most repugnant and widely hated western leaders of the 21st century, and as far as I can tell he actually really likes the sound of that.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Anticipating a major swing for Dems in the midterms, he's already licking Trump's ass for a SCOTUS nomination. If the DNC wins both houses, Thomas and Alito will resign on the spot and the Heritage Foundation will only have a few weeks to cram two fresh new ghouls through the confirmation process

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“Lucifer in the flesh,” [John] Boehner said of Cruz during an appearance at Stanford University, according to the student newspaper. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I had a dream last night in which there was a christmas/celebrity crossover product called Snoop Nogg.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

the cat didn't get me fuckin' shit for father's day.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

advertising my bluesky account with a Simpsons image

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

why is this web site 50% dog death announcements

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Enjoy this video thumbnail chosen by someone at CBS News today:

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

How to get me to instantly disagree with your liberal opinion: begin a post by writing "This."

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

a deranged adjudicated mafioso kiddie raper says we are now friends with Iran, and thank god, because I was waiting for his fuckass opinion.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Was rooting for the Knicks so you can imagine how pumped I am for NYC to score this rare win. We almost forgot about New York because they have fallen off the radar and get zero attention!

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

As someone who would just like to have some idea of that the motherfuck is going on in the world, I have never felt more alone.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Like, we're all aware that one of the Paul brothers will be president one day, right?

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Too many people have been made to feel a little hope and happiness about the Kennedy Center name removal. Very skeptical. There's no way this sticks, this country does not allow joy anymore.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The Worksite Tarp and The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

#caturday engagement bait while I am out of town and away from my sweet Michael

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

dude disney just spend $25M on an animated Blade movie with Wesley Snipes doing the voice. teach Sunrise Studios how to draw a non-offensive black character and have them animate it.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

big shout out to the guy in the first row in the new Tony Hinchcliffe “comedy” “special” wearing a t shirt and top hat.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

who will play Platner on snl though

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I'm aware #Maine has sore loser laws but since Janet Mills dropped out before any votes were cast is she able to secure a Collins win by running independent? Seems like the kind of shit the DNC would pull.

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

From the aging lesbian lifestyle influencer who brought you Taco Bell’s “Live Más” Challenge on Paramount+’s “Inkmaster”

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Haunted Beef @beefofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

why is the Pride Flag trend feed all posts about the world cup and canadian politics. #Bsky really sucks at this and doesn't seem interested in fixing it.

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